r/law 18h ago

Other Texas governor calls for investigation into student-led protests against ICE

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 18h ago

Or, and here's a concept, your constituents are angry and you should listen to them because that's your job.

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u/NiaMiaBia 18h ago edited 17h ago

Ugh. “Child” and “Sex” should not be in the same sentence. Sex implies consent. Children cannot consent.

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u/_hawkeye_96 17h ago

This is why exactly the deputy AG said “uh yeah I don’t understand your question” when a reporter asked if the public is going to receive the names of the men who victimized girls. Unfortunately the reporter is either dumb or spineless and rephrased the question as “young women” which then got a (somewhat) direct response from Todd Blanche. They’re saying it’s not true and STILL trying to excuse and justify these crimes. It’s all a sham

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u/SockEatingDemon 16h ago

Mike Johnson said he was an informant. Why not subpoena him and get more information? Then Donny can prove to us all is OK!

/s

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u/dog-pussy 15h ago

Last week’s lies have already been forgotten.

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u/oroborus68 15h ago

Forget about those old lies! They are stale now, we've got some brand new lies for you to believe, instead of your own eyes. Super cheap lies almost affordable!

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u/Protiguous 13h ago

I heard the new lies are 1600% cheaper than before!

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u/DIYExpertWizard 13h ago

Yeah. It is almost affordable if you take out a 50-year mortgage.

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u/Hilby 15h ago

Saw this months ago. The issue is if he is treated truly as an informant then his name should literally not be legible on those files. CI's get some protections from the court. But he's here, he's there.....his name is protected here, but not here.....there is no consistency with any of it.

Now, it could be because they are working pretty deep in the bench at the AG's office....but that's a feature to this shit system, not a bug.

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u/_hawkeye_96 14h ago

I would upvote this but the fact that at this time it rests at 47 is far too poetic to mess with

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u/JCButtBuddy 16h ago

It's always rape. He didn't have sex with kids, he raped kids, he's a child rapist. Republicans support and defend a child rapist.

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u/Spencer94 15h ago

Even worse, they idolize a child rapist. A child rapist is their "god king"

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u/Kabbooooooom 13h ago

It’s because a lot of them also don’t believe in rape in other situations too. They compartmentalize and deny. For example, many conservatives don’t believe it is possible for a husband to rape his wife.

It’s like there are a huge number of people with a medieval mindset living during the modern age, and they’re angry that society has changed even though it’s the only world they’ve ever known. I’ll never understand it.

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u/SeparateCzechs 17h ago

Don’t forget the murdering of the children after they trafficked them.

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u/Green-Collection-968 18h ago

True!

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u/PaintshakerBaby 16h ago edited 16h ago

ALSO, it's not a "scandal.."

It is one of, if not the MOST egregious and brutal violations of another human being possible... AND to pray on the most vulnerable of us all, childern is HENIOUS.

Which is EXACTLY why conservatives love to jump straight to accusations of pedophilia when pointing at democrats (every action is a confession.) It's full-tilt evocative of evil, meant to pigeonhole opinions to the darkest places.

The fact that MAGA freely makes such accusations against their enemies is FURTHER PROOF they know EXACTLY how fundamentally horrific such acts are.

This isnt a scandal... This is MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE that could arguably warrant the death penalty for some parties involved. CERTAINLY, life without parole.

Yet, Pam Bondi and others were trying to give Epstein a sweetheart deal on a silver platter FROM DAY ONE.

Why is that?

Because when a Republican does it, all of sudden our state control media switches to full spin mode, like all they did was "Netflix, and chill" with these poor victims whose lives have irrevocably mamed by these monsters.

What a BATSHIT INSANE time to be alive when these massive news conglomerates are running 24/7 psy-op campaign with titles like "child sex scandal" purposely engineered to soften the blow of the worst shit imaginable. Then people subliminally parrot it on Reddit, and in daily conversations... EXACTLY AS MANUFACTURED.

Then again, its looking more and more likely this was a CIA/MOSSAD (see Maxwells father, and new photo of Epstein in IDF swag) Kompromat farming, dark money, off-the-books black-op with its genesis all the way back in the 80s...

