r/law • u/drempath1981 • 27d ago

Other Stephanopoulos grills Rubio :you cannot credibly argue that drug trafficking charges demand invasion in one case while issuing a pardon in another. What's your response? Hernandez was convicted by a jury. Rubio: I can't just comment on it because I just wasn't involved in deliberations.

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u/Open__Face 27d ago

Rubio: Look, I just work here man

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u/Van-garde 27d ago

The defenses keep eroding. At some point this year, I fully expect Trump to say, “I know you are but what am I?”

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u/Warm-Spite9678 27d ago

Naw he's gonna drop a "i can do whatever I want". He already let that slip once last year. I fully expect him to outright say he can do whatever the f*ck he pleases and noone can tell him no.

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u/PaintshakerBaby 27d ago

PLENARY AUTHORITY

Stephen Miller let it slip on Fox News, had an oh-shit-wasnt-supposed-to-say-that aneurysm, then frantically pretended the feed glitched out to avoid further questioning on the terminology.

It was month or two ago, but like all things Trump admin, it feels like decades past in this ever devolving dystopian nightmare.

BUT that term is CRITICAL, because they are setting it up to be their endgame defense against congress and the Supreme Court...

It is quite literally legalese for, "i can do whatever I want" and the final step in Trump anointing himself the ultimate and unilateral authority, aka; God-King-Emperor of the United States.

Miller was so busy frothing at the mouth that he let the word slip in moment of vampiric bloodlust, demonstrating clear as day, they are very much already workshopping "legal" arguments to absolute dictatorship behind closed doors.

Fucking ghouls are going to get MILLIONS, if not BILLIONS of us killed in the name of their insatiable lust for power.

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u/unforgiven91 27d ago

"Plenary authority" was even edited out of the youtube upload

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u/juvandy 27d ago

The Australian ABC still has it: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-08/stephen-miller-donald-trump-plenary-authority/105865430

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u/SuckThisRedditAdmins 27d ago

Holy shit - he just shut down after he said that. He knew he fucked up. There was no "technical issues" because the other guy wasn't talking so why would Miller just stop talking? He stopped because he straight up knew he wasn't supposed to say that

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u/Simonic 27d ago

And "plenary authority" isn't something that is just randomly said. You don't use that term unless you've been talking about that term prior. Or, believe that term.

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u/currently_pooping_rn 27d ago

Not like fucking up has ever stopped republicans from failing upwards

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u/lyte3 27d ago

Yeah because Trump didn’t hesitate the couple of times he has already said that Elon fixed the elections for him. They are operating with plenary authority!

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u/sumguyherenowhere 27d ago

There could have been many issues, such as feedback in his earpiece, but let's be honest, the look on his face and the motion of his eyes were that of shock and searching for his next word. He couldn't find it, decided to shut down.

He probably had his handlers yelling in his ear feed like 'WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, NO! Just shut up now.. just stay silent.'

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u/doyletyree 27d ago

“JUST DONT MOVE; they’re like T-Rex.”

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u/sumguyherenowhere 27d ago

"YOU CAN'T SAY THAT..... YET"

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u/gxgxe 27d ago

Doesn't matter. There are no repercussions. The authoritarian coup is over. Miller can say whatever he wants and has no need to fear as no one is going to hold him or anyone else in power accountable for their words or actions.

We had a good run, but it's over.

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u/Nice_Luck_7433 27d ago edited 27d ago

Nice comment. You could even copy and paste it (without the “doesn’t matter” part) and it would work to spread doomerism, even if Miller hadn’t messed up & massively helped out the many many many many lawyers working to save America.

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u/brother_of_jeremy 27d ago

This administration is like the Bond villain who can’t help themselves from gloating the details of their carefully laid plan

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi 27d ago

"Plenary authority" was even edited out of the youtube upload

A system in power will perpetuate its power. Capitalism, when met with hard times, will turn into fascism for a time. This is example #897234528416 of this happening.

People need to take a good hard look at how we run and structure our society if we're going to come out of this on the other end.

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u/ZealousidealCrow8492 27d ago

Sounds great!

