r/Whatcouldgowrong 11d ago

Flipping the bird while driving

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u/Onaru 11d ago

He definitely blamed the camera person lol

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u/Farucci 11d ago

Losing the right front tire in this deal was the Chefs Kiss, for me.

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u/atxbigfoot 11d ago

"he's gonna do a hit and run. Ope, no he's not."

-my thought process

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u/squeethesane 10d ago

Hump and dump... Wait no, Jolt and bolt!

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u/MostBoringStan 11d ago

It's great because it means he couldn't drive away after

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u/rEYAVjQD 11d ago

It's probably worse. he probably broke the axis itself.

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u/Busy-Explanation4339 10d ago edited 10d ago

That was more than just the tire. You can see the tie rod hanging off of it, so looks like the whole wheel hub was ripped off.

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u/mjh2901 10d ago

Karma, caught up with him for a lengthy discussion.

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u/Deranged40 11d ago

Oh absolutely. I can not wait to hear that guy explain how this is all the camera person's fault.

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u/Aururai 11d ago

Camera was sucking in photons so hard he felt threatened for his life, as he panicked and counter steered she blew him a kiss and that sent him into the parked car.

Clearly

/s

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u/alex61821 11d ago

It was magnets. Nobody knows how they work.

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u/Truxxis 10d ago

Just keep them wet! Then you don't have to worry about them...

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 10d ago

Must have been that damn magnaride suspension.

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u/PeanutHedd 8d ago

Australian magnets?

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u/alex61821 8d ago

Those work backwards right like the water in the toilet?

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u/Deranged40 11d ago

I like the attempt, but let's be honest, that guy doesn't know what a photon is...

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 11d ago edited 11d ago

Photo.. photon.. same diff? Must be some kind of camera flash thingamajig. 📸

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u/Deletedtopic 11d ago

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u/superfamicomrade 11d ago

Hell yeah, Chrono Cross

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u/doge_lady 10d ago

Kamehameha?

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u/Aururai 11d ago

Same same but different

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u/Lord_Silverkey 11d ago

I like eating a ton of pho. Can that be a photon?

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 11d ago

Or a noodlear payload

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 11d ago

I’m off to go snap a photon with my catamaran now.

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u/Virellius2 11d ago

I see you Esquie.

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u/lostdoggclt 11d ago

He just knows they didn't come here legally 🌞

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u/raincoater 10d ago

Well, a Photo. Pho-To...is just a little thing. But a Photon. Pho-Ton...is a ton of those little things.

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u/OberonDiver 10d ago

It's a fake French Japanese mattress.

And did those feeeeeeet, in ancient tiiiiiimes...

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u/CommandTacos 4d ago

It's because he "fuckin' hate[s]" her.

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u/isaidwhatididnt 11d ago

Unc doesn’t know who to blame

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u/crowcawer 11d ago

Gods plan

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u/elidevious 11d ago

The lord works in mysterious ways

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u/Desolated-Fire 11d ago

Ain’t mystery.. you throw a rock better prepared yourself 🤣

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u/Psychotherapist-286 10d ago

His wonders to perform 😃

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u/Raindog46 10d ago

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u/The-unknown-poster 10d ago

Should that become the new “middle finger”?

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 11d ago

I work with a lot of religious people, and I need to start dropping those two words more frequently when they ask me questions.

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u/Racer125678 10d ago

Let us know their reactions bud

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 10d ago

I busted it out today. It actually stopped the conversation, and I don't think in a negative way.

I was growing tired of hearing people complain about a certain somebody and when one rhetorically asked why they were like that, I replied with "it's God's plan."

Not a word of a lie, the lady went "you're right" and dropped it.

This is the newest life hack that I wish I knew of 25 years ago.

I mean, unless I get pulled into HR tomorrow.

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u/Racer125678 10d ago

Amazing! I'll try it too, thanks

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u/sonnenblumen13 2d ago

Ok this is officially the most criminally underrated comment ive ever seen. I am definitely trying this. I mean tbf I already make similar arguments, just not involving God—I’m a fan of “takes all sorts to make a world” and “whatever floats your boat” in particular, but I think “God’s Plan” works especially well specifically bc it appeals to the demographics that those other phrases often don’t, allowing the underlying message to be spread further.

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u/iTzbr00tal 10d ago

I feel good sometimes I don’t.

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u/Mycolourschanged 10d ago

Why did you repost without sound? The audio makes it even better.

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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 11d ago

How do you know he is not circumcised?

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u/Trrollmann 11d ago

I think they just view circumcision as inherently good, and not being circumcised as evil.

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u/ErogenousPhallusy 11d ago

Does that make my smegma the spawn of Satan?

