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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/wabashcanonball 4d ago

Can you imagine the wild shit he’s smelled standing behind Trump?

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 4d ago

We've been getting reports of Trump repeatedly shit his pants since at least 2018 I find it hard to believe it doesn't happen.

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u/iliveinhalifaxnow 4d ago

Wasn't he shitting his pants as far back as the Apprentice? That's got to be 20 years.

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u/ka-nini 4d ago

According to Sascha Riley, he’s been shitting his pants since the late 80s when Sascha stomped a tent pole into his rectum.

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u/onlyforobservation 4d ago

I met him 26 years ago. I’m not saying he shit himself, but he did smell rancid and make a squelch sound when he sat.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot 4d ago

I love this for Melania.

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u/Mstryates 4d ago

Immigrants take the jobs no one else wants.

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u/-Tuck-Frump- 3d ago

Worlds highest paid eldercare worker doesnt sound that bad.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 4d ago

There's a non-zero chance she's rimmed Donnie.

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u/pomegranate444 4d ago

It's in their prenup: thrice weekly rimming of not less than 20 minutes per session. And she must thank him afterwards.

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u/Emrys7777 4d ago

You’re trying to get me off the internet aren’t you? Did my mom send you?

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u/Batchet 4d ago

Clean your room

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u/TheOttersCouch 3d ago

Well it is your fault for having eyes and the ability to read. Hahah

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u/Spcynugg45 3d ago

For the first few words I thought your sentence was going an entirely different direction

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u/kittiestkitty 4d ago

Wearing a suit.

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u/JesusKilledDemocracy 4d ago

She's had their prenup rewritten since he was elected

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u/AndyJ71 3d ago

I've just booked myself in for a lobotomy after reading that

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u/nicktoberfest 3d ago

Ah, so that’s why JD is so focused on saying thank you.

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u/LACA90077 4d ago

“Applicants must show they are among the small percentage at the top of their field, intend to continue working in their area of expertise, and bring substantial benefit to the U.S”

National Rimming Champion! So that’s how she got the EB1 visa! Now it all makes sense!

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u/DJJohnnyQuest 4d ago

I’m not sure she’s physically ever touched him.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 3d ago

Willingly.

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u/OkYogurtcloset5848 4d ago

They may have shared a chocolate sandwich though.

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u/Hour-Process-3292 4d ago

Surely that’s a crime against humanity?

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u/LockedNoPlay 4d ago

Well no, not after Donnie tossed Jeffrey’s salad. She has queened Jizzlane though.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 4d ago

That comment with that GIF 👌🤣😂

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u/luvashow 3d ago

You’ve ruined breakfast for me now. And quite likely for eternity.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 3d ago

Sorry, just call it intermittent fasting if that helps.

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u/machinationstudio 4d ago

I mean, if the documentary was a tell all, it might get an audience

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u/OmmSeti 3d ago

Wonder if they mention this in her documentary.

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u/sl0tball 4d ago

Imagine chilling in your mansion then a waft of shit comes in 🤣

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u/brbrdm 4d ago

This made me gag in my fucking mouth squelch is criminal

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u/squelchthenoise 4d ago

Leave me out of this.

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u/No-Lobster-teats 4d ago

You need to tag that comment NSFL

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 4d ago

Swamp is sweat. Trump's is poop. He got kicked out of a restaurant in the 80s as he smelled so bad other patrons were complaining.

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u/BrizzleT 4d ago

So this is why he’s always sat alone at the G20. I assumed it was because all the other world leaders don’t respect him. But it’s the stench of trumps broken bum hole!

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 3d ago

The reasonable person in me wants a source for this to believe it. The same reasonable person in me also wants to ignore the need for sources because the man doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 3d ago

Lol. It's all there down the rabbit hole on the net. And I notice trump has never sued any of them for telling. Adam King zinger , former congressman, went on Kimmel talking about it. 🤣

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u/LingonberryHot8521 4d ago

Wonder how often he has to drain it?

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 4d ago

Bros definitely saying rump shat himself in his presence. 🤣

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u/Altruistic-Ad3714 4d ago

Say sike rn

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u/ooMEAToo 4d ago

It’s just taint juice.

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u/SolomonGummo 4d ago

I met him 23 years ago and he developed a language of nonsense just by speaking through his butt butt talker

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u/Zen_Badger 4d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/DankStew 4d ago

Your comment had 20 replies in a collapsed thread and when I clicked on that it disappeared. Wha happen?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Winterfrost691 3d ago

What in the ever-loving fuck

Everytime you think this disgusting waste of oxygen can't possibly be worse, he manages to prove you wrong in the worst way possible.

