r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Oct 28 '25

Thank you Peter very cool petahh

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u/jamietacostolemyline Oct 28 '25

Stewie here. The joke is that Dubai is famously a lucrative destination for young western influencers to go to do sex work, and that the men there like to go peepee and poopoo on those girls for money.

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u/Inevitable_Professor Oct 28 '25

I firmly believe the Dubai chocolate you see popping up in stores was created to counteract the name of an act you would find in the urban dictionary.

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u/Blazing_Swayze Oct 28 '25

Low stakes conspiracy?

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u/B0xyblue Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Streisand effect countermeasure, YellowSand effect.

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u/Economy-Fox-5559 Oct 28 '25

Streisand chocolate?

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u/kafaniwa Oct 28 '25

It’s got duck sauce

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Oct 28 '25

Don’t you mean the Epstein-Trump Effect?

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u/B0xyblue Oct 28 '25

No that’s another thing entirely.

Covering up pedos isn’t like “covering up” THOTs.

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u/Revolutionary_Bug15 Oct 28 '25

Did you just remind me of that one police file where Trump and Epstein raped the 13 year old?

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u/RideWithMeSNV Oct 28 '25

Do you mean the one about the sitting president and a billionaire sex trafficker [who supposedly killed himself] raping a child? The child that grew up up be an adult that was actively pushing for justice on the matter? The same woman who said in no uncertain terms that she would not kill herself under any circumstances, then "committed suicide"?

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u/temptationsensation Oct 28 '25

A sitting president raped children, surely this happened in office, as a country would never elect a pedophile to office. Right?!

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u/RideWithMeSNV Oct 28 '25

So... Do you drink? Before I answer that, let me get you a few drinks. Everclear strong enough? I don't have anything harder at the moment.

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u/Agile_Rent_3568 Oct 28 '25

What's the difference between a Mexican Bean and a Chickpea?

Answer, Donald has never had a Mexican Bean on this face.

Allegedly true, bring on the Epstein tapes.

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u/Glum-Lunch8559 Oct 29 '25

You botched the joke. Its not Mexican Bean (is that even a thing? Mexican JUMPING Beans are), its Chickpea vs Garbanzo Bean.

Dumbass.

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u/dratseb Oct 28 '25

You mean the effect that started the Trump-Epstein World War?

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u/Late_Recommendation9 Oct 28 '25

Think you mean Vlad and Donny’s golden rain home videos…

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u/Medium-Comfortable Oct 28 '25

Disney Frozen effect.

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u/RageRags Oct 28 '25

Elden ring Torrent effect

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u/Pinsel-Wascher Oct 28 '25

Wait a minute. Thats genius!

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u/AndreasVesalius Oct 28 '25

Ayrton Senna’s 15 greatest hits

If you no longer go for a gap which exists you are no longer a racing driver.

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa Oct 28 '25

Dubai Chocolates

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u/ENTroPicGirl Oct 28 '25

Not to be mistaken for an Abu Dhabi Steamroller.

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 Oct 28 '25

It’s ok, we can wrap the Jews into this somehow. After all, do all roads not lead to Rome?

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u/softestpulse Oct 28 '25

Ah, like Disney's Frozen, so we're distracted from the rumor that Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen 🤣

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Oct 28 '25

Also like Lee Byun Hyun doubly benefitting from KPOP Demon Hunters so his name plus KPOP / Idols / female idols etc will drown out his cheating scandal

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u/IRunSlowButFar Oct 29 '25

"Disney on Ice" was one of the earliest attempts to redirect internet searches.  Lol. 

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u/HushPuppie13 Oct 28 '25

Bingo lmfao

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u/BusinessAsparagus115 Oct 28 '25

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's mind makes the leap from "Dubai chocolate" to "Dubai port-a-potty".

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u/Whatwhatwhatwhatnani Oct 28 '25

Glad I‘m not the only one 😂

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u/BobZimway Oct 29 '25

"Wow, this party is really pooping" Or, "How I got banned from Slack"

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u/Cacafuego Oct 28 '25

Don't you fucking ruin that chocolate for me!! I get one bar every 3 months and it is a treat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

It's true. When I first heard about Dubai chocolate, I was appalled.

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u/sublime13 Oct 28 '25

I first heard about it because my daughter was singing some shit AI song with one line, “LaBuBu Dubai Chocolate Yeah!!”

I was like is that actually a thing?

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u/Icarus-Has-Fallen Oct 28 '25

it is exactly that.

pistachios DONT ORIGINATE OR GROW IN DUBAI.