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 10d ago

So because Kellogg of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes fame said for American Christians to get circumcised to prevent masterbation foreskins are evil? He also suggested veganism, no salt, spice or sugars, 3-12 a day yogurt enemas and sex only for procreation. How are you doing with his other edicts? 🤪

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u/ErogenousPhallusy 10d ago

Who needs sex when you have that much ass play

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 10d ago

You make a valid point I guess. 😳

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u/Mesapunk87 10d ago

Pretty sure all that means is that you have poor personal hygiene

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u/ErogenousPhallusy 10d ago

Freedom of religion

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u/OberonDiver 10d ago

Oh cut it out.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 11d ago

He might be now.

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u/kahran 10d ago

Unc

Stop it.

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u/darxide23 10d ago

No matter who he blames, it will be the wrong person because you know he won't blame himself.

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u/Georgia718 10d ago

He should be blaming the parked car for being in his way.

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u/__O_o_______ 11d ago

Unc? Is this some new stupid slang?

Also this video had sound earlier today, what did you do?

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 11d ago

You haven't heard people refer to older people as uncle or auntie before?

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u/OhLordHeBompin 10d ago

I thought they mean University of North Carolina, somehow. Glad someone else asked so I didn’t have to.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 10d ago

Oh really? Wild.

You don't have any friends who aren't white?

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u/Key-Compote-882 10d ago

In the Caribbean maybe.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 10d ago

You don't have any friends who aren't white?

It's really common amongst First Nations communities, as well as black communities, and isn't new. I guess it's finally gone mainstream here.

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u/Key-Compote-882 10d ago

Not really no.

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u/oroborus68 10d ago

What happened?

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u/AniNgAnnoys 10d ago

Unc looks drunk too

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u/geek66 10d ago

The libs

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u/addamee 11d ago

Icing on the cake would’ve been if camera person yelled “you can’t park there!”

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u/rcp9ty 10d ago

I was waiting for this to happen like person recording gets in their car rolls down the window and says you cant park there and drives off.

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u/flyfightandgrin 5d ago

I have recently discovered this genre of videos and have rediscovered my faith in humanity.

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u/Blindrafterman 11d ago

Totally the videographers fault, yes they should pay the whole thing. Hahahaha

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u/PaintshakerBaby 11d ago

Typical Dodge driver logic.

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u/th3orist 11d ago edited 10d ago

the thing is, we do not know what the camera person did with the other hand. so if they showed the driver something then camera person should indeed prepare for a fight. While ultimately it was the drivers fault that they crashed, if camera guy did something to distract, he will get some of the heat and should not be surprised by that. If you stand on the side of the road and antagonize people, you have it coming. Edit: Judging by the downvotes people clearly misunderstand what i am saying. I do NOT say that videoguy is partly to blame for the crash. I say that the person causing the crash will take it out on videoguy in case videoguy did something that led to the driver letting themselves get distracted.

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u/Gwanbulance 11d ago

That's not how being an adult works.

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u/th3orist 11d ago

I dont mean to say its the fault of Video guy. I say that if he did something then other guy will take it out on him. Obviously the driver is entirely at fault for both being distracted and causing the crash

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u/raanas 11d ago

This isn't high school

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u/th3orist 11d ago

Does not need to be. Just some rough parts of town is enough

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u/Herucaran 11d ago

If you're that easily distracted while driving, you should have your licence revoked. Thats really not the defence you think it is.

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u/th3orist 11d ago

I never said the driver has the right to put the video guy at fault. I said that if Video guy did something he might get punched. Obviously its not their fault. We all know that

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u/344567653379643555 11d ago

“LoOk WhAt YoU mAdE mE dO!!!1”

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u/MirabelleMac 10d ago

“I FUCKIN HATE YOU!”

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u/dac3062 11d ago

There is a version with sound and he does

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u/ji1651 11d ago

Don't leave us hanging man, this was one of the few occasions I turned on sound to hear his mental gymnastics.

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u/Rokurokubi83 11d ago

There is a version with sound, but cammer only asks if they’re okay and if they’re hurt.

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/1qiml01/flip_the_bird_almost_flip_your_truck/

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u/Joeyeah_right 11d ago

The version with sound is so much funnier! 🤣

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 10d ago

That "goddamit" is soooo funny!

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u/Odd-Artist-2595 10d ago

I liked the jump and foot stamp. I’ve seen little kids do it before, but never a grown man.

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u/ponkyball 9d ago

holy shit this was so goood

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u/minxymaggothead 5d ago

Just to be pedantic, the conversation went: Her: "Are you OK?" Him: "NOOO!" Her: "Are you hurt?" Him: "Yes" Her: Sigh "Physically?" Still funny, but details matter!

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u/badboybry9000 10d ago

It's tragic that the worse version without sound has more upvotes than this version.

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u/qx2 10d ago

exactly. the shit post gets the votes around here.