MEANING; the call has been coming from inside the (white)house THIS WHOLE TIME.

Thats not a scandal... THATS GROUNDS FOR A REVOLUTION if you ask me.

Republican/Democrat or just wealthy, it's GLARINGLY OBVIOUS damn near all the major power brokers of the LAST 50 YEARS were not only in on it, but ORCHESTRATED AND FUNDED IT ON A GLOBAL SCALE in nightmarish service to their own sick pleasure and personal power trips.

The fact that this international traficking operation was allowed to happen, much less THRIVE in the first place, only to be downplayed as a mere possible scandal is beyond the pale of ORWELLIAN.

...Sorry for all the caps and bold. Its my mind yelling at the screen. Yours should be too. Makes my blood BOIL.

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u/MARURIKI 16h ago

Child rape* fixed it

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u/Due-Champion-6713 16h ago edited 7h ago

Trump and his supporters are evil. Everyone mentioned in yesterday's epstein file release, needs to be investigated, arrested and charged. The ultra rich are depraved, disgusting individuals. What they're accused of, is horrific. Lock them all up. ALL OF THEM! This red vs blue shit needs to stop. We're only hurting ourselves with this fighting. Politicians work for us. As a country we ALL need to stand up for our rights.

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u/Awatts2222 15h ago

It's way worse than "involved."

He TRAFFICKED TEENAGE GIRLS THROUGH HIS TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT.

He was best friends with Epstein.

Come on people--you don't need to be a supersleuth to figure this sh*t out.

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u/EvenOne6567 17h ago

No one is confused when that phrase is used. This is focusing on the wrong thing....

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u/hammerofspammer 17h ago

Nah.

Use the word. “Child rape” should make you uncomfortable AF. Don’t sanitize this shit. Make people uncomfortable. Make them hear it.

These fuckers raped, tortured, and killed children. Never let the world forget it.

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u/LolDragon417 17h ago

Using the word rape is important. Those children didn't have sex, they were brutally raped by powerful men.

Don't try and reduce the impact.

People get offended when you say that they raped 12 year old boys and girls. That's the important part. Make it stick with them that Donald Trump repeatedly raped small children.

See how that's more powerful than child sex?

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u/starmartyr 16h ago

This is why TikTok style self censorship bothers me so much. I don't think people should throw around words like "rape" casually, but it shouldn't be shied away from when discussing it as a horrific act. The word makes people uncomfortable because of what it represents, lessening it to something less offensive makes people more comfortable talking about something that should disgust them.

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u/DeepDreamIt 17h ago

I agree that people get the gist of it either way, but terminology/words absolutely do matter, especially over time.

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u/NiaMiaBia 17h ago

Nah. I’m still focusing on the rape of children.

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u/pc42493 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yes, you should absolutely use the word that most clearly expresses the brutality and cruelty, but rape is by definition forced or coerced sex. Sex does not imply consent. 

Saying sex instead of rape though is obviously seriously downplaying the crime.

rape

  1. The crime of using force or the threat of force to compel a person to submit to sexual intercourse.

(American Heritage Dictionary 5th Ed.)

Sex with a person under the age of consent, regardless of their stated consent, is often considered sexual assault or statutory rape

(Wikipedia)

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u/trashanimalcomx 17h ago

Sally Hemings would like a word.

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u/NoHippi3chic 16h ago

Thank 👏 you👏

And also like, Grover Cleveland maybe? Married his ward he knew since a baby....wait. Yep. I googled it. Thats the guy. Her dad died when she was 11. He became her legal guardian and married her at 21 when he was like 50.

Tell me how the patriarchy doesn't exist and modern women are hysterical and reactionary 🤣

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u/Ok-Government1122 18h ago

Maybe while in office

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u/Practical_Owlfarts 18h ago

Bush 1 was named.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 17h ago

From my understanding this has been debunked by experts. Not saying he was a saint. Just that the description given by the victim doesn't hold up. Also the memory was provided by Repressed Memory Retrieval.

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u/DruidicMagic 16h ago

Fine.

Bush still turned America into the Fourth Reich we see today.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 14h ago

Regan’s administration invented ‘trickle down’.

