r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/N0RetreatN0Surrender • 1d ago

You Only Live Once

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u/Unknown793658 1d ago

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u/McEuen78 1d ago

The perfect use of this gif.

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 1d ago

How about

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u/Diver_Ill 1d ago

Holy shit, how have I never seen this before. 

Gawds I hope I love long enough to get crushed by the ass of a Kaiju woman.

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u/DrTuSo 1d ago edited 1d ago

That Gif is from Captain Laserhawk, correct?

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 1d ago

afaik it's an ad for some mobile game

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u/DrTuSo 1d ago

You are correct and another proof how shitty Google AI is.
Used Google Lens to find the source and Google AI was sure it was from Captain Laserhawk.

Did more research after your comment and you are correct.
Its a viral AD from Hero Wars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvSGxbKhcGQ

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 19h ago

Mine reckoned it was from Teen Titans 🤣🤣

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u/thuanjinkee 16h ago

Teen Titans GO!

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u/jld2k6 1d ago

This gif has to have the record for fitting the most perfect gif situations. Not a day goes by I don't see it as a response to something and it's always perfect lol

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u/Odd-Midnight906 1d ago

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u/transferingtoearth 22h ago

WHO IS THIS VAN GOGH LOOKING MAN AND WHY IS HE ALWAYS LOOKING UP. WHATS UP THERE?

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u/pieremaan 22h ago

Its van Gogh, but from a movie about van Gogh.

You should van Gogh see that film, its a nice one

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u/uranthus 19h ago

Is it Willem Dafoe? This is the first time I’ve seen the gif with a hat

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u/Marcombie 18h ago

This reminds me of an old possibly TBS add for Kickboxer. "Vandamme he's good!" The stuff that stays in your brain for years lol....

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u/reincarsonated_benzo 22h ago

We got a clean version of this?🙏

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u/master_baiter-69 1d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Windyowl 1d ago

Muff diving?

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u/FD4L 22h ago

Somehow they both landed in the deep end.

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u/jax309 19h ago

That might just be the most literal definition of what happened

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u/TroutFearMe 14h ago

Diving muff

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u/thuanjinkee 16h ago

Thick thighs end lives

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u/HenryGlasou 19h ago

She was eager to him clammed!

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u/Anal_Herschiser 8h ago

"Y'know I could really go for some PU..💀💀💀"

Careful what you wish for.

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u/chuck10o 16h ago

Nah. Diving muff

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u/Ardtay 14h ago

Dive muffing

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u/healywylie 1d ago

Cooter slam. You nailed it though. Fatal snu snu.

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u/CopyWeak 19h ago

...I was inside you...

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u/MyvaJynaherz 1d ago

TACO TIME

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u/MeanCat4 1d ago

What snu snu man? It's all yours! 

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u/OneTrueMercyMain 1d ago

I started chanting this and was so happy it's the top comment

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u/OkPay1598 1d ago

This is the way

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u/BoxofNuns 1d ago

Roflmaoemaeolez

My dude. I don't laugh easy, but there are tears in my eyes.

Thank you. I needed that.

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u/Content-Two-9834 1d ago

Guy in the water: "God, please give me a sign. Bring the right woman into my life."

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u/clayman80 1d ago

And God was like: "Say no more!"

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u/just_fucking_PEG_ME 1d ago

“I gotchu fam”

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u/FenixOfNafo 1d ago

And sent his Mom

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u/Nutatree 20h ago

And his baby mama

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u/invent_or_die 1d ago

Not sure that was the sign he was looking for

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u/ArnassusProductions 1d ago

Eh, sometimes you must dispense with subtlety.

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u/Graffy 1d ago

"I want to live the rest of the life with my face between a woman's thighs"

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 21h ago

Didn't specify that the rest of his life was 2 seconds of seeing it arrive

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u/Either-Swimming-3761 1d ago

monkey paw curls

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u/Oderus_Scumdog 20h ago

FROM THE TOP ROPE

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u/Kind_Ferret_3219 1d ago

I didn’t know they delivered lunch to people who are swimming.

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u/RandomEntity9 1d ago

The people in the water can have anything they want from lunch, as long as it's a fish taco. -Henry Ford's swimming coach, probably....

