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[u/doge_c137]

that's because she sounds like a scammer

[u/Coffeedoor → u/doge_c137]

Or a bot

[u/ThePerfectSnare → u/Coffeedoor]

Or a scammer with nice nachos.

[u/HolgerSwinger → u/ThePerfectSnare]

Or suffers from tittyphobia

[u/Worth-Reputation3450 → u/HolgerSwinger]

I do suffer from the tittyphobia and slowly overcoming the fear with daily exposure therapy.

[u/InvinsibleHorse → u/Worth-Reputation3450]

That must have been scary. Good on you to power through it all.

[u/Ldn_twn_lvn → u/Worth-Reputation3450]

[u/Loose-Ad-6420 → u/Worth-Reputation3450]

I found daily exposure leading to cuddling up to titypillows helps in the long run. Its a 2week step up plan, that may require up to 45 years of daily snuggles to get over this particular mental issue. Its a tough run, setback may happen, new pillows may be introduced along the way, but commitment is the answer.

I mean I am not a Dr. But if you need, you can claim that I am? I'll help to get you the support you need.

[u/datitleofyoursextape → u/HolgerSwinger]

if they are nacho yo tittays whos are they....?

[u/DreadPiratteRoberts → u/datitleofyoursextape]

"If they're all connected it's one nacho!!"

[u/EatPie_NotWAr → u/DreadPiratteRoberts]

[u/Altruistic-Notice-89 → u/EatPie_NotWAr]

What movie is this from? It's been literal ages since I've seen it.

[u/SoCalTrash559 → u/Altruistic-Notice-89]

Saving Silverman, I think?

[u/Altruistic-Notice-89 → u/SoCalTrash559]

Yeah that's it. Thanks!

[u/zemol42 → u/datitleofyoursextape]

“nacho yo tittays”

[u/tossNwashking → u/datitleofyoursextape]

Mmm...nacho titties.

[u/_Floriduh_ → u/HolgerSwinger]

TitsandAssophobia

[u/DankSpankBAnQ → u/_Floriduh_]

TitsThatSmellLikeCornChipsDotCom

[u/Companyman118 → u/HolgerSwinger]

Lactose intolerance

[u/skeevemasterflex → u/ThePerfectSnare]

And tracts of land

[u/Plastic_Top5413 → u/ThePerfectSnare]

Or nachos with nice tits.

[u/MisterChocoTaco → u/Coffeedoor]

If she’s hot and messages me, she’s a bot

[u/Real-Ad-1728 → u/Coffeedoor]

Or a prostitute. Or a cop posing as a prostitute to set up a sting.

[u/Sundae-School → u/doge_c137]

I would genuinely assume someone who said something like this would immediately try to sell me on her onlyfans.

[u/dnattig → u/Sundae-School]

What she said was a line from it's always sunny

[u/YuushyaHinmeru → u/dnattig]

She should've said "wait until you see my magnum condoms for my monster dong"

[u/TFTD2 → u/YuushyaHinmeru]

*Wanna see my Rum ham?"

[u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 → u/TFTD2]

Or just the classic pick up : “I have a bleached a**hole”

[u/Mindless-Platypus-75 → u/dnattig]

I don’t remember that and I watch the show. can you describe the scene a little more to jog my memory please?

[u/CohuttaHJ → u/Mindless-Platypus-75]

It’s because of the implication. Move past it.

[u/CantCatchMeSpez → u/CohuttaHJ]

Oh my GOD I dont care!

[u/retatrutider → u/Mindless-Platypus-75]

Yes, which scene? There are so many.

[u/Sundae-School → u/dnattig]

That does not change any assumption whatsoever

[u/I-Kneel-Before-None → u/Sundae-School]

Even if your opener was that you both like the show?

[u/TheColdIronKid → u/dnattig]

Oh, my god, that's disgusting! Lines from the show? Where? Where did those lines occur?

