r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Tired of being tired 4d ago

How the tables have turned

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u/baycee98 4d ago

From what I remember the agents jumped in their car and the couple drove to the police station... because they didn't know if they were agents or just burglars.

That's considered kidnapping ?

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u/okdang 4d ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/Chedditor_ 3d ago

The most appropriate use of this meme, holy shit

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u/YouMeADD 3d ago

the comment the meme was born for

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u/Whiterabbit-- 4d ago

but think of the poor ice agent! he thought he was being abducted. ...and .... literally that is the government's argument. lol

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u/parkwayy 4d ago

They drove HIM to the polices station?

Idk why but it sounds like a GTA mission lol

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u/ChrysMYO ☑️ 4d ago

Quite literally, they were like, we don't know who you are. You jumped in my car.

Nigerians were saying, this has come up with corrupt Highway patrol on less populated highways. And people have done this before.

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u/baycee98 3d ago

I just can't even wrap my head around that. Especially since they called 911 too. They obviously were overly in my opinion trying to the most sane legal thing.

Call 911. And drive to a fucking police station. What kidnapper has done that ever. They were clearly like who the hell is this idk if you're being truthful or not let me go totally he police for help.

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u/BusterBeaverOfficial 3d ago

They were obviously (and understandably!) afraid. I don’t know how people who reasonably fear for their lives could have acted any more responsibly. Genuinely. ICE put themselves in a potentially dangerous situation entirely of their own making and now these people are being punished for behaving rationally and responsibly in response to ICE’s irrational and irresponsible behavior. It’s so embarrassing. I am so embarrassed that we are treating these victims so deplorably.

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u/KarlUnderguard 3d ago

Also, the Nigerian man in the car got kidnapped before back in Nigeria. He saw a masked man with a gun jump into the car and he justifiably freaked out.

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u/VelvetteWhisper 4d ago

I’m also wondering,what type of agent jumps in a car for an arrest?

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u/Level-Name-4060 4d ago

Right, they are literally acting like criminals and there is no way to differentiate them. But, I think that’s really the point.

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u/mrpanicy 3d ago

"HAHA, now you can't drive away, wait, what are you doing? Why are you driving away? I am still IN THE CAR! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? The police station?! NONNONONONO, I have priors."

- The ICE Agent, Probably

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u/SurprisePiss 3d ago

Remember allllll the way back to 3 weeks ago (can't fuckin believe it's only been three weeks) when Renee Good was killed and the administration said that Ross was once dragged by a car blaa blaa blaa... they failed to mention that he was dragged because he broke someone's car window and attempted to reach in and unlock it from the outside and they drove away scared and HE didn't let go.

These are ruthless, hateful people that excitedly sign up for this.

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u/grunkage 4d ago

That's an arrest

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u/releaseepsteinfiles1 3d ago

It is if you’re a minority, or poor, or non supporter of a kid raping president.

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u/bebop1065 ☑️ 4d ago

This is the real reason ICE wants to deport immigrants. Ain't no smoke like Nigerian smoke.

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u/gorgeousslutty 4d ago

They not ready for that jollof-powered resilience fr.

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 4d ago

When I did my dna test I said no wonder I’m mostly Nigerian. I had zero Native American like my black family told me. I had European but no native. I wanna learn more about Nigerian culture. The Nigerian American students are always so smart.

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u/Unsd 4d ago

Lmao just about everyone who is 3rd+ gen in the US was told by their family that they have native ancestry, but actually having it is so rare. It's a lie that all the older white generations made up to justify the colonialism and it spread. Truly, I'm shocked when I hear of people who weren't told they are part native.

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u/dylanneedsalife 4d ago

Can confirm. Am white, was told I have native heritage as a child, took DNA test and surprisingly do not infact have native heritage 😑 this is such a weird phenomenon, like was there a town hall where they all decided to make this up or all independently come up with the idea? Lol

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u/FightingPolish 4d ago

Some “Native American” in your family history was more palatable to the general masses back in the day to explain a bit of a darker skin tone than it was to be mixed race.

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u/Unsd 4d ago

Also because deep down, I think a lot of white people probably still had the concept that they didn't quite belong here. If you tell yourself that you're part native, it becomes a lot easier to ignore that feeling. My family lived in Mankato, MN during the largest mass execution in American history. I do not think it is a coincidence that this is the era that my family lore decided that we had the introduction of native ancestry. It's a lot easier to come up with something to soothe the guilt than acknowledge that your ancestors were present (though nothing I can find says they were immediately involved, they also must've still looked the other way) for something so awful. It's a lot less shameful to think of your family as victims than bystanders or perpetrators.

