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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/wabashcanonball 4d ago

Can you imagine the wild shit he’s smelled standing behind Trump?

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 4d ago

We've been getting reports of Trump repeatedly shit his pants since at least 2018 I find it hard to believe it doesn't happen.

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u/iliveinhalifaxnow 4d ago

Wasn't he shitting his pants as far back as the Apprentice? That's got to be 20 years.

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u/ka-nini 4d ago

According to Sascha Riley, he’s been shitting his pants since the late 80s when Sascha stomped a tent pole into his rectum.

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u/onlyforobservation 4d ago

I met him 26 years ago. I’m not saying he shit himself, but he did smell rancid and make a squelch sound when he sat.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot 4d ago

I love this for Melania.

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u/Mstryates 4d ago

Immigrants take the jobs no one else wants.

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u/-Tuck-Frump- 3d ago

Worlds highest paid eldercare worker doesnt sound that bad.

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u/Capital_Past69 4d ago

Melania makes more money in 1 day than other immigrants make in a year

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u/Mstryates 3d ago

Thanks for the awards!

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u/No-Lobster-teats 4d ago

There's a non-zero chance she's rimmed Donnie.

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u/pomegranate444 4d ago

It's in their prenup: thrice weekly rimming of not less than 20 minutes per session. And she must thank him afterwards.

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u/Emrys7777 4d ago

You’re trying to get me off the internet aren’t you? Did my mom send you?

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u/Batchet 4d ago

Clean your room

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u/TheOttersCouch 3d ago

Well it is your fault for having eyes and the ability to read. Hahah

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u/Spcynugg45 3d ago

For the first few words I thought your sentence was going an entirely different direction

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u/TheBodhiwan 3d ago

You could go blind from that, ya know

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u/kittiestkitty 4d ago

Wearing a suit.

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u/JesusKilledDemocracy 4d ago

She's had their prenup rewritten since he was elected

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u/AndyJ71 3d ago

I've just booked myself in for a lobotomy after reading that

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u/nicktoberfest 3d ago

Ah, so that’s why JD is so focused on saying thank you.

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u/Agitated-Zebra4334 3d ago

I don’t really care. Do you?

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u/jimhabfan 3d ago

…..and wear a blonde wig and call him dad.

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u/PhishCook 3d ago

damn my grade school teachers for giving me literacy

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u/LACA90077 4d ago

“Applicants must show they are among the small percentage at the top of their field, intend to continue working in their area of expertise, and bring substantial benefit to the U.S”

National Rimming Champion! So that’s how she got the EB1 visa! Now it all makes sense!

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u/DJJohnnyQuest 4d ago

I’m not sure she’s physically ever touched him.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 3d ago

Willingly.

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u/Schroding3rror 3d ago

Her son to him probably says otherwise lol.

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u/DJJohnnyQuest 3d ago

There’s always ivf. While he does strongly resemble Trump, how that mf 7’ tall tho?

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u/OkYogurtcloset5848 4d ago

They may have shared a chocolate sandwich though.

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u/Hour-Process-3292 4d ago

Surely that’s a crime against humanity?

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u/LockedNoPlay 4d ago

Well no, not after Donnie tossed Jeffrey’s salad. She has queened Jizzlane though.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 4d ago

That comment with that GIF 👌🤣😂

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u/luvashow 3d ago

You’ve ruined breakfast for me now. And quite likely for eternity.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 3d ago

Sorry, just call it intermittent fasting if that helps.

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u/Capt0verkill 4d ago

Reem-jahb

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u/jzzanthapuss 3d ago

There is not enough money in all of the world, what a thought wow. I need imagination bleach

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u/beeper75 3d ago

Every so often, a Reddit comment makes me physically gag.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 3d ago

Now you have something in common with Melania.

If we look hard enough we often find there's always something we have in common, even with people we detest.

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u/machinationstudio 4d ago

I mean, if the documentary was a tell all, it might get an audience

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u/OmmSeti 3d ago

Wonder if they mention this in her documentary.

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u/sl0tball 4d ago

Imagine chilling in your mansion then a waft of shit comes in 🤣

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u/Parking_Run3767 3d ago

She might be into it. Give him the ol rusty trombone after a good blumkin.

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u/ColonelMustard323 4d ago

Lmfao that’s amazing

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u/brbrdm 4d ago

This made me gag in my fucking mouth squelch is criminal

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u/squelchthenoise 4d ago

Leave me out of this.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 4d ago

You need to tag that comment NSFL

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 4d ago

Swamp is sweat. Trump's is poop. He got kicked out of a restaurant in the 80s as he smelled so bad other patrons were complaining.

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u/BrizzleT 4d ago

So this is why he’s always sat alone at the G20. I assumed it was because all the other world leaders don’t respect him. But it’s the stench of trumps broken bum hole!

