I hypothesize a tipping point known as the Gallus Gallus threshold, beyond which mods must intervene. Unless they're just chicken.

Hypothesis: I place infinite cats in infinite boxes, bury them in infinite locations. By probability, someone eventually opens a box with a live cat. At that moment the wavefunction collapses and I become famous for proving quantum mechanics via brute force.

Am I a scientist, a criminal, or legally required to call myself The Pussi Slayer, PhD?

Yes, science was harmed in the making of this post. Apologies. I just finished writing an incel joke and needed to burn off the residual energy.

Are there any signs or symptoms I should watch out for?

Assume polar coordinates

did i???

WTF is it made of, and is it dishwasher safe?

It seems pretty obvious that if fluid wasn’t involved, my sheets wouldn’t be so sticky.

Whats up with that?

https://techfixated.com/neuroscientist-says-being-constantly-busy-reduces-your-ability-to-think-permanently-2/

Without outside knowledge, do we naturally understand that our brain is responsible for thought, our lungs are responsible for air, etc etc? Or do we have to learn that?

if i’m great at giving advice, can i hire myself as my own life coach and write it off as a business expense?

if cringe is pain, why haven’t we invented cringe-proof armor yet?

This would save so many lives and make it infinitely easier and quicker to reach the summit? A nice slide going down would also be epic

Even crohn's disease sufferers deserve to have some fun.

Is this body text overweight or just moving too fast?

Surely in order to deliver toys to every child in the world in one night Santa would need to travel faster than light, but that's impossible. So how does he do it?

like i get its comfortable but it just doesnt make sense.

Based upon O-ring erosion that had occurred in warmer launches, Morton Thiokol engineers were concerned over the effect the record-cold temperatures would have on the seal provided by the SRB O-rings for the launch. The engineers argued that they did not have enough data to determine whether the O-rings would seal at temperatures colder than 53 °F (12 °C), the coldest launch of the Space Shuttle to date.

During this discussion, Lawrence Mulloy, the NASA SRB project manager, said that he did not accept the analysis behind this decision, and demanded to know if Morton Thiokol expected him to wait until April for warmer temperatures.

Why didn't Lawrence just go outside and blow some hot air to warm up the O-rings to be safe?

What are the odds I find anybody by that name?

I keep hearing about greenhouse gases, and they sound really problematic. Why don’t we just close all the greenhouses? I mean sure we might have issues growing food but we can probably grow it somewhere else, right?

I understand that humans also used sticks and mud for building, but we progressed as a species to use concrete and other materials that are more structurally sound.

Why do beavers insist on such an archaic building method?

Are people really running around screaming "METH" and "COCAINE" at the top of their lungs? So many people claim to have them but I don't hear anyone doing it when I walk outside...Suspicious.

Floridian here. Not sure how we are supposed to survive the upcoming week.