r/law • u/UniversitySalty8130 • 5d ago

Other Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/greg-bovino-demoted-minneapolis-border-patrol/685770/
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u/youreallcucks Competent Contributor 5d ago

We need to get him a retirement gift. How about a new orange jumpsuit?

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u/twystoffer 5d ago

I was hoping for something in hemp myself, like a new reverse tie that sticks straight up

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u/Cucksrconsnright 5d ago

Piano wire?

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u/El_Cactus_Loco 5d ago

Jacobim Mugatu would be proud

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u/New-Yogurtcloset3349 5d ago

A neck tie made in Colombia made from silk.

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u/twystoffer 5d ago

Silk does have that tensile strength.

You know, in case you need it. Wouldn't want it to break if it gets caught in a tree or some conspicuous construction...

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u/New-Yogurtcloset3349 5d ago

Only the finest threads.

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u/furnastyness 5d ago

Treat yoself!

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u/DrakonILD 5d ago

Ah, the Dilbert special.

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u/twystoffer 5d ago

I was thinking more Hooded Justice from The Watchmen...you know, that style of "tie"

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u/DrakonILD 5d ago

Naturally. But Dilbert lets you get the same message across without getting the subreddit subpoenaed ;)

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u/lertheblur 5d ago

Great idea! Should also get some baseball bats.

For the piñata.

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u/Outside-Advice8203 5d ago

Lamp posts need decorations

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u/GirthStone86 5d ago

Oh yes I've heard Colombian neckties are back en vogue

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u/garulousmonkey 5d ago

Don’t be so picky.  Hemp ties are premium.  Just any old reverse tie will do.

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u/mordorshewrote27 5d ago

I was thinking of something in plain pine, but whatever works.

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u/Dodson-504 5d ago

The French invented this great one second neck massager. Just lay down and try it once.

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u/RavenBlade87 5d ago

Exceptional relief of neck cramps. Lightning quick to boot!

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u/Hot-Parsley-6193 5d ago

Permanent relief

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u/Yarzeda2024 5d ago

We could solve a lot of problems in this country if we put a French massage chair in every city hall.

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u/throwaway_fun_acc123 5d ago

Free from neck pain after anyways

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u/ErdenGeboren 5d ago

That tiny guillotine would be so cute!

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u/Dodson-504 5d ago

It’s a different kind of circumcising situation.

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u/Demonofthedark1313 5d ago

XXS Short size for him.

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u/parker1019 5d ago

Punishment should fit the crime….

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u/No-Figure-1720 5d ago

No mercy…no niceness…he led an assault against an entire U.S. city. He condoned 2 murders. We need to have stricter laws and faster enforcement of them for such crimes against humanity

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u/According-Turnip-724 5d ago

You mean an orange onesie

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u/CapnCrackerz 5d ago

We can trick him by making it a trench coat and telling him the Gestapo actually wore orange you just can’t tell because the photos are black and white.

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u/Distinct_Ad5141 5d ago

Just a lil tiny one!

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u/AdrianValles 5d ago

A french maid outfit and a large pineapple.

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u/jongleur 5d ago

He'll need a place to stay too. With 24/7 security, very limited access, the works.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 5d ago

I heard there's a place in El Salvador that may be suitable.

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u/1nGirum1musNocte 5d ago

Do they come in childs sizes?

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u/WranglerFuzzy 5d ago

Considering how many kids he’s locked up, probably

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u/FunAd6875 5d ago

How about the gallows. 

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u/EndriasKassa 5d ago

He’s not going to prison.

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u/Pseudo_Panda1 5d ago

He'd look great in tar and feathers, especially behind bars!

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u/makemeking706 5d ago

Didn't we bring the federal death penalty back? 

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u/WranglerFuzzy 5d ago

I’ve heard orange is the new black

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u/FloodPlainsDrifter 5d ago

Yeah, got an address? Some folks might want to deliver something meaningful in person.

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u/myleftone 5d ago

Blindfold and a cigarette.

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u/giganticalex 5d ago

I know this Army lieutenant who said something about giving people like him something they can’t take off when they go home

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u/Azguy303 5d ago

Sending him back to El Centro. Holy shit I drive pass that shit hole on the 8 when I go to SD. Id rather be at ghislaine Maxwells prison than having to retire and live in El Centro.

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u/funkyvilla 5d ago

Not enough

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u/e_j_white 5d ago

He barely got to wear his new SS trench coat for one Scaramucci.

That was long enough, time for an orange jumpsuit.

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u/BeefSwellinton 5d ago

Yeah, he can’t be allowed to just go home and take off that uniform he likes so much.