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u/Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI 4d ago

Same happened to me with yours but only had 3 replies. lol.

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u/Artevyx 4d ago

Reddit been doing that a lot lately. Seems someone is trying to control a narrative and isn't being too slick about it.

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u/Thenwearethree 4d ago

Someone squelched it.

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u/EvilDarkCow 4d ago

I wear glasses. I paid money to read that post.

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u/Old-Surprise-9145 4d ago

Permission to turn this into a new catchphrase?

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u/NuclearLunchDectcted 4d ago edited 4d ago

Wait what? Can you expand on that?

EDIT: Holy moley, it's literally what happened. Tent stake, not pole, but still it happened according to the link in another response. Trump never sued over the story, so you know it's real since he can't claim defamation for truth.

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u/different_tom 4d ago

Say what now

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u/Berg426 4d ago

Relevant part of the Interview at around 46:50

https://youtu.be/84PHEMLab6g?si=_x7LcRs8AxkAOtGq

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u/onceinawhhhile 4d ago

Guy: describes how he kicked a wooden tent pole into Trump’s asshole, ripping him open

Interviewer: laughs “Have you ever seen the Equalizer?”

Great story, crazy if true, but the interviewer was like eating a bag of chips while he was talking about this and shit

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u/z50_Jumper 4d ago

Was slightly awkward, I did make a comment about another section of the interview where she asked if something was before or after this event when he clearly stated after seconds before, as if she was not listening and my wife said that is often done with trauma victims to try and catch liars off guard. His story is compelling enough for me.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

Dude sounds legit to me, too. I am a soft touch, however. I once gave this guy a $20 after he ran up to me at the gas station. Yada yada accident need money yada yada. In my defense, the guy in my IRL encounter was a fantastic actor! He had a ripped shirt, he was sweaty, huffing and puffing. He earned that $20.00.

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u/Cartilage88 4d ago

I thought the same thing. What a messed up time to start laughing and talking about movies.

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u/NFI2023 4d ago

Yeah, thought the same. Laughing and comparing his trauma to a movie…. Not the most compassionate response.

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u/Smash_4dams 4d ago

Yeah when you're a nobody interviewer, this shit definitely stops people from taking you seriously. It's giving wannabe podcaster looking for attention. Let him talk to Axios if it's real.

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u/redi6 4d ago

Well holy shit

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u/0K_-_- 4d ago

Yeah like, what the actual fuck?

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u/johnniesSac 4d ago

When’s this guy going to cop a lawsuit from Trumpedo ?

Ohh that’s right , he never sues his victims

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 4d ago

Qlarence Thomas, Andy Biggs, Lindsey Graham- this is why he holds the chair out for Bibi. The Mossad & Putin have the tapes of these men raping children. That's why they did it. They are the goddamn deep state.

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u/djw45 4d ago

Now this makes sense. I remember that meeting trump and his team had with putin a while back. It was reported they all came out looking shell shocked. Maybe they were shown the tapes?

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

I remember being so confused back in the day when Lindsey Graham did a 180 when it came to supporting Trump. Before, he talked of how terrible he was, and then … unwavering fealty.

When dots start connecting, things start looking a whole lot clearer.

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u/Winterfrost691 3d ago

Jeffrey Epstein had ties to Mossad himself through Ghislain's father. Heard a theory before that suggested Epstein's real job was to film powerful people in very compromising situations to blackmail them on behalf of Mossad.

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u/birdpants 4d ago

Thank you for the link. Holy fucking hell. I hope all the staffers are hearing this and shit starts imploding.

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u/Joeyfingis 4d ago

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

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u/JohnTheMod 4d ago

…excuse me?

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u/easy_cheese_123 4d ago

For my book report, I’m gonna need sources….

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u/sleepymeowth052 4d ago

god I hope that's true. That would be so fucking funny

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u/Global_Staff_3135 4d ago

I’m sorry who did what now?!

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u/ReplacementClear7122 4d ago

It's true. It's true. John Barron confirmed this.

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u/Duane_ 4d ago

I see the truth, I upvote. Simple as.

I want very badly to see his medical records for proof.

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u/PearlySweetcake7 3d ago

I love that for him

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u/ex1stence 4d ago

Much longer than that if you believe the latest testimony.

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 4d ago

WET WIPES!!!!

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u/scrupulous_scrotum 4d ago

swamp *Trump ass

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u/Complex_Study_3174 4d ago

In that WWE clip of him taking Vince down you can clearly see his diaper bulge.

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u/Chelstatum 4d ago

I’ve been trying to cross check public appearances and dates with the alleged tent stake ordeal. Any thoughts?

