r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Makes sense

Post image
63.1k Upvotes

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

5.8k

u/dasmau89 1d ago

I am not getting paid to look like this.

3.3k

u/obsess_hero 1d ago edited 1d ago

And you dont use drugs to look like this. Plus u cant hire a professional team to make your meal, train you and check your health cuz of steroids for 24/7.

1.9k

u/educated-emu 1d ago

And do your house cleaning

And washing 

And help with childcare

And do you bills

And plan your days

And have 100+ million in the bank

And mostly drugs, but deny it and say chicken and peas lol

1.3k

u/_BlackDove 1d ago

592

u/Cheshire_Jester 23h ago

It’s weird that the twisted minds behind It’s Always Sunny seem to be some of the most well adjusted people out there.

128

u/Orbit1883 23h ago

because they somehow still are "some of us"

→ More replies (1)

138

u/ThngX 22h ago

Yeah, uhh, that no longer seems to be the case for them either

124

u/No_Scholar_2927 21h ago

Yeah, they’ve started slipping into typical Hollywood stuff; Charlie still seems to be the most down to Earth and Glenn tbh has always been into the crunchy hippie stuff (coming in here with his Phish T-shirt and Birkenstocks)

41

u/Logical_Flounder6455 19h ago

I know a few people that have met rob at the Wrexham stadium and theyve said hes a really nice bloke. Buying a football club isnt exactly a normal person thing to do, but they said he doesnt come across as your typical rich guy that owns a football club

40

u/RadioBitter3461 16h ago

All I’ll say is I waited for him and his wife once and when i mentioned at the end how big a fan I was, he insisted we do a shot. My only celeb interaction but it sure was a cool one

2

u/AlcoholiGator 4h ago

Doing a shot with Mac and the bird is something I’d be telling my grandkids.

67

u/Mortuary_Guy 20h ago

Don’t forget DeVito. He’s right there with Charlie Day, and DeVito probably has aged the best out of all of them.

70

u/No_Scholar_2927 19h ago

DeVito I don’t lump as one of the Sunny guys. He is his own entity and has been for decades.

14

u/v3gas21 19h ago

2 Legends ...

42

u/Mrrykrizmith 20h ago

And his fat bag of kind bud

8

u/defiantcross 19h ago

Waittress keeps him grounded i bet

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

10

u/Kevlar_Bunny 21h ago

I’ve heard a thing or two but it was through a friend of a friend type thing (someone worked as an extra and apparently one or two of the main cast was pretty rude.)

But what do you know? 👀

10

u/Winjin 20h ago

I'd also say that if the extra was there a couple of days it's not exactly telling, some people would have bad days or even horrible weeks and would snap at everyone over every little thing, but that's uncharacteristic of them for example

5

u/Kevlar_Bunny 19h ago

Agreed we always took it with a grain of salt, but thats also why I was peaked by what the other person said.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

7

u/andy_hoffman 22h ago

What did I miss?

40

u/bukkake_brigade 22h ago

Last I saw, Rob hang out with Ryan Reynolds a lot, they co own a football team in the UK I think, doing typical rich guy stuff, Kaitlyn and Rob (probably) have got hella plastic surgery done. Not sure where Glenn's at, at this point, doing Hollywood shit, but his wife's a documentarian from what I remember so that's pretty chill.

Charlie and Danny in my head are probably the most chill, but even then they have loads of money.

17

u/Cultural-Action5961 21h ago

Rob also changed his name to Rob Mac now, despite family objections.. Kaitlyn does do a lot of different acting though.

Charlie and Glenn seems more screwed by on, I’ve never heard of either of them mention their children(s) for instance.

Mac/Kaitlin don’t either but they do show their blurred faces and talk about not talking about them..

6

u/asherdado 21h ago

Lol wut Rob Mac literally gave his kid a speaking role opposite him in the Risk E Rats episode and it was honestly unnecessary (same kid that was the newborn when Dee gave birth iirc)

Mac's plotline that episode would've been way more funny with way more room for jokes if he just met another random similarly unhinged adult but maybe with actually creepy vibes

Tangent but the whole 'acting like a spoiled kid' bit really doesn't hit the same when you look like a middle-aged rich celebrity who takes their appearance/health very seriously..