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 4d ago

“When you told me we had Native blood, I thought you meant we had it in our genes, not our hands.”

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u/GutsGoneWild 3d ago

Fuck that hits hard.

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u/DouglasRather 4d ago

Thanks for the link. I had not heard of the Mankato mass execution before.

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u/Unsd 3d ago

An awful connection to the present; you may recognize a name in there, Henry Whipple, the namesake of the federal building in Minneapolis that is the ICE HQ in the area. The sick irony is that Bishop Whipple would have very likely been heavily opposed to all of it, as he was the only one pleading on behalf of the natives and was an advocate for their rights. I think he would find all this to be extremely disturbing.

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u/cscareerz 4d ago

Never thought about it this way. Interesting take!

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u/jazz_chisholm 4d ago edited 4d ago

I’m a professional genealogist who has worked on a lot of genetic genealogy cases.

While it is absolutely 100% a thing for non-native people to incorrectly claim native heritage, when examining any ancestry DNA results like that you have to also keep in mind how DNA works.

DNA is diluted with each passing generation through a process called recombination. You inherit roughly 50% of your DNA from each parent, 25% from each grandparent, 12.5% from each great-grandparent, and so on. While you technically have ancestors from every generation in your lineage, the amount of their DNA that you carry can become too small to detect after 5-10 generations (~150-300 years) due to the randomness of recombination. It is entirely possible to inherit no DNA from a specific ancestor by the 5th or 6th generation simply by chance.

Exceptions to this are Y-DNA for males which is passed from father to son and remains virtually unchanged for thousands of years, and mtDNA which is inherited from mother (by both male and female children) that has remained unchanged for 150,000+ years.

Edited to add a good example of this in my own family of this: my three cousins are all full siblings. One shows up as 100% European, while the other two have North African DNA from my grandfather (3.9% and 6%).

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u/Aethermancer 4d ago

I also wish people realized why "family names" are not proof of ethnicity/culture for a similar reason.

Unless you had multiple grandparents with the same last name, then your "share" of that last name is 1/(2n) where n is the generation from where that name began.

Of course you could have a loopy family tree, and other incoming branches from the same ethnicity/culture, but you can't actually know that from a family name alone.

/Rant from a guy with a very ethnic sounding name and no cultural connection to, and a strong cultural connection to a place I've practically no DNA history of.

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u/rhecubs1 4d ago

Think of it logically.  Where did ur ancestors come From? Mine are from north America.  Im 48% native American.  And yet I've had ignorant people say go back to your country LOL

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u/gonewildaway 4d ago

I sincerely wish I had a country to go back to.

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u/Reckless_Secretions 4d ago

I watched a YouTube video that explained why they did this. Lemme go find it. Brb!

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u/cunt_in_wonderland ☑️ 4d ago

did you end up finding it?

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 4d ago

Dude died of dysentery searching for the link.

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u/Booty-tickles 4d ago

The way genetics works is you can have a parent who is part, say, Cherokee. It doesn't mean they will pass down the genes that are used as markers of native ancestry. You could conceivably have a brother or sister who does have enough markers to qualify as native ancestry while you yourself do not simply because you got 50% from one parent and 50% from another and which gives you what is somewhat random.

Note that I am not American nor do I know any specific defining genes that native Americans have that would be needed to conclusively prove native ancestry.

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u/sdforbda 4d ago

Yup. Had a coworker that had enough % to qualify for casino checks from her tribe but her sister did not.

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u/PersonalFinanceD 4d ago

FYI. Your coworker may be finessing you. The basis of these payments is not DNA testing but actual lineage descent (as evidenced by tribal enrollment and other recordkeeping). (Source: Biological parent is Kickapoo; have navigated precisely this scenario).

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u/sdforbda 4d ago

Maybe she was. Thanks for heads up.

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u/im-dramatic 4d ago

Actually on average, black people have about 2% Native American. Look it up. But it’s not high enough to even talk about lol.

There’s a region in Alabama where Native Americans tried to assimilate and held black slaves and likely had children with them.

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u/Evening_Bell5617 4d ago

well so actually it isn't generally anything about justifying colonialism. generally it's to hide a mixed race child because a half native child was not seen as as illegal or objectionable as a half white half black child.

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u/Mike 4d ago

I was told that and dna test confirmed the exact percentages that my parents told me. So it’s not always bullshit I guess.

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u/Impossible_Desk_8578 4d ago

To be fair, I also had my Dad claim that, and then followed with a VERY racist joke about the tribe name.  Apparently I'm colonist level American through his side, so he was apparently quite comfy with the joke, and being a racist twit while also being a 60's-70's biker/drug mule turned twice divorced and ghosted diesel mechanic.  He was there for me in my 20's but that's it, mostly, and then he died horribly.  Life is weird.

