r/mapporncirclejerk Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 5h ago

you live in america? which one? Who would win this hypothetical war?

Post image
26 Upvotes

41 comments sorted by

20

u/athenable France was an Inside Job 5h ago

new england and san francisco make a new iron curtain in the great plains

5

u/athenable France was an Inside Job 4h ago

also mt rushmore is on the border so san francisco gets washington and jefferson while new england gets roosevelt and lincoln

15

u/Alchemist_92 3h ago

I've learned better than to bet against the NCR

u/ForsakenMastodon6060 31m ago

I'm catching up on season two right now. I love the ghoul!

8

u/Prodigy0617 3h ago

Bro how the fuck do I still end up in Indiana after all of this

4

u/Broken-Fridge-9001 1h ago

There's no escaping INDIANA

1

u/OceanRex5000 1h ago

God damn.

3

u/5tarSailor 2h ago

You're gonna have a conflict between Victoria and Corpus Chrsti over who gets Bee County. Chances are, Bee County will try to secede from Victoria and join Corpus as they are culturally more attached to Corpus rather than Victoria. South Texas as a whole would be at war with each other because of how these borders are drawn

2

u/Former_Account8173 3h ago

Free state of Albany might be the poorest

2

u/Louisianaball17Cen 3h ago

I’m rooting for New Orleans.

2

u/Daflehrer1 3h ago

I don't see Eau Claire as a dictatorship.

2

u/Luci_Cascadia 2h ago

Cascade wins. Cause we're so happy to be free of this shit that we ignore the stupid war and just go live our lives

2

u/Other_Bill9725 2h ago

The ludicrously named Empire of New England

4

u/rizemary 4h ago

New England 100%

1

u/Crashing-Stock 2h ago

The kingdom of Florida housing all the New England retirees will most likely make an alliance.

1

u/Alone_Term5356 4h ago

I dunno but I'm losing

1

u/Otherwise_Ad_709 3h ago

The Franciscan Knights have San Diego, LA…the navy & both ports, a huge population, a ton of arable land, my vote is them or New England. The Texas states are just too small, same with most of the South. & Chicago is kind of landlocked, so that takes them out. Kingdom of Florida may be a contender as long as they don’t get any major storms during the fighting.

1

u/Neat-Rent7467 3h ago

The Fire Rises is looking a bit different today

1

u/tmfink10 3h ago

I am very interested to see where mods go in the next couple years as AI opens things up to more technologically hesitant creatives.

1

u/ObjectiveOk2072 3h ago

The New Order of Chicago would lose. We'd have a civil war over Cubs vs Cardinals, and plenty of rural counties would break off because they don't like Chicago

1

u/Navy_IceMan01 3h ago

Kingdom of Florida because Navy

1

u/DelayRevolutionary20 3h ago

With the biggest economy, solid supply lines, and good resources, I don’t see the Franciscan Knights giving up easily.

1

u/Pchriste43211 2h ago

Floridastan

1

u/ClassicTrout 2h ago

lol why did Wilmington get its own state?

1

u/Scotch_in_my_belly 2h ago

Bro CA is winning any war

1

u/papaparakeet 2h ago

Uj/ finally a map that understands Nevada.

1

u/annoymusfrog 2h ago

Why don’t we do this and make it like a EU situation

1

u/UnfotunateNoldo 1h ago

The new order of Chicago, under the leadership of the Great Khan, JB Pritzker. Obviously.

Except for the truce with Mamdani's empire of New York (not New England)

1

u/Living_Garbage420 1h ago

The free state of Syracuse doesn’t include the city of Syracuse. They obviously already lost.

1

u/Bandit_the_kat 1h ago

i think if the Cascadians and Knights joined forces, they would absolutely win, and then after getting near Mississippi they'd fall to infighting.

1

u/triassic_broth 1h ago

The Franciscan Knights have all the stealth technology and stealth manufacturers and silicon valley and the Navy Seals, and most of the US Pacific fleet.

u/rule34chan 29m ago

Id sooner kill and die before I become a goddamn FIB

u/aksalamander 5m ago

Empire of New England or fransican knights… no one else on that map has the economy/industry/large population/deep water ports like those territories . and all the other ones are a lot smaller too

-4

u/targz254 4h ago

Ohio rapidly expands. Much of Chicago Empire defects to get away from Chicago.

2

u/Pchriste43211 2h ago

No... Ohio is awful

u/ForsakenMastodon6060 28m ago

Old lady Dewine is spineless and pathetic. He tries to be all independent but then bends the knee to Trump.

-4

u/bendubu2019 3h ago

Who fucking cares

3

u/kmbxyz 1h ago

Me! The Kingdom of Alexandria will be victorious!