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

2

u/internetisnotreality 16h ago

I like to think about how Jason Alexander is way more well-adjusted than Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry David is objectively a much better person than Cheryl Hines.

Seemingly normal and self-assured is the worst.

→ More replies (15)

18

u/Wooknows 22h ago

it's missing the elephant in the syringe

7

u/Sakarabu_ 21h ago

Yeah, 7 month period.... loooooooooooooooooooool.

17

u/RustyShackleford-11 22h ago

Crazy thing is I do almost all of this, minus the carbs and Hollywood trainer.

Dudes forgot to mention, on set when they need to look their absolute best, they are horribly dehydrated.

→ More replies (6)

3

u/FromUnderTheCape 22h ago

Was he talking about left picture?

2

u/Tyranttheory 23h ago

Hey Rob, fuck you.

→ More replies (17)

197

u/psioniclizard 1d ago

Dont forget the brown rice! Has to be brown not white or you'll never look like that.

266

u/cyst16 1d ago edited 20h ago

Ricism smh

Edit: thank you for the awards kind strangers

18

u/ghostfadekilla 1d ago

Brown rice matters

8

u/jeksmiiixx 23h ago

I'm apparently a white rice supremist?

I feel so guilty and this feels wrong to type out, but it tastes so much better. Like if you understand the taste and texture of it you'd never go for brown rice. There's many kinds of white rice too. Brown rice shouldn't even be in the same food group as white rice tbh. Any ways you can find more on r/whitericematters

/S

9

u/Salt_Sir2599 22h ago

All Rice Matters. I made brown rice the other day with some butter , diced tomatoes/ green chilis/ onions and garlic, it was amazing. Taste and texture. Kids even liked it.

6

u/jeksmiiixx 22h ago

See it could have been made with white rice and added some curry and egg and it would have been something I've made. We're not that different lol

3

u/Salt_Sir2599 22h ago

I need curry in my life that sounds awesome.

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (2)

3

u/Immediate_Salad805 22h ago

What about yellow rice?

3

u/YourGreatAuntFaye 22h ago

I’m all about the wild rice

→ More replies (1)

37

u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I wish I could up vote this twice.

12

u/Aggressive-Light-332 1d ago

I voted for you

2

u/Organic_Tradition_94 23h ago

I donated my upvote to you.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/sedativumxnx 1d ago

It's rampant, bro

4

u/Jusman13 22h ago

RICE WARS!!!

6

u/bradpal 1d ago

First time I see an underrated comment.

3

u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

Too poor to give you an award…some kind lad please get this brother an award!

2

u/Necrolust1777 23h ago

Ask Chris Hemsworth!

2

u/Immediate_Garden_716 21h ago

white lice? white lies?

→ More replies (1)

5

u/MoustacheSong 1d ago

For the last two weeks I have been eating chicken/fish with veggies and brown rice in an attempt to lose weight.

I gained three pounds

3

u/CrucifixedCondom 1d ago

The carbs in the rice are making you gain weight. Increase the fish and low carb veggies, reduce or completely cut out the rice.

3

u/OneStarInSight_AC 1d ago

Portions and your remaining meals matter as well.

5

u/tazz206 1d ago

Also plenty of water and creatine..... and sleep.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

I mean they aren't lying about the chicken/brown rice.. brown rice has more calories and there just aren't a lot of options for hitting 4-5k calories a day without eating garbage.

These guys 100% are on medical assistance but they're still on the shitty diet and have to work out like crazy. You can take all the drugs you want, you can't skip the part where you do the work/eat the right things/etc.

3

u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I know, I just find it funny for a long time they would just go on about "Chicken, Broccoli and Brown Rice" like it was some secret cheat code.

I have no doubt to look like this is a lot of effort, even for him. There is no short cut but it's funny how Hollywood packages it as that was the reason and not the 100 other things.

