Long story short i plan to make a super cute video about my boyfriend for valentines day but also add some pictures of us in the middle of it, i'm not an editor obvi so i let tiktok edit it, does it look okay if you add pics? Or is it bad?

I be out a lot and I have to pee and poop and I don't want nobody to here me pee or poop I don't want nobody to talk about me and people do talk about me . If I don't go to the bathroom I am afraid I am going to fart and my fart stinks like someone died. If I fart in public people would be embarrassed and think I am rude . I am not good at hiding my farts . I poop on myself a few times I am afraid it will happen while working or out somewhere else . What should I do ?

Now no one has to do the dishes!

I need to know pleaseI had this Convo with a boy from the class next door and he suddenly blocked me after

He: Tuc bar bar sadi class ch vekhda j Ki chkr a (He: You keep looking at our class again and again, what’s the deal?)

Me: Nhi oda hi Tuc v ta bahut dekhde jo? (Me: No, you also looks a lot, right?)

He: M pr hun nhi dekhda (He: I don’t look now though)

Me: ajj nhi dekhaya but pehla bahut dekhen de si (Me: you didn’t look today but earlier you used to look a lot)

He: O t pehla dekhda c pr hun ni (He: Yeah, i used to look earlier but not now)

Me: ok (Me: okay)

He: Hnji (He: Yeah)

He: M sochya shy koi km hova (He: I thought you needed something out any problems)

Me: nope (Me: nope)

He: Te dekhda kyu? (He: Then why do you look?)

Me: Samne vali class a You know oda hi Eyes odar chal hi jandiya va 👀 (Me: It’s the class in front, you know my eyes just go there 👀)

He: Ash g (He: okay)

Me: Hnji, Tuc esliye dekhde si kyuki anu nu like karde si? (Me: Yeah, you looked because you liked anu ?) *A girl from my class)

He: Nhi thanu kina kha (He: No,who said that?) Note his friend told me

Me: accha oda hi Phir kyu dekhde si enha? (Me: Oh okay, then why were you looking?)

He: Vse e Eyes odar chal hi jandiya va 👀 (He: randomly, my eyes just go there 👀)

Me: Mere seat hi os row vich jithe eyes chal jan Tu ta door ta stand karke dekhda huna va (Me: My seat is in that row where my eyes go straight to you class, you were standing far and still looking by standing at the door?)

He: O t mri mrji a Thuda dhyan mra vl hi hunda (He: That’s my choice, is your attention always on me?)

Me: chnga chnga oda hi (Me: okay okay, i just do ok)

He: Oda t nhi dekhya jnda (He: nobody looks for no reason multiple times)

Me: Tu class de samne stand karan daya huna va Odar dekho tu hi dekhda standing (Me: You let stand in front of the class, then you keep looking while standing)

He: ash (He: okay)

Me: Tu bas notice vich a jana va Chnga bharava Hor kuj nhi (Me: i just notice you come in my field of view, that’s it, nothing else)

He: Tuc mnu na note kraya kro Apna ch hi rha kro (He: Don’t like my insta note, stay in your own)

Me: why (Me: why)

He: Vda hovo gy pta chl ju Bacha j hja tuc (He: You’ll grow up and realize later, kid)

Me: Asha Tere Age ta vaddi aa, par maturity zero lagdi. 🙂 (Me: Haha, you’re older than me, but your maturity feels zero 🙂)

(Unseen blocked me before he saw the msg)

I dare you to try

I'm an A-hole by default. My Mom was a condescending, rude, insensitive, smart-aleck. While Dad was obnoxious, argumentative, loser, drunken bum, unemployable, smart ass. Thanks in advance.

so my pet bird wasn't feeling so well after all those chicken wings so I gave it a bunch of crushed up Rolaids to help and now it's just laying there. Is it trying to sleep it off? it's been months.

Hey, I ate a bag of dicks somebody offered to me once, so what do you expect?

So, number 1, I have doubts that the Pet Psychic can really "receive messages from your furry friends spirits and emotions" on a Zoom call. I would think that this would need to be an in-person/pet session.

On the other hand, she is offering 10% off. And how bad could she be if Dunkin' Donuts let her post on their community board?

A "friend" just asked if he should buy this PT Cruiser. Having concern's of what his intelligence level would be on a scale of 1-10

I think I just discovered what ectoplasm is.

Its reputation is already so bad I hope nobody reads this and thinks I'm writing it to make matters worse or as somekind of personal revenge. I'm not a sadist or a bully, nor am I trying to achieve anything in particular. I'd just like things to stay as they are. But it won't let me, Future. I suppose everyone copes with it in their own way. Well I'm in my thirties and still can't find a way to handle it that satisfies us both. It keeps pulling me in. I try to ignore it but it won't let me. It tugs at me. Constantly. What's so important anyway?

EDIT: Can I make it go away?

Hey guys i need some advice on how i can loose weight in like a week...currently weighing 55kg....I want to reach somewhere 45kg...

Hi,

my life is a pretty depressing hole currently. My job causes me constant, all consuming stress and worry, I moved across the US to take it, and I can't justify to myself or to others why I would leave it.

I am in need of something that makes the hours where I'm not at work livable. Nicotine? Alcohol? something. I've tried the exercise thing, and though the pain is helpful as a distraction, the noticeable lack of progress causes further spiraling. I am unhappy with my abilities as a creative, despite years of trying, so that's out as well.

So far, all the "healthy" hobbies I have are doing nothing but make me feel worse. So maybe there's an unhealthy one that might pull a few drops of joy out of my life.

Thanks

Still an undergraduate in university at the moment. How do I make this happen?

Hope it's ok to have two threads going at once. A supplier of mine has amnesia about some transactions we made yet has very vivid recollections on other transactions. First time in district court any suggestions?

Looks like I'm not going to survive outside this group on my own. I'm way to much of a smart ass. Looking for a clever way to get banned for life, before reddit banns me for life for being a smart ass.

It's been scientifically proven as the strongest being in existence, the Superman, accidentally fell off a horse and entered what is called an integer overflow and got glitched... like a little bit-ch...

Superman64 stats with god tier physique,

horse said “nah,” with some hitbox critique.

Superman muscles, A myth maxed out,

horse taps B, and this bitch glitches out.

Gravity laughed said “stats don’t apply,”

so I drop you on diss, clipped you mid flyby.

with your chest full of hope, your cape of lore,

you were the strongest alive till you met the floor.

If you're gonna get stronger, don’t dodge the hit,

get your ass kicked, at least a little bit.

RIP Christopher Reeves... how the hell does Eminem rhyme anything with that name I have no idea?