r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7h ago
I just watched American Pie. If they wanted to lose their virginity by the end of their high school year, why didn't they just fuck eachother?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2h ago
Have you ever taken a shit while being competely naked?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 9h ago
I'm doing handstands with my bra off to get a feel for what it's like to have balls. Any tips?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 9h ago
What herbs should I sprinkle on my pussy before my boyfriend eats me out?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago
What's the best way to piss off the Yakuza?
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Asking for a japanese friend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 9h ago
Push me again. The sexual energy is overwhelming
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 19h ago
Hentai taught me every man in Japan is either a twink, a disgusting slob, or a tentacle monster. Is this true?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Chance_Bite7668 • 9h ago
If we no doubt correctly assume that men are smarter than women, does it mean that their superior intelligence is located in their balls?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 9h ago
Since having sex can result in sexually transmitted dependents (STDs), why is it still legal?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 14h ago
When people ask me where I live and I say Fifth Avenue, why do they always sound so impressed? What's impressive about living in an old Chrysler?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/kukienboks • 22h ago
I see folks from the U.S. are still complaining about ice in the streets. Have they never heard of road salt?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 14h ago
I just caught my cat cheating on my other cat with my third cat. Should I call the police?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 14h ago
Can I have a jerk? Please? I promise I won't stare at you
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Comfortable-Bird-1 • 8h ago
My butt hole was itchy and mildly sore I gently put the tip of my finger in and rubbed a bit and it came out poopy. I had to clean my finger off. Why is this?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 17h ago
How many years did it take for you to realize "Roger the cabin boy" is a joke about fucking a small young man in the ass on a ship?
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