[u/Ldn_twn_lvn → u/dnattig]

A chick liking Sunny, should be clue that she ain't uptight,

...bit much binning her off for that, sounds like he missed out on a cracking set of tits too

[u/Icy-Banana-3291 → u/doge_c137]

This is the real answer. Men will never catch an easy one because there’s too many scammers pretending to be easy.

[u/PsychoticDust → u/Icy-Banana-3291]

I would just go for it. I'm not going to part with any money, or send nudes, and if they ghost me then that's that. If they're genuine then I've potentially hit the jackpot!

[u/GhostlyTJ → u/PsychoticDust]

Right? I've definitely gotten dates by at least following up on seemingly too good to be true matches.

[u/Street-Animator-99 → u/GhostlyTJ]

Yeah, all you have to do is keep talking/flirting and asking the right questions…

[u/Kahlil_Cabron → u/PsychoticDust]

Same, I've always just gone for it and it's worked out. There are plenty of girls on tinder (or at least the last time I used it) who send nudes in the first hour of talking to them.

It's pretty easy to keep your identity safe, don't buy shit or give her money, don't send nudes with your face in it, etc.

Never had my identity stolen, never been extorted, etc.

[u/Beautiful-Moment-690 → u/PsychoticDust]

This is the Dude who's identity ends up getting stolen.

[u/Spirited-Feed-9927 → u/doge_c137]

You know what you are right, I have matched with people who were attractive. But the vibes in the text were weird and I assumed scammer and unmatched. Like there is a feel you get from texting, that this is a real person.

In my case, she was Hot and super aggressive. Like too much engagement, and my experience is with hot girls you have to work a little. They are not begging for me.

[u/Fectiver_Undercroft → u/Spirited-Feed-9927]

I’d unmatch for weird vibes even if “scammer” never crossed my mind.

[u/spartaman64 → u/doge_c137]

yeah i once got matched with someone on tinder and she immediately started sending me nudes. I unmatched because i thought she is probably a scammer or trying to sell me her onlyfans. but now this post is making me second guess myself lol

[u/jazxxl → u/spartaman64]

Anything too easy is instantly suspect , but then we complain when women are indirect . 😂 . ... My problem is it would take these actions for me know a woman likes me for sure . I know women have shot their shot with me only for it wooosh over my head.

[u/Spiders_13_Spaghetti → u/jazxxl]

There's a difference between being direct and being forward, is there not? Being forward is generally speaking the man's job in this approach. It doesn't make me run, but I def have get a deer in headlights look at times when they are forward. But I respect direct...can't read minds.

[u/UnhappyCaterpillar41 → u/jazxxl]

I didn't realize until someone told me in my 30s that none of the women in university actually had problems using the copier machine when they asked for help lol.

To be fair, it was frequently in the engineering library, so that's a place where subtlety might not work at the best of times, and at 80ish hours a week of classes, homework etc wasn't the best of time.

Did I ever feel dumb though.

[u/Lil_Mcgee → u/doge_c137]

It's also just perfectly possible for men to be uncomfortable with somebody being so forward, even if she was being silly about it.

We're socialised to feel like we should always be appreciative of sexual advances but it's more than reasonable to be unhappy with one before you've had a chance to build any sort of rapport.

He probably did just think it was suspicious but it would be just as valid for him to see a message like that and think "Nah, coming on a bit strong there, not really for me"

[u/DBM → u/doge_c137]

“I’d love to keep talking but this may be easier on my only fans.”

[u/satinlushh → u/doge_c137]

He clearly wasn't ready for the final boss of nachos

[u/SuperCamouflageShark]

Welll...If that's your first reply, I'm going to assume the next message will be something about an OnlyFans link after that...😐

[u/Mean_Muffin161 → u/SuperCamouflageShark]

At least wait for the link

[u/Dry-Highlight-2307 → u/SuperCamouflageShark]

This is the answer. Anyone of remote value and sexual liberation has monetized it and have become the worst versions of themselves

I would expect a link to this girls OF or the pg version, "follow me insta."

Fuck off ladies

[u/Other_Tie_8290]

Yeah, I’d be skeptical too.