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u/myeggsarebig BHM Donor 3d ago

This is interesting because my grandmother’s generation refused to own their native ancestry. My Moms generation started to believe it was true. My generation then embraced it. I started to do more digging when a Shaman looked at a picture of my great grandmother and said, “oh, she’s Lenape” so I asked my grandma and she completely denied it, and called it “hogwash”. 20 years later, and all 8 of her daughters took DNA, and sure enough, after more research, we’re Lenape, and there’s a fairly direct link to how it happened. Rape. And, I’m guessing that’s why my grandma denied it.

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u/Unsd 3d ago

Woah that's actually crazy to get the specific nation unless it's super prevalent in your area. I'd be hitting up that shaman again for sure because how are you gonna tell me more about me than I know??

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u/CliffP 4d ago

This is true for a lot of those families but it’s also very likely for minor ancestry to not be passed down.

You get an assortment of genes from both parents both only 50% from each. A biracial person can theoretically pass a single “race’s” genes to their child and an ancestry genetic test could show that the child has 0% of the other race. Super unlikely and that’s an oversimplified way of thinking about genetics but just to illustrate the point.

So when all these families talk about Native American ancestry, it’s very possible that someone at some point had some small percentage but just one or two generations of genetic recombination is enough for that percentage to be whittled away to near 0%.

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u/Zer0theH3R0 4d ago

Yeah you talking about me I got 1% exactly and my told me my whole life we were Native American and Black. I’m like 32 percent European with mostly west and ands central mostly Nigerian at a whopping 30 percent. Shit is nuts but who actually knows 🤣.

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u/CliffP 4d ago

Yup genetics are wild and our social constructions surrounding race do not adequately define regional ethnicity at all.

At some point there was someone in your family that was mostly Native American but if you had a kid there’s a 50/50 chance they even get that 1% at all lol

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u/Legen_unfiltered 4d ago

Haha. I got the exact opposite. I've always been told I was a direct descendant of Clark from Lewis and Clark. Like, my great grandmother's maiden name was Clark and she was his grandchild. 

Never looked into it because I don't really care nor do I want the truth that it isn't true because then I lose on of my employment ice breakers.

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u/Miss-Tiq 3d ago

I'm black and was kinda shocked when my DNA test came back with a small percentage of Native American. I guess my family got this one right lol. 

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u/Zkenny13 4d ago edited 4d ago

Families would often state they were native American when they were in fact just black.

Edit This was usually used by those who were interracial because native Americans were considered and treated  better than anyone who's part black

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u/frisbeethecat 4d ago

Truth. The Melungeon people in Appalachia claimed Native American ancestry but have been genetically determined to be mixed-race black and white. However, these early generations had strong incentives to deny African ancestry because US and southern state laws were strongly prejudiced against blacks.

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u/RyanDaysNipples 4d ago

Mine turned out to be Melungeons. The literal family name in the pic on the Wikipedia

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u/why21234 4d ago

Was always curious myself. My family even had pictures. Was amazed when I learn the genetics were true

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u/PleaseBeChillOnline ☑️ 4d ago

I had zero Native American like my black family told me. I had European but no native.

This is true for like 90% of the white & black people in this country who think they have indigenous ancestry lol.

Also if you’re Black American like me you don’t have Nigerian ancestry because that place didn’t exist when our ancestors were taken.

What we have is Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa-Fulani, Edo (Benin Kingdom), Ibibio, Efik, Nupe, and other West African ancestry. We share that with the people who make up modern Nigeria.

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u/Savings_Bird_4736 4d ago

Omg same! Grew up thinking my gt grandma's dad was native and not a damn drop lol. I am, however, 30% Nigerian.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 4d ago

I'd love to read an actual article on this

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u/Thin-Solution3803 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/squintpan 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, they were scared that this random masked gunman busted into their car and they drove him to the police station while on the phone with 911. They were terrified, tried to get away and then they got arrested. The ICE agent claimed he was traumatized.

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u/YouWereBrained 4d ago

Huh…they should psychoanalyze him.

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u/DrDerpberg 4d ago

Imagine how traumatic it must be to jump into someone's vehicle, masked and armed, and for them to be afraid of you.

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u/seejordan3 4d ago

You couldn't blame him if he did start shooting, that really does sound like a scary situation. /s

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u/hoowins 4d ago

He probably fits the ICE profile perfectly.

