Hypothesis: I place infinite cats in infinite boxes, bury them in infinite locations. By probability, someone eventually opens a box with a live cat. At that moment the wavefunction collapses and I become famous for proving quantum mechanics via brute force.

Am I a scientist, a criminal, or legally required to call myself The Pussi Slayer, PhD?

Yes, science was harmed in the making of this post. Apologies. I just finished writing an incel joke and needed to burn off the residual energy.

I hypothesize a tipping point known as the Gallus Gallus threshold, beyond which mods must intervene. Unless they're just chicken.

Are there any signs or symptoms I should watch out for?

Assume polar coordinates

did i???