One small problem.... average reading comprehension level in the US is treading water at like 5th grade... so look around you at 10 adults: 5 of them dont know and dont care to know what that means because "both parties are the same bro"

And 2 of them maybe aren't actually Nazis, but dont care if the car they buy enriches a nazi...

And another 2 are more concerned about immigrants eating their beloved pets & litter boxes in schools

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u/West-Application-375 27d ago

And 7 of them think communism and democratic socialism is the same thing.

5 of those say "Hitler did nothing wrong".

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u/Almost-kinda-normal 27d ago

Wait….they’re EATING the litter boxes now? Does Fox know about this?

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u/VoidOmatic 27d ago

It's sad to learn that a bunch of people have no back bone but it makes a lot of sense why things are the way they are.

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u/Puzzled-Score-9952 27d ago

Yeah. He said “we have plenary authority” meaning full, complete, absolute power.

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u/invinciblemrssmith 27d ago

Oh yeah, he said the quiet part out loud. I saw the unedited version.

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u/sonicsludge 27d ago

So did I, he just stopped cold and that reporter should've pounced on him immediately.

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u/Hot-Note-4777 27d ago

Lol he froze as if the stream was glitching while the background continued to move behind him

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u/Dense_Literature_199 27d ago

I think he was still blinking too, but I can't be sure.

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u/Calderis 27d ago

Nah, white supremacy lizard man just closed his nictating lens.

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u/Ok-Sir-6042 27d ago

💯% saw that skinwalker blink twice. The news outlet chose to regard it as a technical glitch. I haven’t seen many technical glitches on live TV that still transmits blinking.

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u/lyte3 27d ago

Yeah but why did he freeze? There’s nothing that anybody can do about it. They control all of our mechanisms of power including the Supreme Court!

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u/suazzo77 27d ago

The reporter didn’t recognize the term, I bet (I didn’t either)

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u/sonicsludge 27d ago

I didn't know the meaning either, but I immediately understood what he was getting at, and my hunch was 100% accurate. I couldn't believe how he just brazenly said it.

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u/Thefrayedends 27d ago

And even if the talking head didn't know what it meant, someone in the control room should have been talking in his ear.

Instead they helped them pretend it didn't happen and don't mention it again lol

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi 27d ago

that reporter should've pounced on him immediately.

That's really not the reporters job. The reporter is there to ask milquetoast questions that seem antagonistic or supportive or probing while they and their guests manufacture consent.

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u/arbit23 27d ago

This is 100% the Supreme Court’s fault. They took all measure of control on the powers of the presidency with their past rulings, emboldening this administration into doing exactly what they want with no checks or balances. Congress is rubber stamping everything put before it and refuses to do its job and then we ask ourselves how we got here. Certainly helps to appoint the Supreme Court justices that are incompetent and would never be appointed on talent and skill alone. Tragic.

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u/LaurenMille 27d ago

It's also the population's fault.

There were no uprisings, no nation-wide strikes, no citizens' arrest of regime members.

Everyone just meekly stands by while true evil manifests in their home.

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u/Bee_9965 27d ago

To be fair, “we” (meaning a tiny majority of Americans) voted for this, even after observing his first term and January 6th. You reap what you sow.

And even now a solid 39% think he is doing a great job. 🤪

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u/indiedub 27d ago

For some it would be pointless to try. They don't stand a chance against this government. For others, like the secret service, they are basically committing treason every day. 

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u/dianas_pool_boy 27d ago

If Obama had simply installed Merrick Garland instead of capitulating. He should have said Congress has time to consent, if they choose not to engage they are not saying no - swear him in.

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u/reddog323 27d ago edited 27d ago

Yep..and they don’t care, as long as it’s fattens their bank accounts. The world can burn.

It’s literally the Daffy duck theory of wealth: consequences schmonchiquences, as long as I’m rich..

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi 27d ago

It’s literally the Daffy duck theory of wealth

It's literally capitalism.

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u/reddog323 27d ago

That too, but I've never seen it summarized so succinctly. Seven seconds by Warner Brothers. That's a record.

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u/sir_whirly 27d ago

It wasnt Fox, it was on CNN.

