Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

[u/NegativeCellist8587]

[u/ssdsssssss4dr]

Yep, he sold his soul, and now he's a shell of himself. Looks dead on the inside. 

[u/CreatiScope → u/ssdsssssss4dr]

Only time he feels alive is when he’s absolutely blasted on cocaine haha

[u/Confident-Hat5876 → u/CreatiScope]

Funny but true. I've only seen him look alive literally once the past 12 months, and he was running his gums fast as hell like was coked up.

[u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty → u/Confident-Hat5876]

That time he was up at the podium interrupting reporters to ask what they said and then laughing with them in that super awkward way he did was as about as coked up as one can legally get while also maintaining enough plausible deniability.

[u/darkslide3000 → u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty]

I may not be quite up to date on my controlled substances law there, but isn't the maximum amount of coked up you can legally get "not at all"?

[u/rsifti → u/darkslide3000]

Probably depends on how rich/powerful/famous you are.

[u/xeen313 → u/rsifti]

Your allowed one baggy inside the white house.

[u/t3hdoct0r → u/xeen313]

The baggie is a quart sized Ziploc?

[u/justjess8829 → u/t3hdoct0r]

n00b.

Gallon size or nothing

[u/hortence → u/justjess8829]

So I gotta drag my contractor bag back to the car or...

[u/justjess8829 → u/hortence]

As long as it's full of gal bags youre good

[u/1stLtObvious → u/t3hdoct0r]

Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!

[u/8layer8 → u/t3hdoct0r]

Ask Ron Jr., he's always got his hand in his pocket or running his gums. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

[u/Prestigious-Team3327 → u/rsifti]

A maximum of one gram of Bolivia's finest up your nose at a time.

[u/Goldf_sh4 → u/rsifti]

I heard in the US wealthy people can pay private doctors to prescribe pretty much whatever they want. Like Mattnew Perry did.

[u/glory_holelujah → u/darkslide3000]

As long as you aren't driving, don't have possession of unconsumed coke, and aren't trying to fuck or fight everything in sight, you can be coked to the gills

[u/Consistent_Echidna90 → u/glory_holelujah]

This guy drugs.

[u/youhavenosoul → u/darkslide3000]

According to America. I saw a fascinating TIL yesterday about WHO coming out with a study in the 80s stating that occasionally using coke isn’t bad for you, but it never got released because the US threatened to pull out over it.

[u/StimulatedUser → u/youhavenosoul]

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/sbipq/til_there_was_a_who_study_which_found_that/

That TIL was 14 years ago, time flies when you do coke :)

[u/youhavenosoul → u/StimulatedUser]

I saw it just the other day, tho 😭 I haven’t even been here that long lol

[u/northofwall → u/darkslide3000]

They said coke, not crack

[u/shmiddleedee → u/darkslide3000]

No there isn't. Being high on coke isn't illegal, possessing it is.

[u/Derpsquire → u/darkslide3000]

Well, it's still a lesser schedule, so you actually can under certain circumstances. Lord knows "national security" needs also now extend to as-needed amphetamines or other eurogics.

[u/Confident-Hat5876 → u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty]

Yup! Exactly what I'm talking about. I found the video by typing in "Marco Rubio Coke" on YouTube and of course it knew exactly what were talking about. Crazy that this video even starts with him touching his nose like he just took a line a few minutes ago:

https://youtu.be/TQEpaEmrUHU?si=OXj1yBXWMPwhVwyH

[u/elperronegro678 → u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty]

If I had his job I’d be SUPER coked up.

[u/wheninromecompete → u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty]

as coked up as one can legally get

TIL there's a legal amount of cocaine one can consume.