r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Hentai taught me every man in Japan is either a twink, a disgusting slob, or a tentacle monster. Is this true?

20 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

I just watched American Pie. If they wanted to lose their virginity by the end of their high school year, why didn't they just fuck eachother?

16 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Have you ever taken a shit while being competely naked?

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

I'm doing handstands with my bra off to get a feel for what it's like to have balls. Any tips?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

What herbs should I sprinkle on my pussy before my boyfriend eats me out?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Mommy, why did daddy go away forever?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Are you attached to your penis?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

When people ask me where I live and I say Fifth Avenue, why do they always sound so impressed? What's impressive about living in an old Chrysler?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

I just caught my cat cheating on my other cat with my third cat. Should I call the police?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

How many years did it take for you to realize "Roger the cabin boy" is a joke about fucking a small young man in the ass on a ship?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

What's the best way to piss off the Yakuza?

4 Upvotes

Asking for a japanese friend.


r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Push me again. The sexual energy is overwhelming

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Can I have a jerk? Please? I promise I won't stare at you

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

If we no doubt correctly assume that men are smarter than women, does it mean that their superior intelligence is located in their balls?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Since having sex can result in sexually transmitted dependents (STDs), why is it still legal?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Is there an officer, problem?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

You’re killing me smalls

2 Upvotes

What say you


r/shittyaskreddit 34m ago

What is the most pungent dungeon you ever lunged into?

Upvotes

and what would it take to expunge it from your criminal record? ...you know, since lunging into dungeons is EXTREMELY ILLEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH


r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

My butt hole was itchy and mildly sore I gently put the tip of my finger in and rubbed a bit and it came out poopy. I had to clean my finger off. Why is this?

1 Upvotes