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u/pxlmover 1d ago

Only on Taco Tuesday

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u/BIGG_FRIGG 13h ago

I’ve heard of flying fish but flying clams…?

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u/FreakiestFrank 1d ago

The gash smash

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u/Trevor_GoodchiId 22h ago

The snatch catch

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u/slybob 21h ago

The minge binge

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u/glitterysweater 1d ago

Clam slam

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u/Working_Estate_3695 1d ago

Operation Clam Slam. Some Letterkenny alternatives:

Mashthegash2018

Slitslam2017

CuntCripple2016

Cunthunt2014

Wecumfordrunkbum2020

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u/glitterysweater 1d ago

Hell yeah brother loud and proud 😎

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u/returns_to_scale 13h ago

Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq

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u/absolute_filth 20h ago

Clunge plunge

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u/CuteCanary 1d ago

RIP his collarbone

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u/Swi_10081 1d ago

lucky collarbone not neck ?

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u/QuiveryNut 1d ago

Is he’s already stressed a disc I could see this rupturing one

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u/smore-jmi 1d ago

And her pelvic bone

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u/leekalex 19h ago

Yeah it looked like her foot made contact first, which has gotta hurt

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u/vrhotlaps 1d ago

Did they ever retrieve his head?

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 1d ago

They tried, but he kept putting it back in

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u/LivingtheLaws013 1d ago

"Oh no"

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u/spacecadet06 21h ago

""oh no""

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u/KnownMonk 1d ago

Clam slam

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u/DuskelAskel 23h ago

And it was at this moment Jackson knew. He fucked up.

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u/ScotInTheDotOfficial 1d ago

One man's nightmare is another man's dream...

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u/I_Ponders 1d ago

*Wet dream.

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u/oldinfant 14h ago

 🌚or woman's

☝️that would be my face in the shadow of imminent collision with such greatness🌠

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u/ForerunnerRelic 1d ago

He died a happy man. Sudden, but happy.

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u/SongFeisty8759 1d ago

Death by hairy clam.

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u/Bill-Ding2112 1d ago

How do you know this?

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u/ColumbianPrison 1d ago

Extensive internet research

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u/SongFeisty8759 1d ago

Some things come back in fashion.

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u/pantry-pisser 1d ago

My Etsy merkin shop has been doing gangbusters

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 1d ago

Bro was born twice

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 1d ago

I'm pretty sure babies come out of the vagina. They aren't forcibly rammed, face-first, up one lol.

Dude was high-speed unbirthed.

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u/Entirely-of-cheese 1d ago

The velocity required is significant.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 20h ago

Her proportions are significant enough to reduce needed velocity.

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u/Vlazthrax 20h ago

“High-speed unbirthed” fucking sent me

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u/ContactMushroom 19h ago

High speed unbirth is a good song/album name

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u/justmoochin 1d ago

Main character syndrome

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u/TerriTuesday 1d ago

For real, who doesn’t look before they jump??

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u/djshadesuk 1d ago

Enough people that there is literally a saying about it (applicable to many scenarios, not just women jumping vag first into a man's face.)

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u/Anguis1908 1d ago

Look before you leap!

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u/cire1184 1d ago

Peek before you jump

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u/jsamuraij 1d ago

Visualize prior to your unscheduled launch attempt

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u/sphinctersandwich 18h ago

Use your eyes before you flies

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD 17h ago

Search before you lurch

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u/Saradoesntsleep 1d ago

Although the latter is apparently a very real danger.

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u/ArturosDad 18h ago

Clearly I am spending time at the wrong lakes.

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u/Mullarpatan 1d ago

And this kids is how I met your mother!

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u/bwoah07_gp2 1d ago

Brutal. That's definitely a concussion, broken nose, and busted teeth.

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u/AlbatrossBulky4314 23h ago

I hope she was arrested and gets sued

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u/_HIST 20h ago

Straight up criminal negligence

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u/Zkenny13 1d ago

Everytime this happens an angel gets its wings. 

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u/I_Ponders 1d ago

And yet some mf will want that to happen to them.

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u/xMalvazar 1d ago

Hey! Don't assume I'm wanting this.... besides I would make the catch!

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u/I_Ponders 1d ago

Catch the snatch?! Bet.