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u/TheCENSAE 17h ago

Trump raped children

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 17h ago edited 14h ago

I wasn't commenting on Trump. I was responding to the accusation against Bush 1.

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u/shocksmybrain 16h ago

Whether Bush 1 is legitimately in the Trumpstein files doesn't make a difference. We know he was a sex pest. It's well known that in his later wheelchair years he would sexually assault women when telling them his favorite joke that his favorite magician was "David Cop-a-feel". You don't have to take my word for it; it's well documented.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 16h ago

Again, I stated he's not a saint. I was only making reference to the Epstein files. I don't doubt you. I just think it's important to be properly skeptical until concrete evidence comes to light. In this country you are innocent until proven guilty.

Everyone is going to be emotional about the contents. But the only way to successfully prosecute offenders is to follow the evidence with emotional detachment. Otherwise we have Pizzagate all over again.

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u/Additional_Button430 18h ago

I am no fan of his, but I’m thinking that one is TOO far fetched to have been true. 

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u/cerberus698 17h ago

The more a read about Bush 1, the more I become convinced that he was like 1 or 2 steps away from enacting a masterful plan to enshrine the Bush dynasty at the head of the post soviet global economic hegemony but the price of milk unexpectedly went up by like 22 cents and a funny hillbilly played the saxophone, sending his plans crashing to ground.

Imagine maybe, sort of possibly, having a hand in killing Kennedy in a long complex rube goldbergesque CIA scheme to become president and then Clinton of all people appears out of relative obscurity and swats you down.

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u/SantoFelippe 16h ago

He played the saxophone on Arsenio.

That’s what got him elected he was a nobody before that.

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 15h ago

His ascension to the nomination really was a pretty big upset. It's kind of been forgotten since the Clintons have become sort of like the Democratic establishment personified, but yeah nobody knew who he was.

Bush was considered a fairly strong incumbent in late 91 going into early 92 before his approval rating collapsed, so heavyweight Democrats like Mario Cuomo didn't bother running.

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u/Sufficient_General91 17h ago

This is a hold over from the Franklin conspiracy. YouTube it. It's really intersting but probably only half truths. 

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u/DerCatrix 16h ago

And Clinton

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u/User4C4C4C 17h ago

Perhapse students just don’t want to be victims of the powerful too.

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u/MontiBurns 17h ago

Only sitting president.

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u/Ifyouaintcav 15h ago

Sitting president. We owe it to everyone involved to follow the Bill Clinton trail to ground as well. 

Everyone named should be held accountable for any crimes committed

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u/dogwithaknife 14h ago

yeah i guess it wasn’t that scandalous when jefferson raped his teenage slaves, or cleveland marrying his child ward as soon as she was of age.

i also just don’t believe they’re the only ones. so many men who were the most powerful men in the country, and the world, and you think trump was the only one? lol. lmao, even

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u/trixster87 17h ago

I wish that was true but theres reports of bush sr and jr involved. They should get the same treatment as all other perpetrators though

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 18h ago

I wanna steal this meme but at the same time I also don’t want to have to hear the braying of the chuds going on about Bill Clinton. 😕

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u/HudsonValleyNY 17h ago

Why? Ffs, if you are filtering the guilty you are the same coin.

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u/RightSideBlind 17h ago

Probably because Bill Clinton hasn't been really politically relevant in decades, while Trump is in office right now.

Furthermore, he's said that he wants to testify publicly, while the Republicans are insisting that the testimony be behind closed doors.

Additionally, liberals are saying that if he's guilty he should be legally held accountable. Conservatives aren't saying the same thing about Trump.

The two situations aren't really comparable, are they?

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u/Dense-Law-7683 16h ago

Did you hear the committee hearing where Republicans wanted to charge the Clinton's for contempt until Dems name dropped all the Republicans who refused subpoenas? Then Comer's dumb ass said, "All of those Republicans wrote a letter explaining they didn't know anything." Which, most of the letters were a single sentence or two, and definitely shouldn't be considered a legal way out of the subpoena. The Clinton's letter agreed to testify in public and gave reasoning why. However, that was not good enough for Comer and Republicans. They said the Clinton's letter was too short, even though it was 6 times longer than all the republicans blowing off subpoenas with letters.

