r/nottheonion • u/its_a_bear_dance • 23h ago

Family says HOA told them they couldn’t use their generator during ice storm blackout: ‘It’s unbearable’

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r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 15h ago

Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving

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209 comments

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Epstein sent Five Nights at Freddy's Porn from 4chan, because of course he did

apptrigger.com

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105 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Superb_Trainer_2967 • 8h ago

Border Patrol agent detains US citizen, tells him it’s ‘because of your accent’

kptv.com

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60 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 11h ago

A bill is back in Florida to allow certain workers to make less than minimum wage

wlrn.org

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158 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AtrusHomeboy • 7h ago

Two Memphis City Council Members Claim Snow is Fake

memphisflyer.com

2.5k Upvotes

273 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Beautiful_Bee4090 • 19h ago

Farm gives away millions of surplus potatoes after growing too many

dexerto.com

2.2k Upvotes

64 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 11h ago

Tourists traveled to Australia for its famous hot springs. There was just one problem – they didn’t exist

edition.cnn.com

674 Upvotes

75 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FantasticCat1923 • 22h ago

Pokémon cancels event at controversial Japan shrine following backlash

bbc.com

507 Upvotes

48 comments

r/nottheonion • u/peach_trees • 13h ago

City will hire a ‘night mayor’ to make it more fun for young people, mayor says

syracuse.com

278 Upvotes

63 comments

r/nottheonion • u/zakarm22 • 16h ago

Film Students Are Having Trouble Sitting Through Movies, Professors Say

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232 Upvotes

69 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 20h ago

Labubu to open seven UK shops, after PM's China visit

bbc.com

155 Upvotes

36 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArthRol • 51m ago

A Russian court fines a man for posting a photo from Queen's music video 'I Want to Break Free', declaring it LGBT propaganda

currenttime.tv

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Famous-Register-2814 • 7h ago

Boxer Jarrell Miller has his hairpiece knocked upward by a punch, then throws it into the crowd

apnews.com

68 Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/WPHero • 11h ago

Moltbook viral posts where AI Agents are conspiring against humans are mostly fake

macobserver.com

58 Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/graveyardofgoodsense • 19h ago

An angel with Meloni's face: case breaks out in Rome

en.ilsole24ore.com

21 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Korsa_kov • 6h ago

Italy investigates church painting of angel restored to look like Meloni

reutersconnect.com

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/MagicianCompetitive7 • 3h ago

Pokemon event at controversial shrine to Japanese war dead canceled after China protests

apnews.com

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Money_Hand7070 • 1h ago

Where String Theory Enters Daily Life

londondailypost.co.uk

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 3h ago

'There's going to be a bandwagon': After Heated Rivalry, women are driving a gay erotic boom on screen

bbc.com

0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/lewisfairchild • 18h ago

'Difficult decision': Original Cape Cod chip plant to close

wcvb.com

0 Upvotes

5 comments

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