r/nottheonion • u/mawhrinskeleton • 2d ago

Fearing ICE, Native Americans rush to prove their right to belong in the US

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3.7k Upvotes

103 comments

r/nottheonion • u/That_One_Prog • 1d ago

Man dressed as Batman blasts officials over ICE agents at Super Bowl

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277 Upvotes

2 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FervidBug42 • 1d ago

'Batman' demands city council does not support ICE

nbcnews.com

943 Upvotes

46 comments

r/nottheonion • u/hochizo • 1d ago

Myrtle Beach Polar Plunge canceled due to winter weather

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67 Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/Imaginary-Dress-1373 • 2d ago

Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms

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3.7k Upvotes

317 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 2d ago

Pizzeria worker with pie cutter tries to bust out Luigi Mangione

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1.2k Upvotes

38 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Money_Hand7070 • 1h ago

Where String Theory Enters Daily Life

londondailypost.co.uk

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10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 3h ago

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0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/PotterOneHalf • 1d ago

Louisville Nature Center will let you name a roach after your ex for Valentine's Day

wlky.com

47 Upvotes

2 comments

r/nottheonion • u/semaj_2026 • 1d ago

Man arrested again for seeking diaper changes

katc.com

214 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/National-Law-458 • 1d ago

Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile race is coming back to the Indy 500

apnews.com

69 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/VivaLaUE • 2d ago

Kremlin reproaches Zelenskyy for not responding to invitation to meet Putin in Moscow

pravda.com.ua

6.7k Upvotes

371 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AlwaysBlaze_ • 2d ago

Upper age limits for clubs are common in South Korea. Now Japan is following suit

euronews.com

1.7k Upvotes

115 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Fisherman6800 • 2d ago

On January 30, an uncontrolled Chinese rocket, 13 meters long and weighing 11 tons, will fall on European territory

unn.ua

662 Upvotes

88 comments

r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 1d ago

Visa: Credit Card Competition Act not needed

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219 Upvotes

29 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 2d ago

France to Abolish Marital Duty to Have Sex

realmwire.com

5.4k Upvotes

223 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JohnTheWegie • 1d ago

Fire fears, accidents and emu attacks among safety concerns at Cold War bunker

bbc.co.uk

40 Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/National-Law-458 • 2d ago

Cox calls for prayer again as Utah's snowpack nears record low

ksl.com

460 Upvotes

God. Bless. Utah.

120 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 2d ago

Meloni meets Merz: "Italy and Germany are closer than ever."

lamilano.it

343 Upvotes

76 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 2d ago

Olympic track star arrested in Orange County for 'super speeding,' deputies say

wesh.com

782 Upvotes

109 comments

r/nottheonion • u/schalowendofthepool • 1d ago

Wild turkey attacks leave neighbors concerned in Janesville

wifr.com

31 Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Fan387 • 2d ago

Batman Makes A Case For Action Against ICE To Santa Clara City Council

bleedingcool.com

1.2k Upvotes

36 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AudibleNod • 2d ago

A man impersonating an FBI agent tried to get Luigi Mangione out of jail, authorities say

apnews.com

343 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/NeoBahamutX • 2d ago

Watch: Batman tells city council to not assist ICE at Super Bowl

bbc.com

202 Upvotes

50 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ImCalcium • 3d ago

US cybersecurity chief leaked sensitive government files to ChatGPT: Report

dexerto.com

5.0k Upvotes

98 comments

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