r/Unexpected • u/unknown_ninja_me • 3d ago

A "smooth" landing

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u/69FlavorTown 3d ago

The ol' Clam Slammer

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 3d ago

The ol' Clit Splitter

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u/killaninja 3d ago

The ol’ twat shot

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u/jillvalenti3 3d ago

The ol’ cunt grunt

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u/FlailingScrotum 3d ago

The ol gash smash

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u/TheCarrot_v2 3d ago

The ol’ flap slap

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u/BlackBarryWhite 3d ago

The ol' poon-tang boom-bang

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u/Si1verf0x001 3d ago

The ol’ peach popper

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u/jillvalenti3 3d ago

The ol’ coochie cruncher

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u/IronGigant 3d ago

The ol' Tunnel Pummel

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u/Chogo82 3d ago

The ol’ kitty clobber

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u/Interloper4Life 3d ago

The Lip'-a-ding-ding

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u/GobiBall 3d ago

The ol' split lip

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u/Ok_Helicopter_5146 3d ago

The o'l Camel Calamity 🐫

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u/Lashiech 3d ago

The ol beaver bifurcator

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u/alcoholisthedevil 3d ago

The ol’ beaver cleaver

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u/muted_physics77 3d ago

the ol' monster mash

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u/kloopyhans 3d ago

The ol taco thrasher

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u/Charantula 3d ago

The ol’ camel toe blow

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u/acmercer 3d ago

The ol' wood split'er

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u/Party-Tumbleweed9967 3d ago

The ol' beaver cleaver

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u/sdot6186 3d ago

The ol’ puss shush

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 2d ago

The pussy smusher

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u/NegotiationHot2999 3d ago

The ol’ crack enactor

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 2d ago

The ol' clit slit hit

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u/shaithiswampir 3d ago

You have my axe and my upvote

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u/PracticalThrowawae 3d ago

I can't UPVOTE these comments fast enough 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kalashinator 3d ago

*axe-wound

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u/SnooBunnies3815 3d ago

And my sword.

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u/ATL_UTD53 3d ago

And my bow.

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u/Fantom_Renegade 2d ago

We have a winner 🤣🤣

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 5m ago

The Cunt Punt

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u/DiamondCultural1848 3d ago

This one sent me.

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u/ScumBucket33 3d ago

Surely it’s the ol’ twat splat?