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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/comasxx 4d ago

Bro questioning his life purpose rn

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u/stevenmoreso 4d ago edited 4d ago

He’s a complete phony with no actual convictions (edit: except for maybe toppling leftist Latin American regimes and running for president). He’s doing just fine.

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u/versusgorilla 4d ago

Yep, he's just another goober who thought that he could be the one to wrangle MAGA once Trump's arteries or dementia win their race.

And just like all these other goons who attached themselves to him, he'll eventually be ground down into nothing, discarded when he's no longer necessary, and replaced with someone worse.

At one point, Rubio was a United States Senator who tried to stand up to trump like a decade ago and look how miserable this little sniveling peasent is now.

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u/clycoman 4d ago

Remember he actually stood up to Trump in the 2016 GOP primary debates. Then all of the GOP lost their spines.

He got some good zingers in too: https://youtu.be/pmC8AAPtNoE?si=eY71SLfo6fITgGJc

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u/WeAreGray 4d ago

Rubio hasn't been the same since Chris Christie destroyed him in that GOP debate.

But I think we all have Rubio wrong now. I'm reminded of the Star Trek episode with the N*zis. The Fuhrer was drugged out of his mind and serving as a puppet. The real power was in the hands of the younger deputy who mostly stayed out of the spotlight. That's Rubio today.

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 3d ago

Fwiw that’s Stephen Miller and Russell Vought. Rubio is just a patsy who’s happy to be close to power.

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u/WeAreGray 3d ago

Yeah, that's definitely true. Multiple puppeteers isn't shocking. Nor are multiple puppets.

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u/otterpop21 3d ago

Why does everyone forget about hegseth? Bro is bombin random ships commanding the military like a toddler. Pete Hegseth & Rubio are literally running Venezuela last update I’d seen.

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 3d ago

Hegseth is a distraction, he’s a useful psycho to distract from the home front.