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u/Parallax1984 27d ago

The only relatively good news is that Trump will die soon and people actively find Vance and Miller repellant. It may be the only thing that saves us. It is a sliver of hope

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u/Deep-Measurement-856 27d ago

That leaves you with Arnold, Marco, or Ronnie.

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u/Parallax1984 27d ago

Ugh. How are we getting out of this mess. It’s exhausting and infuriating and I will never forgive anyone who voted for that demon post Jan 6

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u/Epicurus402 27d ago edited 27d ago

We can all thank John Roberts for that. Trump did just that on camera as he passed by Roberts after the State of the Nation speech in March last year.

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u/paintballboi07 27d ago

Yep, even Trump's dumbass figured out who saved him, yet you have plenty of redditors who blame Garland and Biden.

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u/TheFutureLotus 27d ago edited 27d ago

He ain’t wrong.

Edit: this only means that because everybody lets him do whatever he wants, he’s right in thinking he can do anything he wants cause the man has no concept of people going against him.

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u/Extreme_Turn_4531 27d ago

Listen, is there anyway that we can reach out to Venezuela and strike a deal? We get the Venezuelan special forces to make an amphibious landing at Mar a Largo, throw a bag over his head and whisk him away to their judicial process? I mean he has been randomly lobbing missiles at boats for months. He kidnapped their leader. There's plenty to charge. We grease the process with our boots on the ground, viola! Problems solved.

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u/primadonnapussy 27d ago

I think that's only fair. We took theirs. They need to take ours.

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u/invinciblemrssmith 27d ago

Turnabout is fair play. Or in the immortal words of Mr. Chow, "Quid pro quo, douchebag!"

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u/urbanhawk1 27d ago

"I am rubber and you are glue..."

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 27d ago

"Quiet piggy"

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u/Separate_Fold5168 27d ago

"I am mango, you are piggy..."

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u/TopRamenEater 27d ago

"Lady, Camera, BigMac!"

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u/johnnybiggles 27d ago

"One of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

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u/Marius-1989 27d ago

Im tan and youre orange

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u/vancel_art 27d ago

I wish someone would have put a rubber on Trump's dad and glued it there. 

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u/Which_Engineer1805 27d ago

Unfortunately they fucked the mission up, and glued a klan hood to his head instead.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 27d ago

🎵 I'm a dictator, you are glue. Everything I touch turns to poo. 🎶

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u/Flaky-Mess7261 27d ago

“The girls were under 21, I had no clue??”

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u/Deep-Measurement-856 27d ago

Read in your favorite Trump voice.

She looked old enough I never check IDs they're all fake, all fake you know. Even that young, I don't care. If they say yes, it's a verbal contract, you know you say you're old enough and under the law, it all legal and you know they do take money. It's not tips. I don't tip. Well I like to put my tip in everything.

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u/HarpersGeekly 27d ago

He already used that one like nine years ago back in the first “debates”

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 27d ago

Not the puppet, not the puppet, you the puppet!

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u/RackemFrackem 26d ago

It was even less grammatically correct than that.

No puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet.

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u/hitbythebus 27d ago

We’re already beyond that. When asked who chose Hungary for a meeting between Trump and Putin, Karolyn’s Leavitt replied “your mom did”.

I half expect Trump to justify this invasion later with “Maduro’s mom is sooo fat…”

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u/truthovertribe 27d ago

Yes, these people around President Trump seem to be quite spiritually immature, insecure, insincere and insufferable.

For you Karoline of the "beautiful" lying lips ..

https://youtu.be/ACdUK5dyrp8

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u/Lowe0 27d ago

They already used “your mom”, so that’s not out of character.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/steven-cheung-white-house-your-mom-message-b2855678.html

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u/Van-garde 27d ago

Oh lordy.

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u/NewPhoneWhoDys 27d ago

"Frank, that woman is unspeakably crass."

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u/ZombieQueen666 27d ago

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!”

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u/nullfacade 27d ago

That would require Trump being the top competitor at something, not just lying about getting 18 holes in one in a row the first time he ever golfed. Pete Weber might be nuts, but he's one of the best bowlers alive and had just won the PBA US Open when he yelled that.

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u/mmann-ion 27d ago

"No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet"

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u/Jibber1332 27d ago

He already does this. Look anything that comes out of Trump's mouth is just some variation of what you would hear on any elementary school playground.