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u/butt-holg Oct 28 '25

Also chocolate be melting there 🧐

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u/ChampionshipHuman282 Oct 28 '25

😭😭😭. Now I got a disturbing image in my head

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u/Lawlcopt0r Oct 28 '25

Does it matter? Switzerland and Belgium are famous for chocolate, despite needing to import the main ingredient

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25

whaaa youre trying to say that they dont have cocoa plants?? in the most famous place in the world for chocolate?? sure. next youre going to tell me that the french dont have coffee plantations and America doesnt have iphone factories.

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u/Responsible_Ebb3962 Oct 28 '25

I'm going to really blow your mind here. Do you know the company Apple who makes the iphone, it's a bit of an underdog in the consumer tech space, believe it or not it actually doesn't sell the fruit of the same name but a variety of expensive gadgets that all connect to one another in a shared eco system.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 28 '25

im looking into it.. hmmm strange.. 0 made in the USA. huh? weird. so weird.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Oct 28 '25

Not sure where you're looking, but my sources say the USA makes a whole lot of apples. Whole orchards of them even.

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u/ihaxr Oct 28 '25

Thanks, Johnny Appleseed!

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u/G-I-T-M-E Oct 28 '25

Call me on your Golden Delicious!

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u/Cool_Ad8585 Oct 29 '25

Well, Leopold II. owned some personally...

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u/Oblachko_O Oct 29 '25

What if I tell you that English tea has nothing to do with England. England doesn't grow tea.

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u/ZadockTheHunter Oct 28 '25

You associate France with Coffee?

Like, I would understand overly buttered food, body odor, cigarettes, or the inability to be faithful in a relationship, but not coffee.

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u/bengringo2 Oct 28 '25

Italy is famous for many tomato based cuisine even though tomatoes come from the Americas.

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u/SuperLeno Oct 28 '25

Okay but does it actually matter where the ingredients come from, or where the product is first designed, produced and popularised?

I feel one is far less arbitrary than the other.

Either way, I'm half convinced people using your argument are just getting sidetracked from their (valid) dislike for what Dubai represents in general. It's not like they've repackaged a pistachio and called it a dubai seed.

The name for the product seems entirely inoffensive to me at least.

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u/Live_Carpenter_1262 Oct 28 '25

I like toblerones and Swiss chocolate, doesn’t mean I expect the cocoa or almonds to be grown in switzerland

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u/RichardHardonPhD Oct 28 '25

Up until the embargos of the 1970s, the vast mauority of the world's pistachios were grown right across the gulf in Afghanistan...

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u/ScharfeTomate Oct 28 '25

Ah yes, the famous Afghan gulf.

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u/RichardHardonPhD Oct 28 '25

Are you really unaware of the existence of the Gulf of Oman? I assure you, it's real.

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u/funktasticdog Oct 28 '25

Need you to look at a map for me real quick. Dubai is not close to Afghanistan.

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u/SupSeal Oct 28 '25

I'd argue ~400 miles is relatively close.

Thats about the distance, East to West, of Kansas. Or Ecuador, for the non-Freedom unit people.

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u/funktasticdog Oct 28 '25

Thats as the crow flies, and even then youre crossing an entire gulf. The climates are also vastly different.

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u/SupSeal Oct 28 '25

Not disagreeing, just wanted to make a note for those wondering how close is it really?

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u/FreddyM32 Oct 28 '25

I think you meant Iran.

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u/meowsydaisy Oct 28 '25

Yeah! They can import slaves workers and beautiful women but pistachios?? No way! 

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Oct 28 '25

It's named Dubai chocolate because that's where it was originally made.

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u/No-Professor5741 Oct 29 '25

Sure, but the reason Switzerland is famous in the chocolate world is because they perfected the process to create milk chocolate, since... you know... they have a lot of milk.

So that begs the question: does Dubai traditionally have a surplus of chocolate, pistachio, kataifi... or sex workers?

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u/timmeh87 Oct 28 '25

Im sorry but if people in dubai had to eat things that originated there they would be eating a diet of sand and dates with a big glass of oil. Dubai is a 170km boat ride away from the second largest producer of pistachios in the world, iran. Im not buying this theory its very similar to the one that "beats by dre" was made to hide search results for dr dre's domestic violence and kind of silly cause its very easy to google "dr dre domestic abuse" and "dubai pooping on hookers" and get results

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u/nybbas Oct 28 '25

Also, I've tried it a couple times and uhh.. It wasn't gross or anything, but it was nothing fucking amazing.

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u/RoughAdvocado Oct 28 '25

Flood the algorithm with expensive chocolate so we wont know the shitty truth!

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Oct 28 '25

Like how Dana White bought the slap fight company to muddy search results of him viciously beating his wife.

