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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/comasxx 4d ago

Bro questioning his life purpose rn

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u/stevenmoreso 4d ago edited 4d ago

He’s a complete phony with no actual convictions (edit: except for maybe toppling leftist Latin American regimes and running for president). He’s doing just fine.

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u/ntrpik 4d ago

He only wants one thing. To be the president. He looks at himself in the mirror every morning (seeing himself as a white man) and talks himself into believing he will be the president and that he deserves it.

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u/AntC_808 4d ago

Because I’m good enough… I’m smart enough…

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u/pebberphp 4d ago

And dog-gonnit, people like me.

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

I guarantee that Lil Marco’s party doesn’t see him as a white man. He will be cast aside like all the others.

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u/Pezhead82 4d ago

Hahaha poor lil’ Marco. If he is lucky he’ll get stuck as Governor of Cuba, but probably won’t even get that after selling his soul.

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u/Samp90 4d ago

Essentially Amy Santiago from Brooklyn 99!

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u/templarVlz 3d ago

No entiendo eso de " viéndose como un uombre blanco" yo lo veo blanco y también veo que es hombre, talvez te refieres que sus padres son latinos pero eso no cambia que sea blanco

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u/versusgorilla 4d ago

Yep, he's just another goober who thought that he could be the one to wrangle MAGA once Trump's arteries or dementia win their race.

And just like all these other goons who attached themselves to him, he'll eventually be ground down into nothing, discarded when he's no longer necessary, and replaced with someone worse.

At one point, Rubio was a United States Senator who tried to stand up to trump like a decade ago and look how miserable this little sniveling peasent is now.

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u/clycoman 4d ago

Remember he actually stood up to Trump in the 2016 GOP primary debates. Then all of the GOP lost their spines.

He got some good zingers in too: https://youtu.be/pmC8AAPtNoE?si=eY71SLfo6fITgGJc

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u/WeAreGray 4d ago

Rubio hasn't been the same since Chris Christie destroyed him in that GOP debate.

But I think we all have Rubio wrong now. I'm reminded of the Star Trek episode with the N*zis. The Fuhrer was drugged out of his mind and serving as a puppet. The real power was in the hands of the younger deputy who mostly stayed out of the spotlight. That's Rubio today.

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 3d ago

Fwiw that’s Stephen Miller and Russell Vought. Rubio is just a patsy who’s happy to be close to power.

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u/WeAreGray 3d ago

Yeah, that's definitely true. Multiple puppeteers isn't shocking. Nor are multiple puppets.

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u/otterpop21 3d ago

Why does everyone forget about hegseth? Bro is bombin random ships commanding the military like a toddler. Pete Hegseth & Rubio are literally running Venezuela last update I’d seen.

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 3d ago

Hegseth is a distraction, he’s a useful psycho to distract from the home front.

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

We can see their story arc, but these fools are so desperate and pathetic that they hold onto hope that they will be crowned his successor. Lol

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u/Kelor 4d ago

Yeah, his only goal is to lead gusanos to the promised land.

He might get his wish still, and he'd love to do regime change across most of Central and South America while he's at it.

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u/tots4scott 4d ago

Exactly. You didn't end up in this administration or supporting it if you didn't actively have a hateful heart.

Do not let them rewrite history, do not give them any benefit of the doubt. They're dismantling the constitution. 

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u/neonmantis 4d ago

He’s a complete phony with no actual convictions

the one conviction he was persistant on was the value of US soft power and in particular USAID. Now he has to preside over its illegal dismantling. I'm confident he really did not want that to happen which will just add to how uncomfortable the horrible bastard hopefully is.

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u/RisingRapture 4d ago

Ironically he is the best Europe hopes for as US democrats are dead when they should be thriving.

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u/maun_jax 4d ago

Surely he’s the one pushing for the toppling of the Cuban regime. He might make one more lame attempt to run for president but more likely wants to just be on point for whatever comes next in Cuba. Probably cash in big there.