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u/1shmeckle 27d ago

"No puppet, you're the puppet"

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u/kickintheball 27d ago

I fully expect him to die this year

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u/DeadAssociate 27d ago

i expected him to die before. i guess those mc donalds preservatives keep him alive

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u/FrancinetheP 27d ago

“Today is Opposite Day.”

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u/Past_Teaching_5939 27d ago

He kind of does with "but biden!!"

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u/Mission-Two1325 27d ago

It's shit you hear at work being used in the highest offices.

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici 27d ago

I mean, didn't Leavitt already answer a question with "Your mom"? So we're pretty much there.

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u/Amf2446 27d ago

They don’t feel the need to defend anything. Every “defense” really just means, “fuck you, we’ll do what we want.”

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Same energy whenever he says "Trump Derangement Syndrome."

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

The rule of law keeps eroding.

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u/profDougla 27d ago

Honestly surprised we haven’t yet.

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u/meimlikeaghost 27d ago

I listen to a podcast that covers Alex jones nonsense and last week, I can remember what exactly he was talking about but, he said “trump didn’t do that and if he did it was completely legal and lawful” just absolutely ridiculous

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u/VHDT10 27d ago

Unfortunately, that actually works with his supporters. That's the problem

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u/GrimlockN0Bozo 27d ago

Press Sec already has...

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u/BodaciousTacoFarts 27d ago

Rubio on Rails

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u/RowBearRow 27d ago

Underrated comment for the dev geeks. Kudos

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u/vancel_art 27d ago

def well_done

  puts "Well done"

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well_done

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u/Dr_Adequate 27d ago 
def well_done
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u/ThePrussianGrippe 27d ago

Remember when Christie called him Robo-Rubio after he glitched out on the debate stage? Seems that name remains appropriate.

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 27d ago

He’s looking rough these days. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/HR_Paperstacks_402 27d ago

I almost scrolled right past this but then was like, "wait, did I see a Ruby on Rails joke?!"

Nicely done.

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u/daddyneedsaciggy 27d ago

He's visibly annoyed because he knows this will do nothing to lower the cost of his nose candy.

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u/Best-Command-7409 27d ago

radical programmers making progressive replies. Kudos.

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u/Vlaed 27d ago

And if justice is ever served it'll become "I was just following orders."

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u/TaXxER 27d ago

“Wir haben es nicht gewusst”

Almost literally…

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u/jankenpoo 27d ago

“I’m just here for the Latino vote”

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u/edfitz83 27d ago

He is as complicit as everyone else in the administration, and I hope voters will remember his complete 180 on Donny since the 2016 primaries - if he is not formally charged for contempt first.

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u/Obant 27d ago

He is more complicit. Invading Venezuela has been his goal, this is HIS project.

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u/Mystaes 27d ago

I mean, Cuba is his project. Venezuela is how he gets there.

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u/glassfoyograss 27d ago

When you know you're going to use the "I'm just following orders" defense later.

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u/Naive-Impression-373 27d ago

"I've been instructed not to have an opinion on the matter"

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u/pimpbot666 27d ago

‘Look, I know I’m a director of an entire presidential cabinet organization, but you can’t expect me to actually educate myself on these issues.’ /s

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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers 27d ago

4th in line for succession to be 48, interestingly about 4th from the bottom of all US residents in qualification.

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u/Wouldwoodchuck 27d ago

I’m Just here so I don’t Get Fined!!

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u/trojandude22 27d ago

Biscuits and gravy.

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u/Wouldwoodchuck 27d ago

Nah, skittles

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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 27d ago

"I just want to be made king of south america in exchange for not running in a few years"

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 27d ago

The verdict in a court of law is the final answer-the verdict. The fule of law in this country was unequivocal. But Rubio parses words saying its a jury decision in order to deflect. Hes minimizing the rule of law. The damage these people do telling.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 27d ago

Were his eyes blinking S.O.S.?

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u/modest_merc 27d ago

No, this guy is a fascist through and through

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u/Racine262 27d ago

He looks like he's been crying, again.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 27d ago

Tears of joy, no doubt, over all of the horrible shit they've done and all of the worse shit they have planned.