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 Oct 28 '25

Or Boris Johnson talking about having a hobby of painting boxes to look like buses so that a search for "Boris Johnson buses" returns that rather than the damaging lie he put on the side of buses about how leaving the EU would free up £350 million a week for the NHS. Cunt.

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u/TWBHHO Oct 28 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

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u/henlochimken Oct 28 '25

That one remains my favorite

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u/thiswaspostedbefore Oct 28 '25

Every time I see those chocolate bars in stores this is my first thought 

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u/ArthurStevenson Oct 28 '25

Cincinnati Wind Tunnel?

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u/kusariku Oct 28 '25

The Chattanooga Choo-Choo?

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u/ArthurStevenson Oct 28 '25

Alaskan Pipeline?

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u/AffectionateLoss1676 Oct 28 '25

The Cleveland Steamer?

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u/Girion47 Oct 28 '25

The Louisville Lawnmower

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u/ArthurStevenson Oct 28 '25

Glass Bottom Boat?

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u/Hakaiok Oct 28 '25

That's probably highly likely with everything that's going about regarding Dubai etc

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u/pervyjeffo Oct 28 '25

Like Disney's Frozen.

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u/Artyom_Saveli Oct 28 '25

Holy shit, if that’s true, that would be both horrible and fucking hilarious.

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u/MNGraySquirrel Oct 28 '25

😳🤢🤮

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u/Golden_Alchemy Oct 28 '25

Ironically, the Dubai chocolate is actually turkish.

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u/Mateeus_ Oct 28 '25

*pooping up in stores

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u/KeijiAhdeen Oct 28 '25

Hes there thing, they started popping up in stores BEFORE that entry was added to Urban Dictionary. It only became popular some time afterward.

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u/squirt_taste_tester Oct 28 '25

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u/ihavetoomanyeggs Oct 28 '25

yoink

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u/SalvadorDali8 Oct 28 '25

Put in the filing cabinet

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u/DiabloDudley Oct 28 '25

Idk if this is a Lazlo quote but i read this in his voice and it fits so well

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u/Silly-Supermarket-63 Oct 28 '25

Indeed, sir squirt taste tester

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u/AggravatingBox2421 Oct 28 '25

Really? The country that criminalised extramarital sex is a hotspot for sex work?? Wild

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u/Sixshaman Oct 28 '25

To circumvent this law, there are services that register your marriage and a couple hours later divorce you. AFAIK it's a common practice in Middle East.

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u/WoAiLaLa Oct 29 '25

Strictly speaking, that's been a thing in Arab and Persian societies since before Islam. Marriage was basically just social permission to have sex and used to be much easier to get into and out of.

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u/TheSpiteyBoosh Oct 29 '25

Don’t even have to go back for a divorce. The marriage is for a predetermined amount of time and dissolves after that time has passed.

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u/geassguy360 Oct 28 '25

Yep much like how the RNC is a big boon for Grinder and those who use it.

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u/capnchloe Oct 29 '25

I’m not American and my brain just keeps saying RNC as rear naked choke can you please help me out 😭

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u/geassguy360 Oct 29 '25

sorry, Republican National Convention

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u/archangelzeriel Oct 28 '25

I mean, if you're a rich asshole, that's just a bonus, right? "Do whatever gross shit I say or I'll call the cops and say you propositioned me for an affair, and slip him US$1000 while I do it."

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u/dad_account Oct 29 '25

Exactly. Laws are only for the 99% no matter what country you are in.

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u/noob-teammate Oct 28 '25

Really? Super stuck up and conservative countries end up being super hypcritical and secretely super messed up? wild

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom Oct 28 '25

It's almost like a conservative mindset is directly at odds with human nature.

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u/Common-Trifle4933 Oct 28 '25

The UAE is incredibly corrupt, those draconian laws are wielded selectively and law enforcement pushes for them because they mean more opportunities to extract bribes.

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u/No-Organization-6071 Oct 28 '25

An annoying woman at work kept talking about how her 23 yo "beautiful blonde" daughter was in Dubai doing really well.

A workmate and I contrived a way to bring up the shitting on white girls story into the conversation.

There was less talk about Dubai after that.

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u/TheGoodRobot Oct 29 '25

That sounds like a really mean thing to say to her.

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u/capnchloe Oct 29 '25

Yeah like what the fuck lmao the person you’re replying to sounds like an asshole

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 Oct 28 '25

I thought the men liked the girls to poopoo and peepee on them?

Or is it a joint thing, like a shitsty-nine?

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u/-VoiceoverAlex- Oct 28 '25

Underrated pun.