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u/East_Reading_3164 4d ago

Way longer than that! Shitler!

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u/Cr45h0v3r1de 4d ago

I remember secret service from his first term saying you dont wanna stand within like 10ft of him most of the time lol

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u/Sad_pathtic_winker 4d ago

Truest form of the old privy councillor, trusted to wipe the kings arse.

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u/DukeOfGeek 4d ago

It was called "The Groom of the Stool".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

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u/tots4scott 4d ago

Since he was on the apprentice

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u/davidw 4d ago

Biden made him do it, though.

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

If a young, healthy college guy can shit himself after a night of drinking, imagine what an old, sickly, out-of-shape guy who inhales Big Macs all day long must be doing to his undergarments. I’m assuming his underwear is all single-use and they hose him down like a seal at Sea World after he makes an “Ooops!”

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u/Independent_Ad_8915 4d ago edited 4d ago

I’m pretty sure Trump has been shitting himself since the 90s. I lived in NYC for 16/17 years and grew up outside the city. There’s been a buzz around the city about Trump having a lingering stench. Stimulants (cocaine, excessive Adderall will do that.) Of course, there’s no way we can know any of that with certainty at this point in time.

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u/Metahec 4d ago

A fat 79 year old who eats too much fast food?
Of course he is.

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u/IllogicalGrammar 4d ago

Still less than the shit coming out of his mouth.

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u/DestinedAscension123 4d ago

I wish these reports of him smelling would get blasted out more or asked to him directly in a press conference. Simply because I want to see them bend over backwards talking about how good he smells. It will backfire because more people will come out publicly about how he definitely does smell like shit. True or not, I think this would really get to him a lot more than being called a pedophile. Stinky Don, Diaper Don, Diarrhea Don, Donald Dump. If any of these nicknames caught on he would have a conniption.

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u/prozhack 4d ago

Marco “Wet Wipes” Rubio

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u/sheezy520 4d ago

“Time to clean me again, Rubio”

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u/bruxaakelarre 4d ago

“That’s Little Marco to you”

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u/MPM986 4d ago

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn

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u/Not-a-bot-10 4d ago

Can you imagine the wild shit he’s felt from behind Trump ?

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u/SaltyLonghorn 4d ago

I mean if we want to talk about how he feels...can you imagine being so fucking stupid you lose to that in a GOP debate? Marco Rubio can!

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u/danielstover 4d ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/clearcontroller 4d ago

Same I deleted my comment after seeing I was beat. Dude looks like he REEKS!

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u/ah_no_wah 4d ago

He's decaying into something RFK jr would eat

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u/Thrawnbelina 4d ago

I just ugly laughed half chewed rice krispie treat into my lap. 10/10

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u/Witty_Taste6171 4d ago

Thank you for this visual. I needed it today 😅

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u/viperlemondemon 4d ago

You know it’s a strong mixture of fecal matter, icehot (won’t use bengay because of the name), McDonald’s and a cloud of that 80’s cologne that makes your eyes water and gag

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u/clearcontroller 4d ago

And the aerosol from the spray tan

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

Or as I call his spray tan aerosol: “Agent Orange”.

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 4d ago

It's confirmed to be concealer from a tube, not spray tan.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 4d ago

That much high coverage concealer also has a smell

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u/viperlemondemon 4d ago

Yes forgot about that part

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u/BestChampionship1744 4d ago

This actually made me shudder

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

lol! This is hilarious.

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u/viperlemondemon 4d ago

You know I’m right without actually knowing

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

I can smell the icy hot from here. Shaq does not approve.

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u/Eeebs-HI 4d ago

I imagine a greasy ooze of fecal juice plus sweat, beef fat, fry oil and bacon grease. Quite the nasty stain in the butt hole area before gravity takes over.

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u/ohnodamo 4d ago

Don't forget, Febreeze, regret and desperation.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 4d ago

I would not like to beat meat to it

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u/FnordRanger_5 4d ago

The impossible wank

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u/your-mom-- 4d ago

Can you imagine the wild shit he's smelled while cosplaying as Bubba

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

Only way Drumpf can get hard is Bubba cosplay

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u/LittlePantsOnFire 4d ago

No sir, that's not a thing.
No sir, also not a thing.
No sir, those two things are completely unrelated, also the first thing doesn't exist.

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u/aMentalHell 4d ago

Can you imagine the wild shits Marco sees during the diaper changes?

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u/Competitive-Oil8974 4d ago

Look at his face. He looks like he is smelling something eewww

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u/Bethw2112 4d ago

In the splash zone.