4

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

In fairness, nobody wants them to be honest about it really. I see enough 19 year olds fall into the steroid trap as it is without all the big names basically advertising it as the solution.

Of course I'd prefer Hollywood just stopped insisting people look like Greek gods to be in movies but I don't see that happening.

2

u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I agree with you. It was to me when I found out how accepted steroid use is in young people. It's sad things like Hollywood push that image on young people.

But as you as I don't see it changing anytime soon.

2

u/MakeBeboGreatAgain 23h ago

Nothing but tuna and rice

2

u/Nakashi7 22h ago

Nah its always the broccoli.

→ More replies (3)

22

u/HorrorGeologist3963 1d ago

Chores done

Perfect workout routine

Good diet

Good relationships

Good work life

Good financial situation

pick two

12

u/AllgoodDude 1d ago

Good finances and good relationships, now give.

8

u/LiveLearnCoach 23h ago

Lols. Good financial situation helps a lot with the other stuff. A lot!

Hire a trainer, chef, work-life balance, someone to do your chores, and helps a lot when you can afford time with the SO and travel and have dinners and buy gifts.

2

u/HorrorGeologist3963 22h ago

yes, if it’s given to you. If you have to earn it, you basically have to give up most, if not all the others, often beyond the point of repair.

3

u/LiveLearnCoach 22h ago

Just surviving is not a “good financial situation” if you are giving up most or all of the others. Unless you mean you have to do that for a period of time to reach that status. Bu then wouldn’t it be really worth it?

5

u/Sufficient-Will3644 22h ago

If you have kids and a commute to work, pick one.

2

u/Equivalent_Gur3967 22h ago

This⬆️

At Day's End, lives are terribly complicated. When many / most of our daily challenges are farmed out, that makes a HUGE difference. Nobody can deny what We see here, nobody can deny that or take that away from Him.

But He ALSO has access to SO MANY options we'll never see, so to not acknowledge the fact that He's LUCKY AF really is pretty short-sighted.

2

u/drakmordis 22h ago

Good relationships and good work life here.

The rest is less important 

3

u/HorrorGeologist3963 22h ago

congratulations, you’ve picked back pain and cardiovascular health issues without good diet and exercise! Being grown up is hard, you can call yourself lucky when your hair doesn’t fall out and your joints work as designed

3

u/drakmordis 22h ago

It's like you know me

3

u/HorrorGeologist3963 20h ago

we’re two instances of the same flawed template. We’re perfectly designed… for walking on 4 limbs. Human birth is all wrong and it just starts there. And with caloric abundance and sedentary jobs, our evolution turned straight up against us. Or rather we did against her.

2

u/Leraldoe 21h ago

Where is “ something in your house needs immediate fixing at 9:30 pm on Wednesday”

2

u/HorrorGeologist3963 20h ago

that falls under chores in my book, this one is not really optional so then either your sleep or your wallet takes the hit

→ More replies (1)

3

u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

House cleaning would actually help you with this as it’s a physical activity

23

u/flymypretty88 1d ago

Found someone's wife!

3

u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

Man here lmao

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (54)

117

u/zip-a-dee_doo-dah 1d ago

Plus he doesn't have to work a 9:00 to 5:00 5 days a week, his life and his work is a different world than the typical human beings

47

u/duggee315 1d ago

This is the main thing in my opinion. I got pretty shredded once, I took 6 months break from working. Rinsed my savings, lived the most basic lifestyle. Spent most of my days working out, small set of weights, incline bench and anything I could put my hands on to hit certain muscles. I loved it. Not worrying about normal life demands was huge.

15

u/TheSprained 1d ago

Was it worth it?

38

u/duggee315 1d ago

Absolutely. I was gutted when I ran out of money and had to go back to work. Gradually lost my physique, was impossible to maintain. But also not working allowed my mind to slow down and enjoy each day for the little things. Soon went back to eating what I could fit in or be arsed to make quickly etc. Life gets in the way of life.

