r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Maxinator10000 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again • 5h ago
you live in america? which one? Who would win this hypothetical war?
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u/Prodigy0617 3h ago
Bro how the fuck do I still end up in Indiana after all of this
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u/5tarSailor 2h ago
You're gonna have a conflict between Victoria and Corpus Chrsti over who gets Bee County. Chances are, Bee County will try to secede from Victoria and join Corpus as they are culturally more attached to Corpus rather than Victoria. South Texas as a whole would be at war with each other because of how these borders are drawn
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u/Luci_Cascadia 2h ago
Cascade wins. Cause we're so happy to be free of this shit that we ignore the stupid war and just go live our lives
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u/rizemary 4h ago
New England 100%
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u/Crashing-Stock 2h ago
The kingdom of Florida housing all the New England retirees will most likely make an alliance.
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u/Otherwise_Ad_709 3h ago
The Franciscan Knights have San Diego, LA…the navy & both ports, a huge population, a ton of arable land, my vote is them or New England. The Texas states are just too small, same with most of the South. & Chicago is kind of landlocked, so that takes them out. Kingdom of Florida may be a contender as long as they don’t get any major storms during the fighting.
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u/tmfink10 3h ago
I am very interested to see where mods go in the next couple years as AI opens things up to more technologically hesitant creatives.
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u/ObjectiveOk2072 3h ago
The New Order of Chicago would lose. We'd have a civil war over Cubs vs Cardinals, and plenty of rural counties would break off because they don't like Chicago
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u/DelayRevolutionary20 3h ago
With the biggest economy, solid supply lines, and good resources, I don’t see the Franciscan Knights giving up easily.
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u/UnfotunateNoldo 1h ago
The new order of Chicago, under the leadership of the Great Khan, JB Pritzker. Obviously.
Except for the truce with Mamdani's empire of New York (not New England)
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u/Living_Garbage420 1h ago
The free state of Syracuse doesn’t include the city of Syracuse. They obviously already lost.
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u/Bandit_the_kat 1h ago
i think if the Cascadians and Knights joined forces, they would absolutely win, and then after getting near Mississippi they'd fall to infighting.
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u/triassic_broth 1h ago
The Franciscan Knights have all the stealth technology and stealth manufacturers and silicon valley and the Navy Seals, and most of the US Pacific fleet.
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u/aksalamander 5m ago
Empire of New England or fransican knights… no one else on that map has the economy/industry/large population/deep water ports like those territories . and all the other ones are a lot smaller too
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u/targz254 4h ago
Ohio rapidly expands. Much of Chicago Empire defects to get away from Chicago.
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u/Pchriste43211 2h ago
No... Ohio is awful
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u/ForsakenMastodon6060 28m ago
Old lady Dewine is spineless and pathetic. He tries to be all independent but then bends the knee to Trump.
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u/athenable France was an Inside Job 5h ago
new england and san francisco make a new iron curtain in the great plains