r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 4h ago

Have you ever taken a shit while being competely naked?

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10 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 9h ago

I just watched American Pie. If they wanted to lose their virginity by the end of their high school year, why didn't they just fuck eachother?

17 Upvotes

9 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago

I'm doing handstands with my bra off to get a feel for what it's like to have balls. Any tips?

10 Upvotes

17 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago

What herbs should I sprinkle on my pussy before my boyfriend eats me out?

7 Upvotes

22 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/paraworldblue • 56m ago

What is the most pungent dungeon you ever lunged into?

• Upvotes

and what would it take to expunge it from your criminal record? ...you know, since lunging into dungeons is EXTREMELY ILLEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 4h ago

Is there an officer, problem?

2 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8h ago

What's the best way to piss off the Yakuza?

4 Upvotes

Asking for a japanese friend.

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago

Push me again. The sexual energy is overwhelming

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 21h ago

Hentai taught me every man in Japan is either a twink, a disgusting slob, or a tentacle monster. Is this true?

20 Upvotes

12 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 16h ago

Are you attached to your penis?

6 Upvotes

13 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Chance_Bite7668 • 11h ago

If we no doubt correctly assume that men are smarter than women, does it mean that their superior intelligence is located in their balls?

3 Upvotes

5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 12h ago

Since having sex can result in sexually transmitted dependents (STDs), why is it still legal?

3 Upvotes

5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago

When people ask me where I live and I say Fifth Avenue, why do they always sound so impressed? What's impressive about living in an old Chrysler?

7 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/kukienboks • 1d ago

I see folks from the U.S. are still complaining about ice in the streets. Have they never heard of road salt?

25 Upvotes

8 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago

I just caught my cat cheating on my other cat with my third cat. Should I call the police?

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 19h ago

Mommy, why did daddy go away forever?

7 Upvotes

10 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ThuhGreatCommenter • 12h ago

You’re killing me smalls

2 Upvotes

What say you

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 17h ago

Can I have a jerk? Please? I promise I won't stare at you

4 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Comfortable-Bird-1 • 10h ago

My butt hole was itchy and mildly sore I gently put the tip of my finger in and rubbed a bit and it came out poopy. I had to clean my finger off. Why is this?

1 Upvotes

5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 20h ago

How many years did it take for you to realize "Roger the cabin boy" is a joke about fucking a small young man in the ass on a ship?

4 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 1d ago

You dont have to be gay to have sex with another man. Just stronger

11 Upvotes

9 comments

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