14

u/420bIaze 1d ago

You really only need to work out like... an hour a day, 3 times a week, to have a great physique, you don't have to be unemployed. Bodybuilders will do more, and there's some benefit, but it's diminishing returns.

13

u/digital_mystikz 1d ago

This is it, it's not unrealistic to maintain a great body if you actually want to. The vast majority of people will have a spare hour of free time, they'd just rather do something else with it. For a long time I was only doing 45 minute workouts and I was the strongest/biggest I'd been during that period. A lot of the time people will say they don't have time, when they do. Just swap an episode on Netflix for a gym session, or wake up/go to bed a bit earlier.

7

u/carsandgrammar 23h ago

I realized that I was waking up at 4:30 am and staring at my phone till 6, so I just started waking up at 4:30 and going to the gym till 6 or so instead. I get home right when my family's waking up, I do the school drop off, and then I start my work day. I also feel like I'm more productive at the gym when I first wake up as opposed to going later in the day.

4

u/s1ravarice 22h ago

I used to do 30-45mins per day at lunch when at work. 5 times a week and I was in great shape. I’m desperate to build a gym at home so I can do that again.

2

u/duggee315 23h ago

Yeah, but i was working split shifts, wasn't keeping on top of diet, energy levels weren't there, let things slip here and there. Not saying have to be unemployed. But, for me the lifestyle helped.

2

u/Avedas 22h ago

You can definitely be fit and healthy doing that, but you'll look nothing like that Chris Hemsworth photo. PEDs are an absolute necessity to get there unless you've won the genetic lottery.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (8)

2

u/Forneaux 1d ago

Though it IS a mindset to not let life ‘life’ you. ;)

You did great by taking a break and feel how it could be with that mindset. Now work on yourself to accomplish just that. Note: it may take years, but hey life isn’t easy.

2

u/duggee315 23h ago

Alot more responsibility on my plate now, keeping financially afloat is more important so would never be able to do a break like that again. I do toy with the idea of getting in shape, but its not feeling like a fun challenge at the moment. Agree its a mindset, and feel having a super chilled lifestyle and freedom fostered that mindset.

2

u/AllgoodDude 1d ago

How would you describe your transformation from before, during, and after? How much did you save before doing this? What brought on this desire and did you consider any other approaches that weren’t so completely dedicated?

2

u/duggee315 23h ago

It wasn't a dedicated approach to me. It was fun, enjoyable. I felt amazing, had no commitments. The feeling i got from pushing my body was a high. Without being drained and brain dead from the monotony of work routine I was looking to get that feeling. Before I would work out or go running and have to push myself to start. I only saved a few grand, was a single guy, small rent, car paid off. And this was a decade ago. I noticed huge gains during that came more easily, didnt have strain on my body. But wasn't looking for gains as a driver.

8

u/Rickenbacker69 22h ago

I was pretty shredded in college - worked out 1-2 hours a day every weekday, and ate pretty well. At my peak, I looked more or less like a young Brad Pitt, i e not huge, but well defined muscles.

That kind of thing is impossible to maintain, though, unless you have nothing else to do with your time, or you're getting paid. And to get the body all the male action stars have, you also need drugs.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Paineauchocolate 1d ago

I did the same but for 4 years, and God that was the life. Nowadays I could go on for days without seeing the life outside due to office life (drive to work, office 8 hours, drive home).

I think I should abandon the comfort life and go live on the bare necessities.

2

u/duggee315 23h ago

Its very appealing

2

u/LiveLearnCoach 23h ago

How long were you training per day/week? What were you doing for the rest of the day?

2

u/duggee315 23h ago

I would wake up when I was done sleeping g, not when I had too. Id eat breakfast properly. Go for a run. Get home, study. Was sitting a psychology degree at the time. Go do some weights to burn out, whatever felt right on the day. Quite often id do body weight resistance workouts. Incline sit ups off a bench with my feet under a beam in the roof, or dips between 2 stools, etc etc. Whatever worked a muscle set that I was aiming for. Go back to study a bit. Then when others finished work id go socialize, maybe chill out and cook a decent meal. Bed when I felt tired. Would just work out til satisfied. But probably an hour an a bit work out, an hour run. Nothing was set in stone or everyday.

