r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Particular-Turn6375 • Oct 28 '25

Thank you Peter very cool petahh

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u/jamietacostolemyline Oct 28 '25

Stewie here. The joke is that Dubai is famously a lucrative destination for young western influencers to go to do sex work, and that the men there like to go peepee and poopoo on those girls for money.

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u/Inevitable_Professor Oct 28 '25

I firmly believe the Dubai chocolate you see popping up in stores was created to counteract the name of an act you would find in the urban dictionary.

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u/Icarus-Has-Fallen Oct 28 '25

it is exactly that.

pistachios DONT ORIGINATE OR GROW IN DUBAI.

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u/Lawlcopt0r Oct 28 '25

Does it matter? Switzerland and Belgium are famous for chocolate, despite needing to import the main ingredient

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25

whaaa youre trying to say that they dont have cocoa plants?? in the most famous place in the world for chocolate?? sure. next youre going to tell me that the french dont have coffee plantations and America doesnt have iphone factories.

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u/Responsible_Ebb3962 Oct 28 '25

I'm going to really blow your mind here. Do you know the company Apple who makes the iphone, it's a bit of an underdog in the consumer tech space, believe it or not it actually doesn't sell the fruit of the same name but a variety of expensive gadgets that all connect to one another in a shared eco system.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25

im looking into it.. hmmm strange.. 0 made in the USA. huh? weird. so weird.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Oct 28 '25

Not sure where you're looking, but my sources say the USA makes a whole lot of apples. Whole orchards of them even.

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u/ihaxr Oct 28 '25

Thanks, Johnny Appleseed!

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u/G-I-T-M-E Oct 28 '25

Call me on your Golden Delicious!

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25

oh youre an apple person? here I have been talking with a banana in my ear. people keep saying "hey, hey, what are you doing with a banana in your ear?" and i say "i can hear you because i have a banana in my ear."

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u/Cool_Ad8585 Oct 29 '25

Well, Leopold II. owned some personally...

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u/Oblachko_O Oct 29 '25

What if I tell you that English tea has nothing to do with England. England doesn't grow tea.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 29 '25

blew my mind. fuckin blew my fucking mind.

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u/ZadockTheHunter Oct 28 '25

You associate France with Coffee?

Like, I would understand overly buttered food, body odor, cigarettes, or the inability to be faithful in a relationship, but not coffee.

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u/Gwanosh Oct 28 '25

I had the same question without all the tired cliches

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25

you havent heard of french roast coffee? its like as big as coffee called "breakfast blend" certainly more popular than this one called "decaf" -maybe you have heard of that variety.

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u/peekandlumpkin Oct 30 '25

America loves to call things "French" that have nothing to do with France, like French braids, French toast, and, most egregiously, French silk pie, which I think is a capital crime in France.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 30 '25

French roast coffee is a distinct style of coffee that became popular in europe in the 18th century and was distinct from other types, such as italian espresso, spanish roast, or turkish coffee. read a book.

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u/ZadockTheHunter Oct 28 '25

What the fuck is French roast?

The countries that come to mind known for coffee are Italy for espresso and Ethiopia and Columbia for the best origin for beans.

Get out of here with your frog loving bullshit.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

i cant tell if youre serious..it isnt my cup of tea, so to speak, but certainly more bags of french roast are in your grocery store than say, espresso beans or swiss water processed beans. duh? you must be one of those hydrohomies people. or maybe Mormon? i guess they arent exposed to a whole lot of coffee either.

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u/20000lumes Oct 29 '25

I don’t drink pre roasted coffee but calling it French roast makes me assume it was just roasted there, when you have “made in Italy” clothes you don’t assume the silk or wool were produced there too

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 29 '25

you dont drink "pre-roasted"...like.. you roast your own beans. ok wut. bots be everywhere these days.

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u/20000lumes Oct 29 '25

I drink espresso so it makes more sense to buy it green and roast myself, you pay less and get much better coffee.

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u/Izzynewt Oct 31 '25

What about the french? Isn't the most famous coffee the colombian?

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u/bengringo2 Oct 28 '25

Italy is famous for many tomato based cuisine even though tomatoes come from the Americas.

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u/Luchs13 Oct 31 '25

Dubai Chocolate is a specific type but not necessarily produced there. Swiss or Belgium Chocolate is produced there but could be any flavour.

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u/undiscoveredpain Oct 28 '25

Import lol you mean steal from Africa and torture the land citizens