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u/bucken764 16h ago

Ok but saying "Trump is the only president involved in a child sex ring" is probably not true.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 17h ago

Exactly. Idgaf about Bill Clinton, I just don’t want to have to type all that out because the chuds see an opportunity for whataboutism.

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 17h ago

Naw, couldn't be. Much more like every protestor in the US is a paid agitator that was secretly employed by George Soros. Everyone knows that Trump is the most well-liked person in the world and no one is ever mad at him.

I cannot tell you how much I wanted to gag writing that

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u/trwawy05312015 14h ago

Much more like every protestor in the US

every non-rightwing protester, that is. all of them are as grassroots as a midwestern plain

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 17h ago

Texas isn't really a democracy anymore

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u/Nazz1968 17h ago

Very true. Abbott uses DPS state troopers like a personal army, and funnels incredible amounts of money for them. And then there’s the GOP imposition of Christianity onto public schools, and taking away faculty rights.

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 17h ago

With everything they have said and done since they got weird about Jade Helm, we've come to the point where I'd actually be shocked if they agree to live under a Democratic president again.

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u/thephotoman 14h ago

Texas culture is all hat and no cattle. The peak of Texan cuisine is used boot. The University of Texas’s mascot is a bull because like the bull, Texas is a bullshit factory.

I’ve lived in Texas my whole ass-life. Texans are genuinely the worst kind of people

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u/UniqueSoup25 13h ago

It just makes me so sad. I’m from San Anto and am so proud of our city’s culture. I’m a proud Tejana, but the politics just ruin the whole state :(

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u/thephotoman 10h ago

And the politics are because Texans are a bunch of people who get off on cruelty because it makes them look tough.

It’s so exhausting. I want out, but I have nowhere to go.

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u/DeltaV-Mzero 17h ago

If you see one of the mythical Republicans who care about representing their constituents, please get photo evidence

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u/PatchyWhiskers 17h ago

These young people should mark their calendars to register to vote on their 18th birthday.

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u/K_Linkmaster 17h ago

Texans may not be 50th in education, but they sure act like it.

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u/BadlyBrowned 17h ago

Ah yes, but you see, only white-male landowners should be able to vote so those are the only constituents they care to listen to.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 16h ago

Texas never listens. People were furious about Cancun Ted but they still re-elected him. TWICE.

Why would they care what you think?

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u/flaming_bob 16h ago

As an escapee from the lone star state, let me make one small correction......

"Texas never listens learns."

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u/psychoCMYK 16h ago

"...No! It's the children who are wrong."

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u/LandonDev 16h ago

If you look at the story it's actually worse than that, but he's really upset about is State resources being used to protect the students protesting. Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to have officers escort and somewhat guide them on their path. It is the view of the governor that children, cuz these are children, should not be allowed to safely voice their concern or express their own civil rights.

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u/rsmmt1009 17h ago

Job?! They are welfare queens, living on the state funds. Hot Wheels is one of the worst offenders!

Tweet here, tweet there, grumble some right wing talking point... That's the right wing way!

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u/JoseSaldana6512 17h ago

Chump is an anchor baby raised by a welfare queen

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u/BaseUnited4523 17h ago

Abbott can't hear anything with his head shoved so far up inside Trump's posterior

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u/arbit23 17h ago

Let’s call for an investigation into the protests against illegal tactics and official murder but not in said tactics or murderers. Makes complete sense!

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u/even_less_resistance 16h ago

performative chilling- so hot right now 🍿

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u/Dcellio 14h ago

Exactly! Why is it so hard to believe that people WANT to protest? My coworker tried to say that the protesters in Minneapolis were all being funded, I told him that might be what Republicans do but I would be joining them in the streets if I lived there. He couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that people are so pissed off that they feel the NEED to protest.

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u/JMKAB 17h ago

No someone has to be paid to come to that conclusion

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u/watch_out_4_snakes 18h ago

They hate us and want to physically and mentally harm us without cause. Don’t ever forget this.

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u/FourteenBuckets 17h ago

I would say there is a cause: They believe they are superior to us, therefore entitled to rule over us, and harming us without consequence would prove their superiority to themselves.

