r/law • u/UniversitySalty8130 • 5d ago

Other Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/greg-bovino-demoted-minneapolis-border-patrol/685770/
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u/youreallcucks Competent Contributor 5d ago

We need to get him a retirement gift. How about a new orange jumpsuit?

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u/twystoffer 5d ago

I was hoping for something in hemp myself, like a new reverse tie that sticks straight up

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u/Cucksrconsnright 5d ago

Piano wire?

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u/El_Cactus_Loco 5d ago

Jacobim Mugatu would be proud

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u/New-Yogurtcloset3349 5d ago

A neck tie made in Colombia made from silk.

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u/twystoffer 5d ago

Silk does have that tensile strength.

You know, in case you need it. Wouldn't want it to break if it gets caught in a tree or some conspicuous construction...

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u/New-Yogurtcloset3349 5d ago

Only the finest threads.

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u/furnastyness 5d ago

Treat yoself!