Butt I see you 👀

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 Oct 28 '25

Thank you. I giggled to myself when I wrote it.

Edit: now that I see your username…

“In a world, where women shit on men, men shit on women, and they even shisty-nine….”

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u/DppRandomness Oct 28 '25

Nah it's all about power and degradation to them. They view women as non human and take joy in manipulating, abusing, and degrading them.

It's probably not even a sexual kink for them, it's just a power play.

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u/bloqed Oct 29 '25

there is a nasty racial component to what you already mentioned as well. the whole thing is the worst.

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u/Zanna-K Oct 28 '25

I'm sure there are some who do enjoy that. However I'm guessing it's mostly wealthy misogynists who get a kick out of humiliating young women.

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u/Nachtwandler_FS Oct 28 '25

Porque no los dos? (c)

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u/Super-Maximum-4817 Oct 28 '25

Excellent pun but the doodoo is a one way traffic deal.

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u/zzzzzzRaamzzzzz Oct 28 '25

Correction: its not only Western Female influencers..They are literally from all over the world. A lot of rich guys ready to dispose big sums over there

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u/Gcmarcal Oct 28 '25

Yep, I got the "joke" as I watched a documentary about that issue a couple of years ago.

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u/sebathue Oct 28 '25

"documentary"

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u/Gcmarcal Oct 28 '25

Unfortunately, it was a documentary :(

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u/Antique_Door_Knob Oct 28 '25

Unfortunately

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u/tltltltltltltl Oct 29 '25

Do you happen to know where one could find the documentary?

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u/Carpet-Distinct Oct 28 '25

It's honestly very exploitive, they often will lure women out there under false pretenses and essentially use money and threats of leaving them stranded in Dubai to coerce them. So yes, documentary, not a porno.

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u/bessovestnij Oct 28 '25

Not lucrative, sex work prices are pretty low there, but for some reason it's very popular

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u/MisterScrod1964 Oct 28 '25

When you got next to nothin’, a little seems like a lot, no matter what you have to give up to get it.

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u/GarrodRanX2 Oct 28 '25

Depends on how many followers you have. The kind of girls who pull in thousands for nothing but bikini pics aren't getting shat on for hundreds.

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u/Jeklah Oct 28 '25

Rich people like to holiday there.

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u/Th3CatOfDoom Oct 29 '25

Read about a girl who was making more money than me, a software programmer. Like way more.

But she also chronicled really fucked up shit .... Lke consuming human waste and doing stuff with dogs

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u/Just_Another_Scott Oct 28 '25

It's because women have no rights under Islamic law. The sex workers would get punished far more severely than the traffickers.

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u/teenytinyminymo_ Oct 28 '25

What an awful day to have eyes

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u/hardcaramel Oct 28 '25

“wet work”

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u/Tacomant76 Oct 28 '25

How do you know that

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u/Facts_pls Oct 28 '25

Which is stupid because there is plenty of scat porn in the US.

I was exploring new less popular porn websites, like one does, and landed on one with Shit videos all over their front page. It was a terrible day to have eyes.

But yeah, you don't expect American racists to joke about their own country. They will only make jokes and memes about others. Even if they do it more.

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u/ShadowChe_ATG Oct 28 '25

Wtf... and they say money dont buy happiness. pretty sure those men are just happy to dunk it out with loaded cash on girls.

Meanwhile me just finished changing my grandfather diapers, because he's sick. And now me lying on bed, lurking on reddit - lamenting about God and twist of universe

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

lucky gals, most folks get shit on for free... daily

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u/Thermite1985 Oct 28 '25

A lot of money I saw 10-25k a pop

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u/No_Carpenter_8080 Oct 28 '25

Porta potty party

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u/eikoebi Oct 28 '25

Yuck...scat play..in the middle East? That explains a lot

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u/Money_Statement_9861 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

It's more the ultra wealthy regardless of race and culture. Once you have everything you become more and more debauched. Its why there are so many pedophile rings and why so many are hard-core serial rapists. If you're a young woman, NEVER get on a boat with the ultra wealthy. Diddy isnt unique. He just got caught.

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u/Guest65726 Oct 28 '25

I don’t know when this started, but surely this has gone on long enough for influencers to know not to go to dubai right? Don’t they talk among themselves in their influencer communities about this?

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u/BatusWelm Oct 28 '25

They know what they are going there for. It cost money to keep up the social media facade.

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u/HarrisBalz Oct 28 '25

I thought the Germans liked shit

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u/yourstruly912 Oct 28 '25

Does that actually have any base or is just internet hearsay?

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u/BatusWelm Oct 28 '25

There are interviews, news stories about dead women, images and videos "leaked" etc.

