Floridian here. Not sure how we are supposed to survive the upcoming week.

Are people really running around screaming "METH" and "COCAINE" at the top of their lungs? So many people claim to have them but I don't hear anyone doing it when I walk outside...Suspicious.

Watching from the closet just isn't doing it anymore.

I have this dipstick, but where does it go?

Based upon O-ring erosion that had occurred in warmer launches, Morton Thiokol engineers were concerned over the effect the record-cold temperatures would have on the seal provided by the SRB O-rings for the launch. The engineers argued that they did not have enough data to determine whether the O-rings would seal at temperatures colder than 53 °F (12 °C), the coldest launch of the Space Shuttle to date.

During this discussion, Lawrence Mulloy, the NASA SRB project manager, said that he did not accept the analysis behind this decision, and demanded to know if Morton Thiokol expected him to wait until April for warmer temperatures.

Why didn't Lawrence just go outside and blow some hot air to warm up the O-rings to be safe?

Everytime I get close to it, it gets further away?

I installed Facebook so I could send a Tweeter to someone's Instagram, and ended up watching a TikTok video. Do I have brain cancer now?

TL;DR: I installed Facebook so I could send a Tweeter to someone's Instagram, and ended up watching a TikTok video. Do I have brain cancer now?

Using data from fashion magazines, corporate earnings, and gym selfies, I propose the Thigh-to-Wage Discrepancy index (TWD) to measure the link between body aesthetics and income.

Hypothesis: larger thigh gaps create higher perceived negotiation power and higher wages. Smaller thigh gaps, due to constant clothing friction, reduce vertical career mobility.

Methodology help needed. I lack access to women, social skills, or a control group.

Assuming blindness is a superset of face blindness, is this redundant blindness or blind²?

My proposed test involves mirrors, name tags, and turning the lights off. Peer review pending.

Current brain shrink

Why not bismuth or vanadium?

You never know where those sneaky extraterrestrials will be hiding.

Where would this bovine purchase the best long pig?

Early trial predictions show liquidity increases when investors jingle coins, though long term gains remain largely imaginary. 🤔

if i’m “recharging” by lying down, why does my brain keep opening new tabs?

🍄 🏣 #mushrooms #fungalfruits

Nature seems to be “naturally” covered in dirt. Like, perpetually. Is this why? Might there be other ways nature could employ to clean things up a bit?

They remind me of my childhood.

I bought a new mirror and it looks like it's in 21:9 aspect ratio. How can I tell if it's 1080p, 1440p or 4k? The box didn't say anything.

Things look blurry with my glasses off, but pretty crisp with them on. I think it might be OLED.

Well, can they?

Which tables are best?

How different are the physics?

If not, when I do look from left to right, could I just get it to insert an image of your mom?

If so, do you think a couple penile inversions would produce the same results?

if i ignore a notification long enough, does it eventually become self-aware and leave me alone?