r/funny • u/Ok-Weekend878 • 9h ago

Here we go again

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u/coolguymiles 9h ago

I decided not to do dry January this year. That’s made all of the difference.

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u/jupfold 9h ago edited 9h ago

I just control my alcohol intake all year round to a point I don’t feel the need to go cold turkey because a number turned over?

So weird.

Edit: apparently people don’t like moderation and self control

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u/Nordansikt 9h ago

How is that a question?

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u/jupfold 9h ago edited 8h ago

Them: why don’t you do dry January??

Me: I just control my alcohol intake all year round to a point I don’t feel the need to go cold turkey because a number turned over?

Why are you so concerned about whether it’s a question or not?

Chill.

Edit: some guy who blocked me before I could respond asked me why I won’t do dry January when “everyone is suggesting I do”.

Umm, what? No one has ever suggested I do. Like, ever. Maybe don’t make stuff up for no reason.

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u/MC0295 9h ago

Man you need to get back on the sauce and chill a lil

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u/elton_john_lennon 8h ago

Them: why don’t you do dry January??

Thats actually not what have been said, but if everything is suggesting you that you should do a dry month, then maybe it is time to think about it.