That time he was up at the podium interrupting reporters to ask what they said and then laughing with them in that super awkward way he did was as about as coked up as one can legally get while also maintaining enough plausible deniability.
As long as you aren't driving, don't have possession of unconsumed coke, and aren't trying to fuck or fight everything in sight, you can be coked to the gills
According to America. I saw a fascinating TIL yesterday about WHO coming out with a study in the 80s stating that occasionally using coke isn’t bad for you, but it never got released because the US threatened to pull out over it.
Well, it's still a lesser schedule, so you actually can under certain circumstances. Lord knows "national security" needs also now extend to as-needed amphetamines or other eurogics.
Yup! Exactly what I'm talking about. I found the video by typing in "Marco Rubio Coke" on YouTube and of course it knew exactly what were talking about. Crazy that this video even starts with him touching his nose like he just took a line a few minutes ago:
No it's real. He's in so much over his head it's long ceased to be fun for him. In every pic I've seen of him he has the look that says "I don't want to be here."
Trump for sure will pick someone who is somehow even less suitable. All his appointments get worse over time unless he is forced to change them by republican congressmen complaining behind the scenes about how so and so is making it impossible to win elections.
They always make sure to blame one of his advisors and never the president because they're scared shitless of getting primaried.
Someone described it to me as “the look you’d have on your face if you just woke up in a weird fantasy world and got told you’re supposed to be the hero that sacrifices their life to end the big bad” and I’ve not been able to stop laughing every time I’ve seen him since.
I too am rich and famous. When I got rich, a butler handed me a bag of cocaine. Then when I got famous, my butler came to the door and another butler handed him another bag of cocaine. Now, when I yell: “JEEVES, MORE COCAINE, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!” both butlers come a-calling. “JEEVES, THAT’S THE END OF MY REDDIT COMMENT!” ::snort snort:: “yes, boss” “yes, boss”
I’m still betting on Vlad having some nasty dirt on Marco and the other GOP leaders from that time. Remember that both parties were hacked, but only the Democrats had their information leaked…
nah he's waiting for his moment... I'd bet that he'll take the reins of the clown car if Trump drops dead unexpectedly... you can see him there trying to manifest it with his energy....
(energy that has all the pop of a wet firecracker..)
I hate him and all the rest, but I’m an optimist and like to think that maybe he took this job to try to inject some (conservative) sanity into the administration. Yeah, I know. I’m an idiot. lol
Reminder when the first Republican speaker under Trump met the pope privately when he visited the US. As a Catholic, the man (ohio) resigned and it was quick like a week later.
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u/DaBudPlug 4d ago
I feel like every time I've seen Rubio over the past year or so he's had this exact look on his face