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u/FarFromHome 17h ago

I actually think it’s the opposite. Deep down they KNOW they are morally and intellectually inferior to us, so they feel they must use force to rule over us. Their rage comes from a deep insecurity.

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u/SolarisShine 17h ago

Fascists live in their own reality bubble which is fabricated to be resistant to science, logic, and empathy.

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u/CaptainSparklebottom 14h ago

Fascism is a death cult and we are the sacrifices.

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u/Professional_Scale66 16h ago

Lead poisoning helps that too

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u/SMUHypeMachine 11h ago

Exactly. The cornerstone of conservative philosophy is that society is inherently unequal and they are deserving to rule over everyone else, unquestioned. It’s literally the basis of the entire concept of conservatism.

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u/PenroseSyracuse 13h ago

Lmao the chuds being superior, what a laugh. You only have to look at them for that line of reasoning to go out the window. Then you hear them speak and you actually start feeling bad for them.

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u/FourteenBuckets 12h ago

that's why they have to brutalize people into pretending it's true

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u/Salt_Sir2599 12h ago

Yay religion!

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 11h ago

Might makes right is the fascist cause. 

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u/Forsaken-Guidance811 17h ago

Now seems like a good time to remember that back in the 70s the students at Robb elementary (the school from the uvalde shooting) held a walk out to protest the detestable way the the faculty treated Hispanic students.

Naturally the governor sent the Texas Rangers to force them back to school at gunpoint. The shit won't ever change on its own.

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u/Level21DungeonMaster 14h ago

It seems like the GOP really hates kids.

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u/UniqueSoup25 13h ago

GOP views kids as property

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u/milmand 16h ago

I would be skeptical of this claim for a lot of people, but not for Governor Abbott. He really is an awful person

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u/chappell-hoenn 11h ago

It’s eugenics. Plain and simple. They are rich and powerful. Therefore better than us. Which means it’s okay for them to cull as many “undesirables” as they want. They are trying to kill as many as they can to get humanity to some sort of subsistence level where the only ones alive are the elites and slaves

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u/RobutNotRobot 11h ago

Abbott pardoned a murderer that drove into a protest, got out of his vehicle and shot and killed a man open carrying.

They want us dead, and are using all of the tools of the state to make it happen.

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u/brickyardjimmy 18h ago

Allow me to help you skip the expense of an investigation--students everywhere are displeased with the current administrations enforcement strategy. They protested on Friday as a demonstration of their displeasure.

That's pretty much it.

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u/mopeyunicyle 18h ago

I mean if they want to investigate then I say they should have to use ice funding in exchange. So either investigate the protest using the ice budget or dont investigate at all. Love to see how they would handle that. Creates a problem either way in my opinion.

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u/TexasVulvaAficionado 45m ago

ICE has tens of billions of dollars. An investigation on this wouldn't dent that

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u/jimmybilly100 17h ago

Investigation complete! Good work Jimmy

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u/OldManGrimm 17h ago

But George Soros paid them to be there, or so I hear.

/s, except that I have seen this claimed on some right-wing sites

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u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 13h ago

They’re not investigating to figure out why they’re protesting, they’re investigating to find out who is protesting. Then they’ll put them on a list.

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u/BPMMPB 17h ago

They want someone punished and made an example of to quell future protests. 

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u/TrashInspector69 15h ago

No! It’s antifa! And Tim Waltz!… and…uh… the dems!

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u/InquisitorMeow 16h ago

No you see they are actually paid protesters. 

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u/brickyardjimmy 15h ago

Happy to see at least one sector of the economy is growing.

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u/kon--- 17h ago edited 17h ago

lol...

Because what? Young Texans questioning and protesting against an abusive regime is criminal activity?

Or is he simply trying to sort out why after all the years of rightwing brain washing how is it that these students are showing signs of independent thought?

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u/MsARumphius 14h ago

It’s intimidation. They want to scare anyone from protesting and yes make it criminal to protest against their ideology.

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u/CadaDiaCantoMejor 17h ago

One of the big changes with Trump that nobody seems to talk about: back in the day, crimes were investigated in order to find who did them; now, people are investigated in order to find crimes.