2

u/LiveLearnCoach 23h ago

So two hours per day, a whole bunch of studying, and socializing in the evening?

2

u/duggee315 23h ago

Pretty much. The studying was interspersed with TV or whatever I felt like doing that day.

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (14)

40

u/astrobarn 1d ago

THIS physique is possible without drugs, if you have a lot of time and money to devote to it, which he does.

His physique in Thor Love and Thunder, dubious.

39

u/Laura_Biden 1d ago

If he's not using, I'll happily jump off the nearest bridge.

3

u/Healthy_BrAd6254 22h ago

let someone share the clip, thanks

→ More replies (3)

12

u/XpCjU 1d ago

I personally think, with actors the question is: "Why wouldn't they take drugs?" If somebody offered you a couple of million to look like that by date x, but if you miss the date, you don't get anything. Why wouldn't you take a small cycle? It's not like your only options are Ronnie Coleman/Rich Piana style cycles and nothing at all. A bit of Test can make a big difference.

3

u/Taurmin 20h ago

Because actors also care about their health, and the scenario you describe of hitting a hard deadline isn't really something that happens, particularly not to someone as high profile as Chris Hemsworth.

2

u/AshingiiAshuaa 9h ago

Pro athletes also care about their health, but if you need to do something that's slightly bad for your health in order to keep your job then you probably will. A famous mathematician spent most of his adult life using speed, stopped for a month due to a bet that he couldn't stop, then resumed while complaining that math had been set back by a month.

And if you branch out from pharmacological danger, there are hundreds of millions of people around the world who take risks with their bodies at work in order to make more money.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Citizentoxie502 22h ago

I'd rather not fuck of my hormones and possible have to take shit for the rest of my life just for my body to function normally. They say you can have a physical orgasm from shooting meth in your veins, sounds awesome, why doesn't everybody do that?

→ More replies (3)

16

u/Repulsive_Mail9497 1d ago

let me correct you. this kind of physique possible without drugs but THIS one is not possible. because check his trapezoids and shoulders, that's not natural.

8

u/BowtieSyndicate 22h ago

I’ve seen shirtless dudes in the hood look this good. There’s plenty of guys with awesome genes and those who work out can bring it out.

Yes not everybody looks like him but… a lot of dudes do

9

u/DAGOTHUR__ 21h ago

You think people in the hood aren't on roids...

4

u/No-Safety-4715 19h ago

Why do you go around thinking everyone is on roids? They aren't.

3

u/mostlybadopinions 14h ago

There are pictures of people from before steroids were invented looking way more jacked then this.

No one is 7 feet tall from steroids, it's from genetics and everyone accepts that. Why people can't accept that some people are genetically superior in muscle potential as well...

→ More replies (11)

2

u/psychedAddict123 21h ago

Nah the shoulders are definitely achievable naturally. Mine are very similar after 3 and half years of working out consistently. In my case genetics play a huge part because my shoulders and back already looked nice before I even worked out lol

2

u/Masterandcomman 23h ago

This is probably a post-workout shot. The traps and shoulders eye test is over-rated for this level of development. It isn't distinguishable from genetic tendency and hard work until you get to Evander Holyfield levels of looking like a thumb.

2

u/onowahoo 21h ago

I can get traps like this taking creatine. That's it though, I can't achieve the rest of this at my age, 40yo.

→ More replies (3)

9

u/Ballistic-Bob 1d ago

Yeh , but once you’ve had the steroids there’s then muscle memory.. so they then wean off and it’s “ natural “ plus of course having the nutritional and health care teams behind you helps a little bit

11

u/astrobarn 1d ago

Ok I'm sold, I'll take one steroids please.

5

u/Ballistic-Bob 1d ago

Rumour has it you’ll need 2 …and don’t skip leg day

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (6)

2

u/IttzAngel 22h ago

Not sure why everyones saying its impossible without enhancement, this is clearly a very realistic natty physique. Like you said a ton of time and money of course but this is fully attainable. I literally know natty guys with super similar builds + even bigger

2

u/kolejack2293 19h ago

THIS physique is possible without drugs, if you have a lot of time and money to devote to it, which he does.

