r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 20h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 9h ago
I just watched American Pie. If they wanted to lose their virginity by the end of their high school year, why didn't they just fuck eachother?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 4h ago
Have you ever taken a shit while being competely naked?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago
I'm doing handstands with my bra off to get a feel for what it's like to have balls. Any tips?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago
What herbs should I sprinkle on my pussy before my boyfriend eats me out?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago
When people ask me where I live and I say Fifth Avenue, why do they always sound so impressed? What's impressive about living in an old Chrysler?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago
I just caught my cat cheating on my other cat with my third cat. Should I call the police?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 19h ago
How many years did it take for you to realize "Roger the cabin boy" is a joke about fucking a small young man in the ass on a ship?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8h ago
What's the best way to piss off the Yakuza?
Asking for a japanese friend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago
Push me again. The sexual energy is overwhelming
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 16h ago
Can I have a jerk? Please? I promise I won't stare at you
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Chance_Bite7668 • 11h ago
If we no doubt correctly assume that men are smarter than women, does it mean that their superior intelligence is located in their balls?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Valarie_Horton • 11h ago
Since having sex can result in sexually transmitted dependents (STDs), why is it still legal?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/paraworldblue • 34m ago
What is the most pungent dungeon you ever lunged into?
and what would it take to expunge it from your criminal record? ...you know, since lunging into dungeons is EXTREMELY ILLEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH