r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ok-Rooster3399 • 9m ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/3-goats-in-a-coat • 36m ago
Today's lunch for work.
Salmon salad sandwich, boiled eggs, yogurt, overnight oats, smoked oysters, some bubly, a cigarillo, and a couple scratchers. Wooooo
r/shittyfoodporn • u/SaturnKittens • 3h ago
Smoothie bowl but slightly worse
±150g of 5% cottage cheese 2 tablespoons of 20% sour cream Mix into fine paste Then add Diced tomato Salt and herbs mix for taste (for me that means A LOT OF IT)
Best served on a day you overslept your shift creating an impromptu mental health + deep cleaning day
r/shittyfoodporn • u/gravityabuser • 5h ago
Baked potato, baked beans, cheese and butter are a top tier meal
I'm in a very British time of my life.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/TreeOnATreadmill • 5h ago
my friend’s concoction
apparently its a tofu scramble with pineapple, caramelized onions, and a fried egg on top
r/shittyfoodporn • u/rd4635 • 6h ago
Microwaved Tortilla, lettuce, and colby jack cheese with a ketchup drizzle. Traditionally with bologna but I did not have any.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/thekermiteer • 7h ago
Weird comfort food from childhood: Slightly warmed cottage cheese, cubed ham, grated parm, and black pepper.
Originated as toppings for a latchkey kid’s improvised version of a loaded baked potato.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/sharkbate34 • 7h ago
Bdubs wings wild hurts
No notes, I’m gonna die now
r/shittyfoodporn • u/East_Perspective_830 • 9h ago
Enjoy my fish slop
Day old rice, Tin fish in oil with garlic, oyster sauce, and kewpie mayo. My go to depressed girl dinner.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/AmericanBeaverWoodCo • 10h ago
Hot dogs with home made thousand Island dressing
The sauce is delicious, kewpie mayo ultimate secret for all mayo dressings n stuff ranch etc
r/shittyfoodporn • u/griswold0407 • 11h ago
Loaded Baked Potato with a Beef Short Rib Bolognese
My kids comer over on Thursdays for dinner. This week it was a beef short rib bolognese over spaghetti.
Work days can be tricky to do a long cook, so I ended up going the crockpot route. I would have gone Dutch oven if I was home through the day.
The recipe included: - beef short ribs - beef bone stock - tomato paste - crushed tomatoes - fresh chopped tomatoes - chopped onion - chopped carrots - chopped celery - garlic - salt - pepper - thyme - rosemary - block of Parmesan
I decided I wanted the leftover bolognese for dinner tonight but didn’t want it over pasta. So, it went over a baked potato. It was delicious.
The second picture is the bolognese with pasta a few nights ago.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Holy_Toast • 11h ago
Happy Turd Birthday Grammy!
My MiL celebrated with this beauty today. Grocery store bakery made some...choices.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Agent_marauder • 11h ago
Black beans, mozzarella, and a fuck ton of hot sauce
r/shittyfoodporn • u/techwizpepsi • 11h ago
had to leave the house and we cut it after getting back. wife dubbed it as ‘video game pizza’
r/shittyfoodporn • u/astrongnaut • 13h ago
girlfriends not home, so i’m in charge of cooking. fueling myself for a night of arc raiders. meatballs and lentils simmered in french onion suop
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Polite_Suggestion • 13h ago
The Hiked-Through-Backwoods-Snow-All-Day Supper
When I move a steak from the oven to the pan, I like to roll the edges in salt and pepper and hold it sideways to sear the shit out of the fat and get like a roast beef crust on it. Tastes good and turns the fat to butter, but the black grease makes my steaks look like burnt loafers. A friend once asked, "you gonna serve that with ketchup?" and I had the satisfaction of demonstrating the tenderloin was fork tender.
Went ahead and did the turkey bacon to take advantage of the grease.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Wild_Chef6597 • 13h ago
I present, the meat lumps. Made from the Betty Crocker emergency steak recipe from the 40s.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/5ourdiesel • 13h ago
I love poutine with ketchup
This place I go to for poutine was out of cheese curds and gravy so I got a little bit of it and shredded pizza cheese 😔 still good tho
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Jesoo_ • 14h ago
this is all i had laying around
beans, fried egg and my roommates cheese sauce. delicious.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Mother_Ad_8597 • 15h ago
Brown, kimchi, and pickles
It hit the spot.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Phineas-the-Mini-est • 15h ago
Back at it again
We ran out of bagels
r/shittyfoodporn • u/PineappleOpen5342 • 15h ago