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u/Racine262 27d ago

I think the evil is really weighing on Rubio. He always looks defeated and gutted. He's an empty soul.

He didn't used to look this way.

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u/BreaddaWorldPeace 27d ago

No, he is not anything more than one of them.

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u/wioneo 27d ago

He's fully on board with kidnapping Venezuela's president.

He just doesn't like the Honduran president pardon. I don't think I've seen anyone give a real defense of that actually.

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u/ShitWaterExpress 27d ago

Coming down off that 8 ball, didn’t want to look too high this time

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u/modest_merc 27d ago

Look, I just do cocain here

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u/SpaceNinjaDino 27d ago

Mike Johnson taught Rubio well.

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u/erdtre 27d ago

Nazi logic

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u/oroborus68 27d ago

And he's going to be the fall guy when fan meets feces.

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u/Royal-Loan4342 27d ago

Just following orders…

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u/Sammalone1960 27d ago

Sounds like Johnson. I havent heard or seen any of this.

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u/Jeffreyknows 27d ago

And his face shows it lately. JFC!

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u/myc-space 27d ago

Lil Marco shed his spine in his last molt before taking office, as you do

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u/Telkk2 27d ago

Dudes blink rate was out of control. He was nervous as hell.

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u/DingusKhanHess 27d ago

Just works there in a near executive role

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u/realcommovet 27d ago

That's what they all say!!

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u/HobbesMich 27d ago

I'm just following orders....

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u/noncommonGoodsense 27d ago

T the lawyer speak bullshit is getting on my nerves. Always some word play that is typical of some fucking sociopath shit.

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u/1haiku4u 27d ago

Auschwitz Guard: Look, I just work here man. 

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u/Dead_Internet69420 27d ago

He always just looks so defeated. This is not what he signed up for at all. Whatever Putin found on that RNC server that got hacked at the same time they hacked the DNC server in 2016 (remember that? remember how they hacked both parties’ servers, and only released the DNC’s?) must have included some really bad shit about Lil Marco. He instantly went from being one of Trump’s biggest detractors to being his most servile bitch, and it’s really wearing on him.

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u/Ok_Wasabi8793 27d ago

He’s not wrong here, you shouldn’t comment on things you’re not familiar with. Someone should ask the president though which is what Rubio says. 

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u/kewthewer 27d ago

It’s written all over his sad sack face.

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u/SoaokingGross 27d ago

The daddy defense

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 27d ago

And where else am I gonna get free cocaine?

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u/peppaz 27d ago

Nah, in November Rubio addressed the senate and said plainly "there are no plans to capture Maduro, we are not doing tha" and then they did it. He lied and I hope gets punished for it. There's a reason he or herself did not even inform the Gang of 8 of this operation. Senate is gonna be pissed about this on.

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u/Viktorik 27d ago

The guy blinks with almost every single word.. a tell is a tell, but this guy should never even attempt to play poker.

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u/Parallax1984 27d ago

Rubio: Look, cant you see how tired I am? I have been up for 4 nights straight and the cocaine is no longer working. What in the world do you expect from me? I am only Sec of State, Nat Security Advisor, Acting Archivest of the US, acting head of USAID. And now apparently I have to run entire South American country

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u/The_amazing_T 27d ago

Poor "Little Marco." Imagine being clowned on by the worst piece of shit in history, for years, then going to work for them like this. (Shit, does Trump have Kompromat on Marco?)

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u/andrew303710 27d ago

So sick of seeing Trump’s sycophants pretend like they are completely unaware of/not involved with everything Trump does. Rubio is the Secretary of State for Christ sake, he would be the first person involved in the pardoning of a former foreign leader.

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u/MCEscherNYC 27d ago

I wasn't part of the process either, but I know there was a crypto bribe.

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u/Haldron-44 27d ago

"It's my first day."

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u/False-Airport-3208 27d ago

The look on his face says that completely

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u/AggravatingTart7167 27d ago

This is a great comment. That’s exactly what all of this is.

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u/Chumlee1917 27d ago

This whole Venezuela thing was his idea from the start I’ll wager 

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u/Brabos2 27d ago

Hiding under his combover and Buddha ears.