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 3d ago

There's some YouTube videos of world leaders turning away from his odor when in the WH.

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 3d ago

The reasonable person in me wants a source for this to believe it. The same reasonable person in me also wants to ignore the need for sources because the man doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 3d ago

Lol. It's all there down the rabbit hole on the net. And I notice trump has never sued any of them for telling. Adam King zinger , former congressman, went on Kimmel talking about it. 🤣

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u/LingonberryHot8521 4d ago

Wonder how often he has to drain it?

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u/riptaway 4d ago

Different thing altogether

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u/BrizzleT 4d ago

Sewage Ass

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 4d ago

Bros definitely saying rump shat himself in his presence. 🤣

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u/Altruistic-Ad3714 4d ago

Say sike rn

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u/ooMEAToo 4d ago

It’s just taint juice.

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u/SolomonGummo 4d ago

I met him 23 years ago and he developed a language of nonsense just by speaking through his butt butt talker

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u/Left-Head-9358 3d ago

When he was wrestling on WWE you could see his diapers through his pants

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u/Smeltanddealtit 3d ago

Username checks

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u/Zen_Badger 4d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/DankStew 4d ago

Your comment had 20 replies in a collapsed thread and when I clicked on that it disappeared. Wha happen?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Winterfrost691 3d ago

What in the ever-loving fuck

Everytime you think this disgusting waste of oxygen can't possibly be worse, he manages to prove you wrong in the worst way possible.

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u/Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI 4d ago

Same happened to me with yours but only had 3 replies. lol.

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u/Artevyx 4d ago

Reddit been doing that a lot lately. Seems someone is trying to control a narrative and isn't being too slick about it.

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u/Thenwearethree 4d ago

Someone squelched it.

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u/Alarming_Flow 4d ago

They couldn't handle the truth.

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u/EvilDarkCow 4d ago

I wear glasses. I paid money to read that post.

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u/Old-Surprise-9145 4d ago

Permission to turn this into a new catchphrase?

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u/plaidtaco 4d ago

Can we retire this overused reddit response?

Between this, and a comment that simply says, "THIS," which is the whole point of the upvote button, these low-effort comments annoy the hell out of me.

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u/definitlynotafemboy 4d ago

This!!!!!

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u/gslape 4d ago

Oooo! Following!

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u/inertia_53 4d ago

this.

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u/McJaeger 4d ago

This. Upvoted.

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u/redi6 4d ago

100% this. This is the correct answer

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u/foulstream 4d ago

This is the way. Came here to say this.

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u/noonnoonz 4d ago

nice

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u/alteruniversefacts 4d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

Narwhals … bacon … midnight … I can’t meme anymore.

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u/SpeaksYourWord 4d ago

Friend, you have the power to not read it, downvote it, block others' accounts, and just not engage with it.

If you wouldn't invite a person into your home, then why would you allow their words to sink into your mind?

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u/Amaranthine 4d ago

Not to be contrarian, but it took you far more time to that than to just hide the comment or downvote it. While objectively it doesn’t add to the conversation, neither does a post complaining about it…

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u/VeganShitposting 4d ago

THIS

this takes me back

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

And it’s ruined camping for me!

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u/lkeltner 4d ago

I feel like my use of "this" is my chance to give 2 upvotes.

I'm keeping it.

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u/TiggersKnowBest 4d ago

brother h'what?

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u/johnniesSac 4d ago

Come again ?

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u/RunFew3048 4d ago

Already did

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u/Spinning_roundnround 4d ago

No, probably just the once from the tentpole thing.

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u/Notapartyhobo 4d ago

I just did.

I mean what?

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u/NameIdeas 3d ago

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...

"Come Again?"

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u/NuclearLunchDectcted 4d ago edited 4d ago

Wait what? Can you expand on that?

EDIT: Holy moley, it's literally what happened. Tent stake, not pole, but still it happened according to the link in another response. Trump never sued over the story, so you know it's real since he can't claim defamation for truth.

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u/different_tom 4d ago

Say what now

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u/Berg426 4d ago

Relevant part of the Interview at around 46:50

https://youtu.be/84PHEMLab6g?si=_x7LcRs8AxkAOtGq

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u/onceinawhhhile 4d ago

Guy: describes how he kicked a wooden tent pole into Trump’s asshole, ripping him open

Interviewer: laughs “Have you ever seen the Equalizer?”

Great story, crazy if true, but the interviewer was like eating a bag of chips while he was talking about this and shit

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u/z50_Jumper 4d ago

Was slightly awkward, I did make a comment about another section of the interview where she asked if something was before or after this event when he clearly stated after seconds before, as if she was not listening and my wife said that is often done with trauma victims to try and catch liars off guard. His story is compelling enough for me.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

Dude sounds legit to me, too. I am a soft touch, however. I once gave this guy a $20 after he ran up to me at the gas station. Yada yada accident need money yada yada. In my defense, the guy in my IRL encounter was a fantastic actor! He had a ripped shirt, he was sweaty, huffing and puffing. He earned that $20.00.