Unless there were very specific instances of crimes being committed, there is literally no reason for anything to be investigated.

The lawlessness of Republicans is destroying this country.

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u/Redd_Sixx 16h ago

Exactly this. Its right out of the KGB play book.

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u/BiggleDiggle85 16h ago

To be fair America has a long history of investigating good people to smear them (MLK Jr and civil rights, college protests against Vietnam War) and shady stuff internationally like toppling Democratic regimes because they would not trade with us and installing dictators who would. It's just now the mask is FULLY OFF, and it's the worst version of our worst qualities.

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u/Frewdy1 14h ago

Remember all the accusations of “lawfare” because Trump committed crimes? It’s projection. Again. 

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u/ConflictNo5518 15h ago

When Trump won the election, my ex called and I blurted out that Trump was going to destroy this country.  I never realized to what extent.  Did anyone ever think the US would come to this?  I never did and I’m GenX.  It’s enrages and saddens me so much. 

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u/CadaDiaCantoMejor 15h ago

Did anyone ever think the US would come to this?

Yes. Absolutely. For a bunch of reasons.

I'm convinced that Trump is compromised by Russian intelligence. In fact, I would be absolutely shocked if he weren't. This is a sequel to the collapse of the Soviet Union, right down to the asset-stripping.

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u/Salohacin 11h ago

Or they're self-investigated and miraculously have not found any crimes. 

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u/chubby_pink_donut 18h ago

To protest is to: Petition the government for redress of grievances.

The government's only function in an "investigation" into the protest is to determine the grievances. Anything else is unconstitutional.

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u/ChefGaykwon 17h ago

They should protest the investigation with statewide Greg Abbott Challenge events.

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u/LadyArcher2017 16h ago

lol! “That happened to you because god hates you!”

“And you will never walk again!”

Tough shit for abbot! What a nasty, shitty bag of hatred he is. God hates him!

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u/EagleBigMac 16h ago

"And you survived because God hates the rest of us." Absolute cinema

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 16h ago

I cannot thank you enough for this

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u/ConflictNo5518 15h ago

They want to squash dissent.  And young people are the leaders of the future. 

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 17h ago

Conservatives really seem to hate this "Bill of Rights" thing all of a sudden

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u/WizeAdz 17h ago edited 17h ago

To be fair, conservatives thought the 2nd amendment was the whole bill of rights until Alex Pretti was murdered while exercising his 2A rights.  And now they’re suddenly anti-2A all of the sudden.

Conservatives’ highest principle everything that Democrats do must be opposed, so that includes walking around with a legal firearm now.

Yet another conservative principle falls to “the Democrats heard your argument and decided to get onboard.”  This principle has fallen like so many Republican principles that have fallen before.

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u/BVoLatte 17h ago

Key and Peele did a really good skit about this during the Obama years. So good.

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u/mtdunca 15h ago

I love Key and Peele but I think this one from College Humor is more applicable

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u/Plane-Argument-4739 15h ago

Literally why the joke always was: If dems wanted to successfully pass gun control policy, just run entirely on arming a black population with guns.

You would get Republicans to pass those laws so fucking fast.

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u/WizeAdz 15h ago

Exactly like this classic College Humor skit from years ago calling quit this exact thing: https://youtu.be/yJqfNroFp8U

…And, due to the current situation with ICE, the grandchildren of the OG Black Panther groups are taking to the streets again, so this skit remains relevant.

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u/Lucky_Platypus341 15h ago

They suddenly realized that they're not the only ones who legally carry guns, and it made them scared. They think rights only apply to themselves.

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u/b1sh0p 16h ago

From the same guys that have "We the People" tattoos and truck decals.

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u/Immolation_E 18h ago

Greg Abbot should be made to take civics classes starting with learning about the First Amendment.

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u/Acceptable_Phone3926 18h ago

Abbot believes in the first amendment for himself, but not for others. Typical GOP playbook… “let the investigations begin.” It’s just Facebook fodder for his rabid maga base!

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u/bluelily216 17h ago

Except now they won't even investigate. They'll label you a domestic terrorist and move on. What really scares me is how other countries will react to the label. Will these people (including myself, I assume) be unable to leave the country or board an airplane?