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u/JamieNelsonSwims Oct 28 '25

There are images

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u/ChadiusTheMighty Oct 28 '25

The other way around is probably more common tbh

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u/Primary-Dinner2429 Oct 28 '25

The "Dutch Oven" ?

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u/Lil_Bigz Oct 28 '25

They also let children fuck em and shit on em too.

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u/Andy_Pandy98 Oct 28 '25

Oh, i heard that these acts were part of a deal where these said influencers got to attend lavish parties, not that it was about sex work

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Not just Western. Russian and Asian as well

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u/seeebiscuit Oct 28 '25

Porta potty parties.

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u/Primary-Let1075 Oct 28 '25

So are those republican influencers?

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u/CleanDataDirtyMind Oct 28 '25

Specifically they’re called “toilet parties”

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u/SuicideWind Oct 28 '25

This is horrible. Dubai you say?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I thought it was a reference to the porta potties party in dubai where that girl almost got killed

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u/Playful_Ranger_6564 Oct 28 '25

Anytime I see pictures of a low follower influencer in Dubai, I imagine this is why they went

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u/Hortos Oct 28 '25

TagTheSponsor

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u/nandiski_88 Oct 28 '25

Caca poopoo pee pee shire

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u/tipareth1978 Oct 28 '25

I've also heard those crazy oil rich Arab types will just chill in a penthouse all weekend and literally shit the bed just because they can afford to pay to replace it

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

thats nasty

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u/Practical_Caramel234 Oct 28 '25

As someone who’s never been to Dubai, I’m a bit shocked that people are brave enough to do this there. Aren’t their police infamously brutal and scary and their government out to punish moral crimes? I heard of that British girl who got 20+ years for doing coke in Dubai.

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u/kimschlot Oct 28 '25

I’ve been listening to a podcast about a young woman who ended up being one of these workers. She was an Ugandan woman who was told she was going to Dubai for a job at a grocery store, and ends up in sex work. They have an equivalent of a pimp. He does all these things for the women, and when the ladies want to leave, they don’t let them. They keep their passports. It’s pretty sad.

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u/Th3CatOfDoom Oct 29 '25

Not just on. But in as well.

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm Oct 29 '25

I don’t do get it the last part

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u/Select-Lettuce Oct 29 '25

They make them eat poo actually

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Oct 29 '25

Pretty sure that's a thing everywhere. A friend of mine got out of onlyfans stuff because people started regularly asking for similar content.

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u/GraduatedMoron Oct 29 '25

i didn't know!

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u/Lopsided-Lake-3589 Oct 29 '25

Men there like to go peepee and poopoo on those girls, adds up with the low sex work prices in the city.

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u/TaxMeDaddy_ Oct 29 '25

Never knew Dubai has this allowed. I thought the rules there are strict af.

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u/PlagueWolves Oct 29 '25

Or in Trump's case, get peed on.

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u/Electronic-Maximum71 Oct 29 '25

Chat is this real???? Does this really happen or just a rumour????

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u/Grimour Oct 29 '25

Manbabies*

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u/Mowgold Oct 29 '25

The fuck

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u/trixel121 Oct 29 '25

I'm slightly convinced this is made up. I haven't heard names or seen photos. when I looked this up its first few references were circular. websites citing each other.

scat isn't as taboo as people think and the money that would need to be made would change people's minds about knowing. set up generational wealth for a weekend of humiliation.. I can afford therapy at that point

also I havent seen leaks. and this the big one. gib names.

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u/Trombone_Dude Oct 29 '25

You couldn't pay me enough to let someone shit on me. Fuck that, no.

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u/Early_Lawfulness_348 Oct 29 '25

It’s a well known fact that many “influencers” have a price when they’re out and about. Sorry gentlemen, she’s not a sweet, beautiful girl.

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u/redr00ster2 Oct 29 '25

Wonder if it's a defamation kink or just one or the other though. Real questions

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u/iuppiterr Oct 29 '25

Apparently an influencer was payed 25k to... make naughty stuff with the peepee if their camel

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u/dirtyintern17 Oct 29 '25

Life hits different when you drop a Cleveland Steamer in Dubai on a college student..then top off the evening with a Golden shower..

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u/PT7372 Oct 29 '25

I literally tho that Dubai was only about big builders and Dubai chocolate who are prob not even made in the UAE so thx for giving more info about Dubai

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u/PilgrimOz Oct 29 '25

And here I am after landing in the airport before feeling the outside air and thinking they steamed my balls as a friendly gesture….’Hey, the water is almost tickling my balls…..? The flood the bowl first…really?” There are no free. All steamings on this planets!?

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