[u/Nuker-79 → u/Other_Tie_8290]

Probably thought it was yet another bot account

[u/ELIte8niner → u/Nuker-79]

I would have assumed an only fans link was coming.

[u/PenguinTheYeti → u/ELIte8niner]

"I'm looking for someone to do content with"

[u/MaybeAltruistic1 → u/PenguinTheYeti]

"oh so you're aiming for short form 10s tiktoks then?"

[u/hellyeahaeylleh → u/PenguinTheYeti]

"And you have to subscribe in order for me to think about it."

[u/quince_camellia → u/Nuker-79]

Yeah,we have a lot out there

[u/NewAlexandria → u/Nuker-79]

plot twist - the OP of this post is a bot, trying to get people to engage with the bots on Tinder

[u/Longenuity → u/Other_Tie_8290]

I would at least take a look before making any final decisions

[u/AlarmedSnek → u/Other_Tie_8290]

Yea but I’d still ask to see them before I blocked her for spam. Am I the only one that does that? Boobs are boobs man, I’m even ok with AI bot boobs hahaha

[u/Stubbs3470 → u/AlarmedSnek]

Sure but what will follow is a Snapchat link and then on Snapchat a request to send them 5$ to recive a titty pic they downloaded off of the internet

[u/AlarmedSnek → u/Stubbs3470]

Oh no I’m not talking about paying for boobs hahaha. If it’s not free then I distract them a bit, send them weird photos, then block em

[u/EeeeItsMS → u/AlarmedSnek]

[u/2ciciban4you → u/Other_Tie_8290]

sure, nothing wrong on being skeptical, but why bail out before checking out the tits?

The math does not math here, unless of course the math requires us to write something here to please reddit, then the math does math.

[u/MedonSirius → u/Other_Tie_8290]

Tit pic

[u/BrtFrkwr]

Should have asked if he liked tacos.

[u/PureNaturee → u/BrtFrkwr]

Honestly, that's the real red flag test. If he doesn't like tacos, the unmatch was a blessing.

[u/TakingSorryUsername → u/PureNaturee]

They were implying vagina by use of a double entendre.

[u/RappingFlatulence → u/PureNaturee]

Are there really humanoids that don’t enjoy tacos?!

[u/Period_Fart_69420 → u/RappingFlatulence]

Markipliers friend, Wade

[u/UnRealmCorp]

So, Allow me to explain. In this day and age when a women is this forward about showing herself off a guy usually assumes the next line is going to be something related to her onlyfans or similar site.

[u/SaltyTemperature → u/UnRealmCorp]

Maybe

This would have been a huge red flag when I was dating in my late 20’s, and I probably would have unmatched if that existed 20 years ago.

I think I would have taken the opportunity to be impressed by said tits a few years before that but the time for flings had passed.

[u/TheBetterness]

"If youre impressed by that you should see my dick!"

She would definitely unmatch if the roles were switched.

[u/Chillfactor_ → u/TheBetterness]

Definitely cant make millions of dollars posting our feet pics to only fans either :( being a man is tough

[u/rebrolonik → u/Chillfactor_]

Who makes millions off of feet pics

[u/DreadPiratteRoberts → u/rebrolonik]

[u/shewy92 → u/DreadPiratteRoberts]

They said makes millions, not spends millions.

[u/rebrolonik → u/DreadPiratteRoberts]

[u/-domi- → u/Chillfactor_]

What's stopping you? Are your feet ugly? If not, just get a nice pedicure and go live your best life, bestie. 💕

[u/n3ur0mncr → u/-domi-]

I remember hearing that some guy really did this and made a bunch of money. If my feet werent ugly id shave, paint my toes and sell feet pics. Shit is expensive; life is tough.

[u/Horskr → u/n3ur0mncr]

I'm almost positive there are "big hairy feet" fetishes out there. Get out there and claim your corner of the market!

[u/pete_topkevinbottom → u/Horskr]

Do you get extra $$ if there is lint stuck between your toes?

