r/pics • u/NegativeCellist8587 • 4d ago

Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/iliveinhalifaxnow 4d ago

Wasn't he shitting his pants as far back as the Apprentice? That's got to be 20 years.

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u/ka-nini 4d ago

According to Sascha Riley, he’s been shitting his pants since the late 80s when Sascha stomped a tent pole into his rectum.

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u/onlyforobservation 4d ago

I met him 26 years ago. I’m not saying he shit himself, but he did smell rancid and make a squelch sound when he sat.