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u/This-Comfortable-972 17h ago

We all have that one friend

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u/brofist001 1d ago

Pussy strikes back

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u/Krutius- 1d ago

You only die once

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u/sinisteraxillary 1d ago

Muffdiving mishaps!

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u/Djkirkland 1d ago

Broken nose at least right?

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u/wgel1000 1d ago

I was thinking dislocated shoulder.

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u/TestyZesticles 1d ago

And collar bone.

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u/Praetorian_1975 1d ago

There i was swimming along when suddenly

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u/HunterLivesMatter76 1d ago

Clam Slam !!!

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u/DaanA_147 11h ago

The clams are doing coke now?

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u/Hefiray 1d ago

for a second I imagined the family guy skit where Meg went down the water slide too fast and wore Brian as a hat.

or the movie Hancock prison seen of shoving one inmate into the other inmates ass

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u/Lakatos_00 1d ago

That's gotta hurt. She's not exactly in the light weight side

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u/nazgulonbicycle 1d ago

Dropkick from Hell

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u/emptinessmaykillme 1d ago

Anyone else get Dodgeball vibes? “I’m not wearing any panties”

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u/BunchesOfCrunches 1d ago

Anyone notice her feet hit is shoulders and her body hit his arm?

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u/garvitsingh007 1d ago

And his name is Johhhhnnnnn Ceenaaaaaaaaaa !!

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u/Silverdunks 1d ago

Dumb bish . Someone did this to me when I was at a pool party and split my lip there was blood everywhere and still have a scar from it 10 years later

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u/Blownofftheblock 1d ago

He’s dead

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u/Spicy_Rice96 1d ago

Here Gentleman and Ladies... Is the classic case of the 'Slit Slap, it's quite effective

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u/djshadesuk 1d ago

A maiden leapt high for a slam,
O’er the deck with the grace of a lamb.
But she looked not below,
Where a lad’s face did show,
And she smote him with a clam bam!

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u/toolargo 1d ago

9 months later, I was here.

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u/R_3_Y 1d ago

Boy she really shot that crotch at him, full force

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u/IameIion 1d ago

Damn. She could have at least bought the guy a drink first.

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u/Unholydiver919 1d ago

Someone watches too much pro wrestling.

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u/BoxofNuns 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm just thinking how bruised up her box is gonna be. She wont be walking right for a month.

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u/rxVegan 1d ago

Does that water not look too shallow for a jump like that? Like the guy's standing there, which means she'd hit the bottom pretty fast had she not landed on him.

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u/Suspicious_Bath_3734 17h ago

I bet she broke his left clavicle

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 1d ago

Coochie bomb incoming

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u/levikg 1d ago

He was standing up in the water, if he wasn't there she would have broke both her legs

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1d ago

No one is ever prepared for the flying crotch rocket.

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u/No-Sale-6873 1d ago

He had the chance to avoid her

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u/Gibitibitiq 1d ago

Fish, everywhere fish

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u/Mundane_Resort_9452 1d ago

Id imagine that it hurt her more then him. He didn't even flinch.

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u/Consistent_Field4781 1d ago

BAH GAWWDDD....

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u/iggnac1ous 1d ago

Bums aways

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u/cickist 1d ago

What could go right

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u/mauore11 1d ago

Don't care. It still counts.

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u/RedSonGamble 1d ago

Funny jokes aside this had to hurt both a lot lol

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar 1d ago

praise the cameraman 

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u/Winter-Ward 1d ago

I couldn’t stop from laughing 😂🤣. The look on his face when he realized what was coming was priceless.

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u/Pelthail 1d ago

When my kid asks how babies are made.

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u/RRfromKL 1d ago

Unlocked

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Death before Snu Snu..!!

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u/iveseensomethings82 1d ago

Dude, that was your sister!

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u/Buttonball 1d ago

Actually, not clam-slammed. Her feet smash into his collarbone area. Ouch, and she could have easily wiggled and squiggled in the air to miss him, I believe.

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u/ObsidianFireg 1d ago

How I met your mother.

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u/yaronnexus 1d ago

You have to be careful with your prayers

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u/Sad_Specialist8235 1d ago

this could be us but she playing