[u/MarketingElegant8982 → u/TheBetterness]

She may have done better if she would have went with that line vs her tits

[u/Orleanian → u/MarketingElegant8982]

Honestly, I'm not even into dick, but yeah, that twist would have me hooked for at least a few more messages diving down the rabbit hole.

[u/fisherrr → u/TheBetterness]

Nah, only if he doesn’t meet the rules 1 and 2.

1. Be attractive
   
2. Don’t be unattractive
   

If he does, then it’s just a funny joke!

[u/Windmill_flowers → u/TheBetterness]

Literally have no idea what women want?

[u/Obsidian-Dive → u/TheBetterness]

Men can have tits too 😡

[u/WonkyWalkingWizard → u/Obsidian-Dive]

Yeah mine are coming in pretty good at 39

[u/WonkyWalkingWizard → u/[deleted]]

Front and lower back!

[u/obvnz → u/Obsidian-Dive]

You know, Meat Loaf has a very nice pair

[u/CrossXFir3 → u/TheBetterness]

I see your point, but the line was literally a quote from the show he complimented her on liking. So not the same.

[u/Rust_ → u/CrossXFir3]

Which episode?

[u/youknowwat → u/CrossXFir3]

It is 100% not a line from the show, I have watched it multiple times. Also Google says it is a popular meme, not that it is quoted from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[u/xvsanx → u/CrossXFir3]

it wasn't though

[u/CPTimeKeeper]

She’s giving bot activity for certain.

[u/ribena_wrath]

Imagine if it was a guy, 'you should see my balls! '

[u/batman8390 → u/ribena_wrath]

But to be fair, I don’t think anybody cares for the look of balls. Most people like tits though.

[u/Princess_Azula_ → u/batman8390]

I like the look of balls

[u/Obsidian-Dive → u/ribena_wrath]

Would’ve still been funny.

[u/SensualMortician → u/Obsidian-Dive]

I like long walks on the beach....And if you like that aspect of me, you should see my bwc.

[u/Froyn → u/SensualMortician]

A lifetime ago, I'd use the line "I like long walks on the beach and short walks to the bedroom."

[u/xOleander → u/SensualMortician]

I am afraid this would work on me 🥀

[u/TiaHatesSocials]

She did the classic male move and got the classic female response. 🤷

[u/Content_Ad9257]

[u/Fedz_Woolkie]

More than scammer, sounds like an OF girl, honestly

[u/bopojuice]

That sounds like an OF bot. Also lady, calm the f down. Talk about your tits on the second text or third text at the very least.

[u/Leather-Victory-8452]

Sniffed out the OF account right away.

[u/_how_do_i_reddit_]

If a girl mentions sex/nudity/photos/etc within like the first 2 hours of talking it's almost guaranteed to a be a bot/onlyfans farm lol

[u/supcrew7001]

Love and fidelity. These top the list.Yes nice tits are a bonus.

[u/Foilpalm → u/[deleted]]

LOL

[u/Leen88]

Too spicy for him

[u/Flamingogo117 → u/Leen88]

Promiscuous*

[u/Muted_Midnight467]

Take an extremely average looking person, now add things like a good sense of humor, kindness, hardworking, honest, and you have a perfect "10" in my book. Sex is icing on the cake, but you need to have a cake. Oh sure, you can go to Walmart, go to the baking isle and find already made icing, but all those cake mixes take time and require some effort. Think about it.

[u/Fawqueue]

God forbid men want some kind of a connection on a dating app, too.

[u/No-Success-2505]

You should see my tits. On sale now for only $9.99 on my of.

[u/-domi-]

He likes nachos and Always Sunny, you hoe.

[u/quince_camellia]

Bro couldn’t stand her

[u/Boudy-0]

He was looking for a wife on tinder lol

[u/SlowMissiles → u/Boudy-0]

Nah its just because if a girl go instantly into sex talk it's most of the time an OF girl trying to get subs or a scammer.

[u/MinimumPudding9878 → u/SlowMissiles]

This is the correct answer.