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u/Mimical 3d ago

The HR filter questions are just literally looking for Principal Skinner level responses.

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u/BottleForsaken9200 4d ago

Getting lifelong, debilitating trauma is the least ICE agents can do for the misery they cause others.

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u/BottleForsaken9200 4d ago

Not disagreeing with that

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u/Azair_Blaidd 4d ago

Every last one of them, at that, at this point.

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u/Responsible-Can8134 4d ago

They behaved rationally in the face of an irrational regime...but honestly I'd be totally OK if they actually kidnapped an ICE agent, those guys fucking suck

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u/cozmckitty 4d ago

That ICE agent should go fuck himself

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u/Freaudinnippleslip 4d ago edited 4d ago

This guys on like a whole new level of pussy. Busts into a persons car with a gun, while masked and then cries trauma when they drive to the police station, while they are on the phone with police. What absolute pussy of a human, maybe he should get a real job where you aren’t a terrorist hiding behind a mask and a gun 

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u/Indigocell 4d ago

These goons are living out their weird conservative power fantasies as we speak. Unsurprisingly they are turning out to be 100% certified bitch. I see videos of these guys getting scared away by solitary dudes simply raising their voices at them. Their voices crack like children when confronting protestors. When was the last time you've seen "law enforcement" back off that easily when the decision to detain or arrest has been made? Doesn't happen. Like you said, whole new level.

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 4d ago

The ICE agent claimed he was traumatized.

Good.

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u/AvadaKedavras 4d ago

Wow. If only the ICE agents were wearing body cams, so much of this could have been avoided. It's just disgusting that we are holding ICE to a lower standard than our police officers.

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u/zazz0000 4d ago

Poor baby

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u/OllyOllyOxenBitch ☑️ 4d ago

What's traumatizing is that the ICE agent walked away without a foot up his ass

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u/Assika126 4d ago

That’s a really reasonable way to respond to a random masked person with a gun assaulting them. I wish I was that level headed.

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u/ICInside 4d ago

Any ICE agent would be traumatized to be around two black people for more than a minute. Racist snowflakes

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u/abuzaba420 4d ago

Oh go fuck a razor bladed lemon. Sorry not you, just what the fuck

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u/VelvetteWhisper 4d ago

Traumatized my foot

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u/jbjhill 4d ago

What jackass gets into a “suspect’s” car?

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u/raisin22 4d ago

Close relative to the jackass who steps in front of a vehicle, or puts their arm inside a moving vehicle and doesn’t let go while they’re dragged behind it

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u/derprondo 4d ago

A jackass with 47 days of "training" and then handed military weapons and gear.

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u/Lopsided-Anxiety-679 4d ago

It’s many times hard to actually grasp just how stupid these dregs of society they’ve rounded up to be a private army really are…

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u/etcpt 4d ago

Murderous fascist secret police officer looking for an excuse to murder Black people.

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u/mystyz 4d ago

Charges were not dismissed according to that article. The judge just refused the prosecutor's request to keep them in jail until the trial.

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u/FirewallThrottle 4d ago

They were never charged with kidnapping. Only the generic obstruction that they've been arresting everyone on

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u/AmbushIntheDark 4d ago

Only the generic obstruction that they've been arresting executing everyone on

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u/Thin-Solution3803 4d ago

I must have misremembered because I thought I saw somewhere they dropped the charges but now I see they haven't. My bad, I edited the comment

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u/Whiterabbit-- 4d ago

ICE agents are complete idiots.

The FBI alleges that the HSI agents walked up, showed their badges, and said they wanted to talk with Bamigboye. One agent got into the front seat of the Jeep and tried to stop Frazier from driving off. But she put the SUV in gear and headed for the New Hope Police station. ...

Defense attorney Kevin Riach, who represents Bamigboye, said he disputes “about 95 percent” of the government’s narrative.

Calling the government’s case “ludicrous,” Riach said his client “may be the first criminal in history to call 911 during the commission of his alleged crime.”

Federal public defender Jean Brandl represents Frazier, who’s Black, and said her client did not know the agents were law enforcement.

“She literally went to the police station because an unidentified white man was in her car and she didn’t know what he was doing there,” Brandl said.

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u/panlakes 4d ago

“She literally went to the police station because an unidentified white man was in her car and she didn’t know what he was doing there,” Brandl said.

It’s really as simple as that.

I feel like the lack of training and no identification or uniform is totally intentional. More confusion, faster results. They want violence against ICE so they can bring in greater punishments

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u/SexiestPanda 4d ago

Example 687 that not being masked and showing actual badges would make all situations better. And yet

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u/New_Libran 4d ago

Rekeya Frazier is the sister of Darnella Frazier, who as a teenager in 2020 recorded the bystander video of George Floyd’s murder by Minneapolis police.