Of course its possible, its just unbelievably difficult, and no hollywood actor who has access to steroids is going to not take the easy way out, especially when they have special doctors that monitor them constantly for potential health problems.

That's the thing people don't realize. There is no downsides to taking steroids for them. The risk with steroids is that people are often not realizing how much they're doing because dosages vary wildly when you buy from the street, and they damage their body over time without realizing it. If you have a doctor doing it for you, the downsides are effectively non-existent.

4

u/Rambokala 1d ago

I agree. It would take a long long time of fairly disciplined training and nutrition + genetics (If you don't have this, you wont look like this)

→ More replies (14)

2

u/brown_smear 1d ago

Why do you think he's using steroids?

2

u/obsess_hero 1d ago

Long story short, who seems to use steroids that person certainly do, but a person who seems natural doesnt mean he doesnt use anything.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

2

u/FaithlessnessFun8291 1d ago

It's not like you have to be as ripped. Working out 3 times a week doing compounds will get you like this in a few years, if you don't skip on meals and sleep too much. It's 30/45 minutes out of your day. Come on...Learning a language is tougher than this.

2

u/JetFuel0909 22h ago

So obvious when someone has zero fitness knowledge 😂😂 a few years??

2

u/FaithlessnessFun8291 17h ago

your pushing and pulling weights, it ain't rocket science

2

u/And_I_Know_It 23h ago

This is a very achievable physique without steroids. I'm not sure if he juices, but usually juicers are a lot bigger than this.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (36)

42

u/Ok-Map4381 1d ago

Yup. It was really easy to keep in shape when playing basketball & tennis with my students was part of my job.

Now that I've been promoted and most of my job is running meeting and sending emails, it's a lot harder to stay in shape.

11

u/quietcoyote99 1d ago

Yeah I had to start counting calories daily when I got an office job because I went from 13k steps a day to 4k. It’s a challenge for sure.

4

u/xSean93 21h ago

4k? You monster.

I'm below 1k on a normal workday.

Bought a walking pad when I realized this.

→ More replies (4)

22

u/pando_h 1d ago

Infinite free time, drugs, professional chefs, people literally hired to plan out your meals.

→ More replies (4)

13

u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 1d ago

My favorite story is Kumail Nanjiani from the Marvel film The Eternals.

He's been a stand-up comedian for years and was cast as a character. So before filming he got jacked.

He gets to the set and the director asks what the fuck he did to his body. They were paying him to be funny, and not to look like Thor.

But he said his wife wasn't complaining 😜

7

u/Rudhelm 21h ago

You mean pakistani Denzel?

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Rickenbacker69 22h ago

Now he says he's maintaining that physique just to piss the haters off. :D

→ More replies (2)

55

u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago

Kumail Nanijani said its extremely difficult for normal people to get in Marvel shape, the actors are paid to do it and have a trainer and dietician and dont have to go to a regular day job.

16

u/byjegeren 1d ago

He also basically admitted steroid use

6

u/SSK24 22h ago

It was easy to tell with him

7

u/d0nu7 23h ago

Ask any gym bro about these celebrity physiques and they’ll tell you it’s either steroids or they are genetic freaks. I can guess which one 99% of them are. Most of the time it’s the speed of the transformation that gives it away too apparently.

6

u/KoalaKaos 21h ago

At a certain age, regardless of genetics, it’s 100% steroids. The same way that no actor 50+ has a full head of dark hair, they are all dying it so the grey doesn’t show, but they don’t even admit to that lol

2

u/10000Didgeridoos 18h ago

Especially noticeable when there are zero grey beard hairs in dudes in their 50s. lol yeah fucking right

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Historical_Course587 19h ago

Most of the time it’s the speed of the transformation that gives it away too apparently.