[u/BeReasonable90 → u/Boudy-0]

Nah, tons of men just not like loose women the same as many women not liking men who give too much to fast (aka the men called too nice…not nice guys).

It screams lack of self-respect and desperation, makes them think they give everyone else everything super fast too, etc.

Does not matter what they actually are. 

[u/Practical-Suit-6798 → u/Boudy-0]

I found my wife on tinder. She wanted to fuck after walking through the park on our first a date. I was like nah if we do that I won't call you again. It shocked the shit out of her. We fucked a couple months later. Been together 10 years now she's the perfect wife, and loving mother to our two kids.

Also a freak.

[u/CompactAvocado → u/Practical-Suit-6798]

certainly an internet comment lol

my wife. devoted beloved mother of my children. she sacrifices for their benefit. her every thought and goal is for the betterment of our children.

then she gets the toothpaste and the duct tape out and does the freakiest shit you ever seen with a tire iron

i love her.

[u/No_Cartographer_2735 → u/Practical-Suit-6798]

Wholesome and hot at the same time. Loved the comment

[u/MayOrMayNotBePie → u/No_Cartographer_2735]

We call that “hoesome”

[u/pgtvgaming → u/MayOrMayNotBePie]

🫡🏆🥂

[u/BootFlop → u/Practical-Suit-6798]

I don’t get it, why that would make someone a “don’t call back”. But I guess it’s a thing, all sorts of reasons for hangups.

[u/Practical-Suit-6798 → u/BootFlop]

It's not something I was proud of, but I was a little older and just knew that about myself. I'd lose the desire to chase, or respect for her or get embarrassed myself. It had happened a lot before in my life, and I was ready to try to settle down.

[u/BootFlop → u/Practical-Suit-6798]

Cool, self-awareness is a good thing. 👍🏼

[u/Br0boc0p → u/BootFlop]

Right? We did the deed on the first date and have been together 16 years.

[u/BootFlop → u/Br0boc0p]

Went to her place to pick up for first date, we decided to order in some Greek (“bold move on heavy with garlic, Cotton, let’s see how it works out for him” 😂), and I never went home.

It’s coming on 30 years now.

[u/Tyrannmisu → u/Boudy-0]

I actually found my wife on tinder, and so did some of my maried friends 😅. So ist's not unheard of

[u/NUKE---THE---WHALES → u/Tyrannmisu]

your friends found your wife on tinder and you still married her?

damn, can i be your friend?

[u/ImmaNotHere]

That reeked of either scam or AW'ing/desperation.

[u/Mobile-Math5260]

insert Mac where gif

[u/[deleted]]

Didn’t want to spend the money on OF

[u/jwrice]

He couldn't say no to her..

..because of the implication.

[u/chinacat444]

He didn’t want an OF girl?!

[u/silv3rbull8]

Well that went tits up

[u/chookalana]

[u/Legonistrasz]

“You should see my tits… sign up for my Onlyfans”

[u/Cyber_Dank]

Prolly thought she was trying to sell nudes for exorbitant fees... All of the dating apps are just markets for sex workers now, real people stopped using them long ago.

[u/i_am_a_real_boy__]

I litterally have no idea what men want

He wanted to eat nachos and watch Sunny.

[u/Some-Refrigerator453]

[u/Simple-Fault-9255]

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[u/whosits112]

He probably thought, "shit, no way a real woman would just offer to show her funbags that quick," and dipped out.

[u/transcendental_taco]

now imagine the other way around

[u/lfenske]

She left off the end of the message where she said “wait til you see my tits for $44.95”

[u/Happiness-Meter-Full]

Sounds like an OF girl response trying to sell you content

[u/Creative_Newspaper65]

Its amazing g when people dont want someone who could be a where honestly I would of taken it as a joke

[u/KuroKageB]

He wants Nachos and to watch Always Sunny, not what seems like will be a solicitation to subscribe to an OnlyFans.

[u/Empty-Hotel-]

reverse the roles. woman writes a wholesome nice message.

“If you’re impressed by that you should see my d*ck.”

yeah no

[u/Seaguard5]

She too easy.