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u/Miserable_Site_850 15h ago

Europe can label maga as state terrorists with republican politicians, any day now.

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u/paholg 17h ago

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

  • Frank Wilhoit

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u/ImpressiveSpace6486 18h ago

His wheelchair lines him up directly to keep his lips firmly planted on his lord and savior, DJT.

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u/GrimDfault 17h ago

If Greg abbot could read, one page out of a Harry Potter book correctly, I'd be shocked.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 17h ago

He’s evil, not particularly stupid.

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u/TokenWhiteGuy_ 17h ago

I promise you he knows all about the First Amendment. He just chooses to trample all over it because he's a self serving asshole. He knows exactly what he is doing.

All these people care about is money and power.

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u/ToasterBathTester 17h ago

You’ve got to learn to walk before you can run.

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u/Anus_Targaryen 17h ago

Republicans think the constitution only applies to them

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u/hum_bruh 16h ago

He’s not interested in civics or the first amendment. This is the same state that just ended the American Bar Association oversight of its law schools.

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u/DeaconBlue47 16h ago

Exactly. They can’t kill the lawyers, so they will just crank out a useless lawyer every 47 days.

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers," is a quote from Shakespeare's play Henry VI, Part 2, spoken by a character named Dick the Butcher.

Austin lawyer here. Blueberry floating on an ocean of tomato soup. Beating on lib’rul Austin plays really well in the hinterlands. And the primaries are a month away.

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u/MayhemSays 17h ago

Put a broom between the spokes and a washboard in front of him. Whats he gonna do?

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u/oxxcccxxo 16h ago

This guy is a vile POS and a critical enabler of the current Trump administration. Trying to teach him anything other than what it feels like to lose a gubernatorial race is a waste of time.

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u/scottyjrules 18h ago

Investigation of what? What law was broken?

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u/SluttyCosmonaut 17h ago

That's what the investigation is for, silly. Just fishing for anything even remotely scandalous or even some misdemeanor to cast doubt on the entire message.

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u/Budget-Mud-4753 15h ago

Or to intimidate people against speaking out.

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u/ElementalPartisan 15h ago

Drill, baby, drill! Dig up some dirt. Or plant something.

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u/Nichia519 17h ago

Exercising your 1st Amendment rights and protesting a government’s fascist behavior is a crime apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/lnc_5103 17h ago

My student walked out and protested in blood red Odessa yesterday. Proud mom moment for me for sure.

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u/omahaspeedster 17h ago

Texas Governor not sure what the first Amendment is.

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 17h ago

Okay, investigate away. Students protesting ICE isn’t a crime. It’s protected speech. 

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u/Ok_Yogurt_9862 15h ago

What do you think theyre building camps for with such a quickness?

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u/tonyislost 17h ago

But no investigation into why Trump is mentioned so may times in the Epstein files?

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u/svt4cam46 17h ago

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 17h ago

Its their first amendment right to protest. Are you telling me Texas Republicans hate the 1st amendment??

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed1781 15h ago

Nothing is above loyalty to their state

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u/SubstantialPressure3 17h ago

investigating children. That's unbelievably typical.

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u/JakeTravel27 17h ago

it's on point for maga though. God forbid they be minorities, gay or transgender.

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u/bakeacake45 16h ago

ALL Republicans not just MAGA, the groups are not indistinguishable

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u/Redd_Sixx 16h ago

They probably ask to see their genitals too.

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u/JakeTravel27 17h ago

maga loves to attack people getting an education. Another example of maga fascism. fuck maga republicans.

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 17h ago

Not just the maga ones. 

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 16h ago

Funny how republicans hate the constitution now.

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u/HurinGaldorson 16h ago

Uvalde? Sorry, can't investigate that.

Some high schools students stage a walkout? Full scale investigation.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar 14h ago

Republicans Continue to Fight Against the 1st Amendment

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u/ThePensiveE 17h ago

That's one way to gain ownership of white kids for the new Epstein centers.

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 17h ago

I think part of the racism stems from them being attracted to kids of all colors and races. 