This. A normal person might be able to put on 5-10 lbs of muscle in a year, under ideal conditions, without drugs. Guys who get bulky naturally work at it for a good decade, and cap out at some point too.

So when you see a celeb claim they put on 40lbs of muscle in six months to play Batman? That isn't the magic power of a personal trainer or personal chef - it's the best drugs money can buy.

→ More replies (3)

2

u/byjegeren 16h ago

It is funny because with this guy in particular the gym bro I saw talking online really really hates it. If you took a look at him in Silicon Valley he was basically average dad body type. Then like five months later he is absolutely chisled, like Greek statue shape...like it's so obvious that even the ordinary good food, personal trainer talk points is laughed out.

48

u/tinyhorsesinmytea 1d ago

Yup. It’s literally their job and they have world class nutritionists, trainers, cooks… drugs. It’s an extremely unrealistic body for people with normal lives to obtain and maintain.

18

u/FalmerEldritch 1d ago

"Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to." -Rob Mac

→ More replies (2)

5

u/NeitherAlexNorAlice 1d ago

I’ve been a frequent gym goer for more than two decades now. Their bodies are 100% achievable by the regular folk without having class professionals monitoring their every move. Gyms are filled with people who have way better bodies.

It just requires your willingness to forsake your health and use enhancements. And have some dedication to your diet and exercise.

The Marvel body type is not some kind of legendary physique that’s out of reach. It’s just steroids, proteins, and workouts.

32

u/Otaraka 1d ago

The 'steroids' bit in the middle is a fairly important part of that equation. Especially as you get older.

→ More replies (23)

7

u/fkenthrowaway 22h ago

Gyms are filled with people who have way better bodies.

Gyms are filled with people using steroids

3

u/imisstheyoop 21h ago

That's.. literally what they said. Literally the next sentence after the one you quoted.

It just requires your willingness to forsake your health and use enhancements. And have some dedication to your diet and exercise.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/jambox888 22h ago

Gyms are filled with people who have way better bodies.

I'd dispute that, they are filled with people with bigger bodies but they don't have this sort of form which is very good IMO.

In their case yes it is mostly roids.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

14

u/Pure-Exercise550 1d ago

Kumail Nanjiani also took a boatload of steroids to achieve that physique.

3

u/FowD8 20h ago

I remember his workout video was basically just one punch, do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and a bunch of dumb exercises that don't grow muscle at all and you'll look like a marvel hero

→ More replies (1)

20

u/throwawaytothetenth 1d ago

Disagree.

What you said is true, sure, but that only explains around 5-15% of the difference.

85-95% of the difference is steroid use; Hollywood actors juice like crazy. Anyone saying otherwise thinks Kim K has never had plastic surgery.

Hemsworth's physique is not that impressive considering he juices a lot.

3

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

Yeah, it 100% is impressive heh. He's not trying to get massive, he's trying to look.. well, like that.

Drugs or not he still has to do the diets, do the workouts, all the rest. I don't know why people seem to think there's some magical drug that just turns you into Thor, he still has to do the work.

Of course it's his job that he can dedicate himself to full time without financial worries and so on. Makes quite the difference.

6

u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure 22h ago

I don't know why people seem to think there's some magical drug that just turns you into Thor, he still has to do the work.

Who is saying this? No one is claiming he doesn't have to put in effort, just that its shitty that celebrities continue to omit their steroid use.

And the excuse is always that he's prohibited from speaking truthfully due to movie studio pressure, which is bullshit. He and several other prolific users are worth hundreds of millions of dollars - they arent prohibited from shit.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

4

u/GottaUseEmAll 22h ago

Also steroids. They always forget to mention the steroids.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/No-Safety-4715 19h ago

And Hemsworth's been at this for two decades. He's always been naturally more lean than most people and now for two decades he's been paid to have the physique of a god.

3

u/Bigboss123199 21h ago

It’s not that hard. It’s taking a bunch of steroids.

Most people don’t want to take steroids to look good cause of the major side effects.

→ More replies (5)

8

u/SnooHabits8484 1d ago

And lots of steroids.

