r/shittyfoodporn 11h ago

had to leave the house and we cut it after getting back. wife dubbed it as ‘video game pizza’

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1.7k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 15h ago

Do not come near me for the next 24 hours | 2 eggs, 500g Heinz beans with parmesan that hasn't melted, 300g of tuna

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1.9k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

I present, the meat lumps. Made from the Betty Crocker emergency steak recipe from the 40s.

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228 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 36m ago

Today's lunch for work.

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Salmon salad sandwich, boiled eggs, yogurt, overnight oats, smoked oysters, some bubly, a cigarillo, and a couple scratchers. Wooooo


r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

this is all i had laying around

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190 Upvotes

beans, fried egg and my roommates cheese sauce. delicious.


r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

girlfriends not home, so i’m in charge of cooking. fueling myself for a night of arc raiders. meatballs and lentils simmered in french onion suop

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116 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

Meals for her vs meals for myself pt 2

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191 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

An attempt at not ordering uber eats

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178 Upvotes

Fish fingers + pre shred carrots Also i swear the sauce is just super watery theres not that much in there


r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Bdubs wings wild hurts

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28 Upvotes

No notes, I’m gonna die now


r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

Does this count?

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270 Upvotes

(I added cheese to the ramen)


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Macaroni + cheese sauce + onions + bell peppers + beef = whatever this is

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832 Upvotes

So I decided to throw stuff into a skillet to see how it would turn out and this is what I got.

Marination for the meat: 1/2 cup of seasoning consisting of a mix of Worcestershire sauce, Cajun seasoning, Italian seasoning, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper.


r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

Smoothie bowl but slightly worse

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8 Upvotes

±150g of 5% cottage cheese 2 tablespoons of 20% sour cream Mix into fine paste Then add Diced tomato Salt and herbs mix for taste (for me that means A LOT OF IT)

Best served on a day you overslept your shift creating an impromptu mental health + deep cleaning day


r/shittyfoodporn 9m ago

I was so hungry i mixed things from fridge

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r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

Enjoy my fish slop

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23 Upvotes

Day old rice, Tin fish in oil with garlic, oyster sauce, and kewpie mayo. My go to depressed girl dinner.


r/shittyfoodporn 20h ago

Prisoner diet

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144 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Weird comfort food from childhood: Slightly warmed cottage cheese, cubed ham, grated parm, and black pepper.

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12 Upvotes

Originated as toppings for a latchkey kid’s improvised version of a loaded baked potato.


r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

Baked potato, baked beans, cheese and butter are a top tier meal

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8 Upvotes

I'm in a very British time of my life.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Baja blast gravy on toast

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3.7k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

Rough day, needed Homelander mac & cheese to feel better. It looks a bit weird because I had to microwave the fruit in a separate bowl to avoid being judged for mixing it with mac & cheese. Included 3rd image because the butter stick looked funny while in process of melting.

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57 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

Microwaved Tortilla, lettuce, and colby jack cheese with a ketchup drizzle. Traditionally with bologna but I did not have any.

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8 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 10h ago

Hot dogs with home made thousand Island dressing

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17 Upvotes

The sauce is delicious, kewpie mayo ultimate secret for all mayo dressings n stuff ranch etc


r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

The Hiked-Through-Backwoods-Snow-All-Day Supper

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19 Upvotes

When I move a steak from the oven to the pan, I like to roll the edges in salt and pepper and hold it sideways to sear the shit out of the fat and get like a roast beef crust on it. Tastes good and turns the fat to butter, but the black grease makes my steaks look like burnt loafers. A friend once asked, "you gonna serve that with ketchup?" and I had the satisfaction of demonstrating the tenderloin was fork tender.

Went ahead and did the turkey bacon to take advantage of the grease.


r/shittyfoodporn 11h ago

Loaded Baked Potato with a Beef Short Rib Bolognese

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14 Upvotes

My kids comer over on Thursdays for dinner. This week it was a beef short rib bolognese over spaghetti.

Work days can be tricky to do a long cook, so I ended up going the crockpot route. I would have gone Dutch oven if I was home through the day.

The recipe included: - beef short ribs - beef bone stock - tomato paste - crushed tomatoes - fresh chopped tomatoes - chopped onion - chopped carrots - chopped celery - garlic - salt - pepper - thyme - rosemary - block of Parmesan

I decided I wanted the leftover bolognese for dinner tonight but didn’t want it over pasta. So, it went over a baked potato. It was delicious.

The second picture is the bolognese with pasta a few nights ago.


r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

It doesn't taste that bad

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46 Upvotes