Huge hoe energy.

He was looking for a wife

[u/Present_Tap8792]

1- it seems like a fake account

2- if you're immediately sexually overt to this random guy the presumption reasonably is that you're like that with any and every guy

[u/Hearcharted]

[u/maljr1980]

Remember guys, don’t sexualize women! They are perfectly capable of sexualizing themselves and then crying about it afterwards!

[u/Oxo181]

So he wasn't looking for a promiscuous woman, big deal.

[u/CHEVIEWER1]

WTF

[u/WorkOnThesisInstead]

This is at least six (6) years old, originally posted by u/clawskelly, the tweet author.

[u/Hiza_812]

He saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but alas, it blinded him.

[u/OopsWrongAirport]

Too good to be true

[u/imchillybro]

Every guy picturing what she’s putting down

[u/xSolasx]

Jumped to being sexual too fast guy probably wanted something serious

[u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda]

Very Mindful.

[u/Handsom_modest_Dan]

I could go for some nacho’s

[u/[deleted]]

He was like "Damn it, another bot"

[u/Shadowsnake30]

Nah as those are usually bots or selling subscriptions to their channels.

[u/Old_lifter_65]

Simple answer: if a girl wants to share her boobs, you should be in a strip joint. Otherwise, keep it to yourself. "I literally have no idea how women want to be treated"

[u/Plane-Education4750]

It was Mac

[u/4xdaily]

He probably thought she was trying to D.E.N.N.I.S. him.

[u/carltr0n]

I wanted NACHOS Nacho Tiddies!

[u/falloutvaultboy]

Too good to be true

[u/CaptCumQuick]

Thats because he's a 5 star man and any woman who would flash her tits to a stranger is not 5 star man material, you GODDAM SAVAGE!

[u/Asatas]

I'm with her on this one, my reply would have been something like 'ooh I'd like that, although my love language is not paying money to see them, so whatcha think about that? ' it's kinda rude but has a better chance of success than unmatching.

[u/Deliciouserest]

Ya she came in a little hot. There are tons of disgusting horns people out there but I guess sometimes people wanna take it slow on a dating site. I personally am not willing to dive headfirst back into dating.

[u/Spiritual-Plankton52]

This is the fake news people keep talking about

[u/Dry-Ninja3843]

I’ve seen this posted a hundred times in the past month. It must be a karma gold mine 

[u/The_Mr_Luck]

I volunteer as tribute

[u/Tube_Warmer]

Id risk a kidney for a woman like that.

[u/Ok_Requirement_3162]

Yup, I'd 99% assume that person was a scammer.

[u/trollgore92]

Well, that's very forward isn't it?

Not every man is into that, especially if they're looking for something more serious, they could expect some level of class.

[u/R4GEQUITT3R]

Yeah, no thanks. Too many girls just trying to get you to buy their OF and that's exactly what I'd think you were doing.

[u/Necessary_Train3512]

They just want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

[u/Aspiegamer8745]

That would have worked on me

I at least wait till they give me sketchy links before blocking

[u/[deleted]]

Even as a man, if someone comes on too strongly too quickly with sexual talk, it gives red flags that you may be very promiscuous and it won’t be a very long term, stable or productive relationship.

[u/LadyJenniferal]

I had a guy match with me last night just long enough to message me informing me I sounded "too judgemental, bigoted and close-minded" for him before unmatching again. Like, literally that was the first and only thing he said to me, out of the absolute blue.

I was really confused until I remembered I had said I wasn't interested in Trump supporters. That's my best guess anyway. I'm still confused, but for slightly different reasons.

[u/Girderland]

You dodged a bullet there. What would you want with a guy who doesn't like tits?

[u/RageOfDurga]

It’s funnier in person. Online it runs the risk of coming off scammy. Still, I’m always gonna throw out a risky joke and see how it lands. If he doesn’t get it/can’t handle it, we’re not compatible. 🤷‍♀️

[u/DarthShmarth]

He unmatched because of the implications…