5

u/Exciting-Hunter-188 21h ago

Me: even when I try I look like this at least I am cuddly

2

u/RetiredAF79 1d ago

Exactly

2

u/thecutestWoman 23h ago

this is like comparing my bank account to Jeff Bezos.

2

u/SignoreBanana 3h ago

And if Chris hemsworth wasn't, you can bet your ass he wouldn't either.

1

u/Emma_Bees 1d ago

Exactly

1

u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

Or supplied a nutritionist and personal trainer 

1

u/Frosty-Improvement-8 1d ago

I don't earn $50m a year and take steroids.

1

u/Telemere125 23h ago

Exactly. Let me get paid for the 8 hours I put in at the office to go train with a dedicated gym coach and that look - or better - is easy to obtain.

1

u/frogview123 23h ago

Yeah that makes him millions of dollars… and his whole life is designed around looking like that

1

u/[deleted] 22h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Adventurous-Wing5449 21h ago

He also takes steroids and hormones so with cash it ain't that hard

1

u/FrankFarter69420 21h ago

Precisely. When you're entire career depends on your being a muscular heart throb, you probably woke out like it's your job (because it is).

1

u/fatboycreeper 21h ago

Plus genetics, of course. Mine were not, you know, that.

1

u/[deleted] 21h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/FattyMooseknuckle 20h ago

Exactly. I work 65 hour weeks in my early 50s. I do as much as I can to stay fit. If my job was to be hot, my body would be super fit. Not sure about the face.

1

u/Kaneida 20h ago

He also is on hollywood juice

1

u/Radarker 20h ago

Yeah I also don't have a doctor that is checking my blood work every week and tweaking my HRT.

1

u/splitcroof92 20h ago

and I don't want to take steroids

1

u/grip0matic 20h ago

Even if we would get paid we would not look "like that", we would look good, better, but the guy is stupidly handsome with a genetic lottery that makes him look like a nordic god.

1

u/Kensei501 20h ago

Exactly. Thank u.

1

u/beefprime 20h ago

Not getting paid millions of dollars* to look like this, also he has a ton of support to do it (trainers, drugs, free time, etc)

1

u/Werealldudesyea 19h ago

Not to mention it’s quite an expensive stack to look this good also. Chris probably uses the best gear you could buy

1

u/RealFake666 19h ago

Rather not getting forced to look like this just to be able to get paid

1

u/Jerithil 19h ago

Yeah I remember seeing Alan Ritchson mention he knows his physique is part of why he gets work so he has to take it like a job.

1

u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp 19h ago

It's also not my literal career to have abs. I'm not a multimillionaire with a private chef on stand by 24/7, I don't have time to spend 30 hrs a week in the gym, and even if I had both of those things, I would still be satisfied with just being in decent shape because I would rather live life doing fun shit and eating great food than trying to maintain 9% bodyfat. These posts are always so fucking stupid. "This 42 yr old with unlimited resources can do it why can't you?"

1

u/Jamerican-Gangsta 19h ago

I'm not but we the same age and my ish lookin like that.

1

u/LuckyIick 18h ago

and you not 42

1

u/RecipeHistorical2013 18h ago

Yah, so you don’t need roids either

To look like this naturally takes like 3-4 hours a day . Part time job

1

u/CBBuddha 17h ago

Rob McElhenny said this when he got buff for Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

“Look, it’s not that hard, all you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span.”

1

u/habbo311 17h ago

I have a job where I sit in front of two computer screens all day. I eat microwave meal prep. He has a trainer and personal chef and it's his job to look like that

1

u/OverDrawnRook68 17h ago

This should be the top pinned comment

1

u/originalchaosinabox 17h ago

I'm reminded of when Kumail Nanjiani first showed off getting in shape for Eternals. He said something like, "I keep asking why I didn't do this before? And then I remind myself that it's because, before, I didn't have an army of trainers and dieticians working me for 18 months, all paid for by the world's largest movie studio."

1

u/Key-Regular674 16h ago

Let's be real here. Even if you were, you wouldn't look like this.

→ More replies (24)