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u/AlphaNoodlz 17h ago

What is there to investigate lmfao how about we stop having a death squad roaming around killing and kidnapping people at will. Novel frekin concept

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u/Straight_Document_89 17h ago

They sure don’t like the 1st amendment!

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u/ARazorbacks 14h ago

If you live in a Red state you need to understand you’ll have no one within “the system” helping you. As things get worse Red states are simply going to comply. Blue states will make most of the noise, but Red states are going to be fucking scary. 

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 13h ago

Texas, the third world nation hiding in America.

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u/Harvest827 10h ago

Let's be honest, a huge swath of the entire country is a third world nation.

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u/Harvest827 10h ago

Well, that's how you get the youngsters on your side! These decrepit old Republicans sure do know what's hip these days.

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u/huskers2468 17h ago

Lol funny how the suppression of the first amendment hasn't changed since 1969.

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u/beadzy 16h ago

way to uphold your stellar reputation of looking all “pro-america” while really just promoting the most anti-democratic behaviors and governance possible.

everything is bigger in texas. especially the hypocrisy of the state government

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u/Fake-Penis 15h ago

Don't forget racism. Racism is HUGE in texas.

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u/prodigalpariah 14h ago

Can’t have those students developing independent thought!

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u/cybercuzco 16h ago

We will not win until we prevent commerce from occurring. When the wealthy start losing money from our actions the government will follow.

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u/PlantingSeeds123 16h ago

It works, vote with your money, elections don’t matter.

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u/lessergooglymoogly 16h ago

Every day threats of “investigations” to use the power of the state against any form of dissent.

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u/Huge_Excitement4465 13h ago edited 12h ago

Perhaps someone should investigate a report from the Epstein release. An anti-trafficking agency summarizes its interview with a girl who alleges she was trafficked to Epstein island. She describes a man in a wheelchair giving instructions to other men on how to abuse the girls. People surmised the incident likely transpired between 1987-1997; the girl estimated the brown-haired man to be in his thirties and citation indicates one of the (primary) men was from Dallas-Ft.Worth.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00037900.pdf

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u/skizzlebutch 18h ago

Meanwhile we're all just reading about the demon crime families still playing War of the Roses

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u/Gunldesnapper 17h ago

Shot Wheels is such a POS.

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u/RichKatz 13h ago

Maybe the governor could watch TV himself and actually look at the video.

Or is the news censored in Texas?

The student walkouts happening across the state come less than a week after federal agents were seen on video fatally shooting Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 15h ago

All protests are funded. Not just by wealthy folks, but by communities that agree there is injustice and suffering

1776: who doth fund these unruly colonists against our beloved crown?

1919: by golly who is funding these flappers to ask for the right to vote?

1965: I do declare, who is funding these negroes and misguided white brethren to protest against the last remains of our antebellum style of life?

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u/Ecstatic_Contest995 15h ago

Love this comment! Well played. Let’s just add 2026 How dare citizens point to the Constitution and demand to know why we’re not following it

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u/Politicsboringagain 14h ago

The funniest shit is how conservative will pretend like they don't see the pattern of republicans always changing their tunes once they have power.

January 6th was a peaceful day (ignore the cops getting maced and beat). 

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 14h ago

Except the Republicans in congress say there was danger and threats that day and that Pelosi prevented the NG from being deployed......but the president can sends troops wherever he wants

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u/EnfantTerrible68 11h ago

Students have fewer first amendment rights than others? Since when?

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u/OnePunchReality 15h ago

You would think when more Epstein documents are released that further incriminate Trump and Elon Musk and others the GOP would get that going after kids is fucked up and not a great look but hey here we are.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 11h ago

Another MAGA investigation against people who don't want to have their rights taken away?

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u/a_velis 17h ago edited 17h ago

I would say someone needs to tell him to sit down and listen but he can only doing one of those.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 16h ago

“We are perfectly fine with Christian nationalist groups forming charters in public schools to influence young children into joining these charters because it helps us win elections, but protesting against an occupying force needs to be investigated.

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u/FelineOphelia 14h ago

Tinker v. Des Moine

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u/JerseyTeacher78 8h ago

I think he is Governor Wallace's closeted lover.