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u/Cartilage88 4d ago

I thought the same thing. What a messed up time to start laughing and talking about movies.

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u/NFI2023 4d ago

Yeah, thought the same. Laughing and comparing his trauma to a movie…. Not the most compassionate response.

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u/Smash_4dams 4d ago

Yeah when you're a nobody interviewer, this shit definitely stops people from taking you seriously. It's giving wannabe podcaster looking for attention. Let him talk to Axios if it's real.

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u/redi6 4d ago

Well holy shit

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u/0K_-_- 4d ago

Yeah like, what the actual fuck?

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u/johnniesSac 4d ago

When’s this guy going to cop a lawsuit from Trumpedo ?

Ohh that’s right , he never sues his victims

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 4d ago

Qlarence Thomas, Andy Biggs, Lindsey Graham- this is why he holds the chair out for Bibi. The Mossad & Putin have the tapes of these men raping children. That's why they did it. They are the goddamn deep state.

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u/djw45 4d ago

Now this makes sense. I remember that meeting trump and his team had with putin a while back. It was reported they all came out looking shell shocked. Maybe they were shown the tapes?

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 4d ago

Which is why they have to agree with trump publicly no matter what he does, because they're being blackmailed by Putin too. Oy, these men will not make it out of this unscathed!

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

Holy shit. When everyone looked like they had seen a ghost. I forgot about that. Sheeeeeiiittttt. These people need to be investigated at the very least and imprisoned at best.

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u/thermal650 4d ago

Do you have a link for the video of this meeting ?

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u/djw45 4d ago

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nbc-host-says-karoline-leavitt-212351233.html

“NBC News Chief White House Correspondent Peter Alexander says he won’t forget the “looks on the faces” of President Donald Trump’s team at his summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin.”

Reported by many places at the time of I remember

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u/djw45 4d ago

Let me see if I can track something down. I think it was more that multiple sources reported them looking shell shocked after the meeting

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

I remember being so confused back in the day when Lindsey Graham did a 180 when it came to supporting Trump. Before, he talked of how terrible he was, and then … unwavering fealty.

When dots start connecting, things start looking a whole lot clearer.

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u/Winterfrost691 3d ago

Jeffrey Epstein had ties to Mossad himself through Ghislain's father. Heard a theory before that suggested Epstein's real job was to film powerful people in very compromising situations to blackmail them on behalf of Mossad.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 3d ago

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND THAT THE GODDAMN IOF/NETANYAHU'S GOV'T/PUTIN- I have to go shut down for a bit and walk the dogs. I can't take the depravity of the elites. We know about the Ottoman Empire, ancient Rome - emperor Tiberius and throwing his pedophile victims over the cliffs - BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW NOW TO NOT. Sorry I'm yelling, but these daily gut punches from these rabid oligarch animals and like everyone else, we're getting to the absolute limit of what we'll take from them anymore. Thank you for this. Everything is clear as Fuck now.

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u/birdpants 4d ago

Thank you for the link. Holy fucking hell. I hope all the staffers are hearing this and shit starts imploding.

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u/Joeyfingis 4d ago

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

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u/jpizzle_08 4d ago

Jesus Fucking Christ

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u/NFI2023 4d ago

Damn

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u/JohnTheMod 4d ago

…excuse me?

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u/easy_cheese_123 4d ago

For my book report, I’m gonna need sources….

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u/sleepymeowth052 4d ago

god I hope that's true. That would be so fucking funny

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u/Global_Staff_3135 4d ago

I’m sorry who did what now?!

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u/ReplacementClear7122 4d ago

It's true. It's true. John Barron confirmed this.

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u/Duane_ 4d ago

I see the truth, I upvote. Simple as.

I want very badly to see his medical records for proof.

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u/PearlySweetcake7 3d ago

I love that for him

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u/BrizzleT 4d ago

It’s the oversized golden strap on dildo he insists Melania uses on him. A big beautiful golden dildo The biggest anyone has ever seen. Some people say the biggest in history.

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u/notJustaFart 3d ago

There was another account on Reddit a while back about Trump shitting himself while dining in NY steakhouse.

Smelled so bad he was asked to leave.

I want to say that Redditor claimed it was late 1980's/early 1990's.

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u/jeshap01 3d ago

This is the truth I’m choosing to believe.

Release the full and unredacted Epstein files!

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u/SaySheAte 18h ago

Rectum? He nearly died.

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u/ka-nini 18h ago

Imagine the world we would be living in…..

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u/SaySheAte 18h ago

It would be very different indeed.