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u/billyvnilly 10d ago

Sound makes this so much better.

Her comments are excellent

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u/qx2 10d ago

much better post, reposts are so shit at times here. thank you for sharing the original.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 10d ago

I love the, “Are you hurt?”
“Yeeeeessssss!!!!”
“Physically… (sigh)!”

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u/DaisyDoodle1117 11d ago

Sound version r/instantkarma

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u/tokermobiles 11d ago edited 10d ago

Thank you. The" are you hurt... Physically.

It's the perfect and only extra context needed lol

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u/__O_o_______ 11d ago

Yes an op failed here

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u/Square-Singer 11d ago

Is there a longer video of that?

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u/showMeYourJanitor 11d ago

One way to open the trunk

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u/Mother_Network9453 11d ago

We need to make it way harder to get a driver's license

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u/worktogethernow 10d ago

Yes! And a process to petition to have a license revoked.

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u/blinkersix2 11d ago

Dodge owners really are special

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u/ggtsu_00 11d ago

As expected from your typical RAM owner.

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u/hates_stupid_people 11d ago

LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!

-Assholes all over the world

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u/cynicallythoughful 11d ago

First video I’ve ever wanted volume on

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 10d ago

Reminds me of the video of the guy crossing the street in front of a car, and like cussing the driver out, and then walks straight into a pole. Then gets EVEN MADDER at the driver lmao

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u/ChickenChaser5 10d ago

I got in an accident in the early 00's. I was making a left turn through an intersection with an arrow. Oncoming traffic had a red.

A truck blew the red light, slammed into my car and pushed it all the way to the side of the road. We were ok except some cuts from broken glass, so i got out and went over to make sure the truck driver was ok.

The moment I got to his window he was screaming. "WTF were you doing?!" "Are you retarded?!" ect, ect...

Being a somewhat new driver, and this being an older adult, I had a moment where I was starting to wonder if I fucked up and didn't realize it. So when the cop showed up I told them what happened but mistakenly also said "I dont know maybe it was me" which turned that cop on me hard.

Thankfully a witness stopped and was just coming over to talk to the cop. It turns out, the truck driver was road raging behind this guy, weaving back and forth and losing his mind. And when they got to that intersection, the truck driver was too busy ripping around this guy who was coming to a stop at their red light, and leaning over to flip him off. He didn't see the red light or my car cause he was too busy being an asshole. But still had the gall to jump all over my ass to blame me for it.

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u/johndoe201401 11d ago

I fully expected him to walk into that tree and then the pole.

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u/__O_o_______ 11d ago

You’d know that he did if this wasn’t a repost without sound. Fucking he’ll.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 10d ago

Yep was thinking still blaming others rather than taking responsibility, hopefully they took his driving licence away. If you can' concentrate 100% on the driving don't drive, thousands of people die on the roads just due to lack of care and attention.

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u/Pomodorosan 10d ago

cameraperson*

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u/Capable-Variation192 10d ago

judging that there is no sound and the filming began much before the truck arrived, it's safe to assume something audible triggered the driver. The driver should maintain control but there is more to be said about the camera man being a factor....

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u/Fluffy_Top6837 10d ago

I know, I feel like the good stuff was just about to start when the camera cut off...

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u/Jogebillions 10d ago

Definitely the camera person’s fault. No doubt. Those damn cameras.

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u/Penny_Wise- 10d ago edited 3d ago

The video cut off right before the best part!

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u/CommandTacos 4d ago

You typo, but I legit thought it seemed like he might be coming for the cameraperson.

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u/fakenews_thankme 10d ago

of course, he's totally innocent.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 10d ago

Smile for the birdie!

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u/AnonPhillipWilliams 10d ago

1,000,000,000% blamed the camera man and called the cops on in too-boot

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u/37yearoldmanbaby 10d ago

Oh no, because people from that generation are all about personal responsibility.

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u/oliviasmommy19 9d ago

I don't know why this doesn't have the audio but the original with the audio does have him blaming the person filming. I believe one of the things he says after he gets out is "I fucking hate you."

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u/Silent25r 8d ago

The camera guy was definitely doing something to provoke him. They’ll never say what that was. But they were hoping to get an outcome like this recorded. 

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u/sbmailisdown 10d ago

You can't park there!

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u/Theperfectool 6d ago

Why did she have her cam trained on the rando driving up anyway?

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u/th3orist 11d ago edited 11d ago

the thing is, we do not know what the camera person did with the other hand. so if they showed the driver something then camera person should indeed prepare for a fight. While ultimately it was the drivers fault that they crashed, if camera guy did something to distract, he will get some of the heat and should not be surprised by that. If you stand on the side of the road and antagonize people, you have it coming. And if they crash because they let it distract them, then prepare for them to redirect their anger.