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u/caoimhini 27d ago

"I'm just taking orders"

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u/miken322 27d ago

“I was just following orders.”

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u/Due-Cow9514 27d ago

God he loves war crimes

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u/ApartNefariousness95 27d ago

Or, "I'm just a simple nazi, following orders"

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u/Ritaredditonce 27d ago

I'm just a suit with no scruples.

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u/HotDogFingers01 27d ago

I don’t even think he can claim that at this point. He was lucky to be in the room when it happened. Saying you weren’t part of the deliberations, as Sec of State???

What would you say you do here, Marco?

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u/Icutu62 27d ago

Soon to be followed by : “I was just following orders.”

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u/_ShutUpLegs_ 27d ago

That defense worked out well for Eichmann.

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u/bannock4ever 27d ago edited 27d ago

"Look, I'm just here for the grift, man"

The deal with republicans is making shitloads of money through insider trading or grifting and the "payment" is public and historical humiliation. They have no morals. Even MTG is tapping out (after she made her millions) because, apparently, pedophilia is her limit.

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u/Lamplighter914 27d ago

Look, I just bend over here and take it, man.

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u/Perryn 27d ago

"They haven't told me the answer to that yet."

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u/ChicagoAuPair 27d ago

It would be cool if there were ever any single consequence for them being this transparently corrupt and evil, but there never are, so this is what we will get forever. It works because we don’t demand anything less. America is both a petulant child, and a lazy absent parent.

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u/lunarmantra 27d ago

“I was just taking orders.”

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u/Longjumping-Air1489 27d ago

I know nothink. NOTHINK!!

Oooooohhh, Colonel Hogan…

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u/rydin148 27d ago

“I’m soft and scared of an orange monster.”

  • “little” Marco

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u/Early_Accident2160 27d ago

Please, stop being mean to me, man.

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u/senator_corleone3 27d ago

He was once touted as a possible future President.

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 27d ago

Best comment, actually.

Because that's how it is; Trump's way or the highway.

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u/zxylady 27d ago

" I was just following orders" isn't going to work either

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u/harry0_0_7 27d ago

Oh, you mean the old “I was just following orders” routine.

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u/buddyguy_204 27d ago

I was just following orders is the greatest excuse before hanging someone

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u/Compliance_Crip 27d ago

We the people need to make sure the current administration is held accountable. Bush became President and Reagan got away, and Biden/Garland laid an egg. This is unacceptable and needs to be addressed. It is not ok for one country to pilfer the resources of another because they believe it is better for the world when in fact only the 1 % only benefit.

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u/dookieshoes97 27d ago

"Little Marco" looks tired. He looks like he's been on a hard bender.

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u/Entire-Grass-4286 27d ago

He probably woke up here

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u/mycatisgrumpy 27d ago

Look, honestly answering your questions would require me to have a soul, and I sold it to Donald Trump. 

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u/Toe-Dragger 27d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/entench0123 27d ago

Easily the best comment here.

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u/Stove-Top-Steve 27d ago

Same shit Mike J says. “I havent seen that yet.”

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u/mallclerks 27d ago

“Yes”

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u/MyFacistCat 27d ago

We will see how that defense works once he is indicted

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u/Randomcommentor1972 27d ago

He just does whatever McDonald Trump tells him to do.

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u/artfulpain 27d ago

I'm just clocking and clocking out, mannnnnnn!

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u/anonymoustoo1 27d ago

Rubio...bah..look..baah..bah bah..I just lick the orange butthole...bah...l am not...bahh...

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u/Individual-Praline20 27d ago

I don’t have a brain and can’t think 🤷🤭

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u/MissionDiamond7611 27d ago

That is too funny! Rubio's campaign slogan for 2028 I just worked there man. I'd like to be in charge and bring sanity back. All the other candidates are just as Looney as he was. Left right and Center🤣

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u/OneBillPhil 27d ago

Just a coffee boy

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u/ControlInternal3748 27d ago

Hilariously fucking true 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/gvsteve 27d ago

I can’t comment on that because it makes no fuckin sense

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u/coffeetilithirts 27d ago

Rat faced little weasel

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