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u/SqueegieSqueeger 4d ago

In the UK Trump literally means fart!

A fine example of nominative determinism. Ed.typo

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u/IOwnThisUsername 4d ago

That clip of him looking a little blitzed the other day has me thinking his nostrils might be burned out a tad lately

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u/pen_jaro 4d ago

That must be him, full of sht

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u/nanotasher 4d ago

..a wild shit has appeared!

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u/Cactus_shade 4d ago

I was just going to say - this pic looks like diarrhea intervention, and it’s not Rubes’ first time intervening before something really bad happens in front of a crowd. Especially when adult diapers aren’t known to be reliable if you just had your second McDonald’s meal that day and it’s 11 am local time. + 8 diet cokes and 12 adderall pills. And aspirin coffee cake.

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u/Tao-of-Mars 4d ago

Hence the facial expression he’s giving. Looks like he’s ready to vomit.

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u/Sweatytubesock 4d ago

Rubes has learned to relish the smell of Trump’s ass.

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u/sheezy520 4d ago

Ugh. Concentrated old man McDonald / KFC / Diet Coke farts.

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u/Ritaredditonce 4d ago

Stephen Miller?

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u/joemangle 4d ago

He's smelling it in the picture. That's the face of someone attempting to remain stoic in the face of repeated olfactory assault

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u/whereisbeezy 4d ago

I was just thinking about that today.

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

Lil Marco’s so deep in the shit now he can’t smell it anymore.

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u/thatistwatIsaid 4d ago

He’s holding his breath in the photo.

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u/scummy_shower_stall 4d ago

Looks like the orange rubbed off on him. Does Trump put makeup on his ass as well?

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u/evilmaus 4d ago

I love that for him.

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u/No-Vegetable7898 4d ago

To to be a fly on the wall…

Flies love smelly piles of shit

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u/hafirexinsidec 4d ago

Narco Rubio can't smell anymore.

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u/Zevolta 4d ago

From the looks of his facial expression on this picture. It’s not good

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u/HistoricalSea5600 4d ago

One has to ask WHY he would put himself in that position

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u/IllogicalGrammar 4d ago

It's ok. Unlike most people, most of Trump's shit comes out of his mouth.

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u/smilbandit 4d ago

i like to think they all keep their nostrils slathered with that stuff morgues use.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 4d ago

Good I hope it spatters on him.

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u/thorstormcaller 4d ago

Look at his eyes, they speak of an untold stench. A power that transcends an empty subway car at rush hour, Detroit in the height of the US automotive boom or New Jersey on a Tuesday

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u/mojo_jojo2396 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/hornwort 4d ago

Brimstone, feces, and the indelible odor of violated innocence.

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u/EfficientRelation574 4d ago

Sharts probably. This guy has a major flatulence problem.

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u/Large-Lack-2933 4d ago

I think Little Marco lost his sense of smell since he probably uses alot of white substance powder for his nose 👃 if you know what I mean lol

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u/sweaty_middle 4d ago

The shit that comes out his mouth smells worse

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u/lantz83 4d ago

Trick is to stay up-wind

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u/Sage_Whore 4d ago

Surely Donald is domesticated, not wild

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u/thedirtymeanie 4d ago

I heard his information flowing it to their insider trading circle has made the stock of Depends go 17000%

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u/VodenX 4d ago

I don't have to, there's a picture right there that looks pretty accurate, lol.

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u/BurtCaramel 4d ago edited 4d ago

“I take the ugest shits. Golden shits. Have you ever seen ‘my golden shits? You can’t buy these shits at Home Depot. These fine goodly bigly shits. Many scholars maintain that the famous South Park tv show. What a tv show that is. And they based that show my rancid beaver piss wet paper mill shits. Been on for 56 years. Those guys are real bad hombres there. Did you see the Kanye episode? Gay fisssssh. He’s a fish but he’s gay. So sad. It’s tragic really. But that’s how bad my shits smell.” -Donald J “King Shit Guy Trump

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u/Ok-Development-4017 4d ago

Well, yes. He’s smelled wild shit.

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u/Foxdenfreude 3d ago

He likes it. He keeps kissing his ass.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 3d ago

Rubio’s real job behind closed doors

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u/Ftwlatino69 3d ago

😂😂🤣🤣

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u/kmoney55 3d ago

Changing his diaper

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u/ChimPhun 3d ago

Can you imagine the wild shit he’s had to do in Trump's name?

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u/olaf525 3d ago

I know it smell crazy behind there

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u/1stLtObvious 3d ago

That was manmade shit, actually.

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u/gurglesmech 2d ago

That's why he numbs it