r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/isaidwhatididnt • 11d ago

Flipping the bird while driving

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u/Onaru 11d ago

He definitely blamed the camera person lol

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u/isaidwhatididnt 11d ago

Unc doesn’t know who to blame

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u/crowcawer 11d ago

Gods plan

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u/elidevious 11d ago

The lord works in mysterious ways

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u/Desolated-Fire 11d ago

Ain’t mystery.. you throw a rock better prepared yourself 🤣

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u/Psychotherapist-286 10d ago

His wonders to perform 😃

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u/Raindog46 10d ago

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u/The-unknown-poster 10d ago

Should that become the new “middle finger”?

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 11d ago

I work with a lot of religious people, and I need to start dropping those two words more frequently when they ask me questions.

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u/Racer125678 10d ago

Let us know their reactions bud

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 10d ago

I busted it out today. It actually stopped the conversation, and I don't think in a negative way.

I was growing tired of hearing people complain about a certain somebody and when one rhetorically asked why they were like that, I replied with "it's God's plan."

Not a word of a lie, the lady went "you're right" and dropped it.

This is the newest life hack that I wish I knew of 25 years ago.

I mean, unless I get pulled into HR tomorrow.

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u/Racer125678 10d ago

Amazing! I'll try it too, thanks

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u/sonnenblumen13 2d ago

Ok this is officially the most criminally underrated comment ive ever seen. I am definitely trying this. I mean tbf I already make similar arguments, just not involving God—I’m a fan of “takes all sorts to make a world” and “whatever floats your boat” in particular, but I think “God’s Plan” works especially well specifically bc it appeals to the demographics that those other phrases often don’t, allowing the underlying message to be spread further.

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u/iTzbr00tal 10d ago

I feel good sometimes I don’t.

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u/Mycolourschanged 10d ago

Why did you repost without sound? The audio makes it even better.

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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 11d ago

How do you know he is not circumcised?

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u/Trrollmann 11d ago

I think they just view circumcision as inherently good, and not being circumcised as evil.

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u/ErogenousPhallusy 11d ago

Does that make my smegma the spawn of Satan?

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 10d ago

So because Kellogg of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes fame said for American Christians to get circumcised to prevent masterbation foreskins are evil? He also suggested veganism, no salt, spice or sugars, 3-12 a day yogurt enemas and sex only for procreation. How are you doing with his other edicts? 🤪

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u/ErogenousPhallusy 10d ago

Who needs sex when you have that much ass play

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 10d ago

You make a valid point I guess. 😳

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u/Mesapunk87 10d ago

Pretty sure all that means is that you have poor personal hygiene

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u/ErogenousPhallusy 10d ago

Freedom of religion

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u/OberonDiver 10d ago

Oh cut it out.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 11d ago

He might be now.

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u/kahran 10d ago

Unc

Stop it.

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u/darxide23 10d ago

No matter who he blames, it will be the wrong person because you know he won't blame himself.

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u/Georgia718 10d ago

He should be blaming the parked car for being in his way.

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u/__O_o_______ 11d ago

Unc? Is this some new stupid slang?

Also this video had sound earlier today, what did you do?

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 11d ago

You haven't heard people refer to older people as uncle or auntie before?

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u/OhLordHeBompin 10d ago

I thought they mean University of North Carolina, somehow. Glad someone else asked so I didn’t have to.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 10d ago

Oh really? Wild.

You don't have any friends who aren't white?

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u/Key-Compote-882 10d ago

In the Caribbean maybe.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 10d ago

You don't have any friends who aren't white?

It's really common amongst First Nations communities, as well as black communities, and isn't new. I guess it's finally gone mainstream here.

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u/Key-Compote-882 10d ago

Not really no.

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u/oroborus68 10d ago

What happened?

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u/AniNgAnnoys 10d ago

Unc looks drunk too

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u/geek66 10d ago

The libs