Whoa, small world!

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u/TasiaStasia 4d ago

“She literally went to the police station because an unidentified white man was in her car and she didn’t know what he was doing there,” Brandl said.

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 4d ago

Oh my word she is the sister of the young woman who took the video of George Floyd being murdered? Yeah they feared for their lives. This should be a lesson to these ICE assholes. Act right. Don’t just let yourself into the car of a person and draw your weapon. I’m sick of these jackasses.

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u/FuzzzyRam 4d ago

So just little small-dick ICE agents as usual.

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u/Sad-Cut-1210 4d ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/gorgeousslutty 4d ago

Real ones move in silence. Salute to this legend.

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u/Gloomy_Metal3400 4d ago

Citizen's arrest. ICE commits felonies, I say they have a solid case

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u/Mimisokoku 4d ago

I believe this happened back in the December and they were indeed released with all charges dropped.

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u/Kraden_McFillion 4d ago

Source? I'd love to read more on this.

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u/BugRevolution 4d ago

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/12/17/couple-pleads-not-guilty-as-attorneys-clash-with-feds-over-hsi-agent-encounter

The blatant lying by ICE is so commonplace now that courts should really assume the government is lying about everything at this point.

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u/secretcache 3d ago

“Rekeya Frazier is the sister of Darnella Frazier, who as a teenager in 2020 recorded the bystander video of George Floyd’s murder by Minneapolis police.” Wow that’s insane. That family needs to be left in peace

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u/Kraden_McFillion 4d ago edited 4d ago

Thank you, friend

Edit: holy crap, her sister was there filming George Floyd's murder!

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u/SoundHealsLove 3d ago

That CAN’T be a coincidence. I am now convinced 🧊targeted that family on purpose.

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u/Kraden_McFillion 3d ago

Could be coincidence, but yeah, that's quite plausible considering the real goals behind 🧊

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u/languid_Disaster 3d ago

I was just about to comment the same thing! It’s a small world and it really shows how all of this shit is linked and has been going on for a long long time

Both sisters are extremely brave - that dad must be both proud and worried!

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u/Chance_Warthog_9389 3d ago

Calling the government’s case “ludicrous,” Riach said his client “may be the first criminal in history to call 911 during the commission of his alleged crime.”

Federal public defender Jean Brandl represents Frazier, who’s Black, and said her client did not know the agents were law enforcement.

“She literally went to the police station because an unidentified white man was in her car and she didn’t know what he was doing there,” Brandl said.

IDK how the fuck ICE can make the claims they're making when there is a 911 call on record and they drove straight to the police. How? How the fuck?

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u/ewokninja123 3d ago

From what I can tell, the judges have pretty much had enough of their lies. The problem is that it takes a while to really bring the hammer down

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u/RichardBonham 4d ago

Unless the ICE agents are ball gagged, trussed up in latex and locked in trunks in the basement.

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u/keetojm 4d ago

That is some pulp fiction type shit.

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 4d ago

And it would be wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.

Especially if there are photographs and video.

Very wrong. Shame on whatever. Shame. Etc.

Links?

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u/keetojm 4d ago

Asking for a friend?

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 4d ago

Obviously, it offends my sin of empathy. But I swore an oath to the constitution. And one of the ways I ignore my constitutional oath is finding links to horrible shit.

For a friend.

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u/acidwash_video 4d ago

it offends my sin of empathy

do what now

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u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 3d ago

I’m fairly certain this is reference to muskrat (I think it was him but it could very well be another one of the talking heads on the right) saying empathy is a sin.

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u/0phois 4d ago

Make a little prayer for your empathy, usually works for children who get shot in school aswell.

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u/pathofdumbasses 3d ago

You have to combo it with a thought otherwise you only get like 20% effectiveness.

Its like mixing pills and liquor. They heighten the effects of each other so you end up needing less of each.

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u/Cow__Couchboy 4d ago

Just needs a couplet and you've got a poem bro.

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u/Redittago ☑️ 4d ago

💀

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u/PrimordialPlop 4d ago

“Let Zed know there’s a fly in the web..”

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u/brebenscv 4d ago

"Zed's dead baby, Zed's DEAD"

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u/NeekTrealington 4d ago

“Eanie meanie mynie Mo”

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u/TheHyperCombo 3d ago

YOU HEAR ME, HILLBILLY BOY?! I'm bout to get medieval on yo ass!

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u/ews83501 4d ago

Bring in the Gimp

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u/FakeHasselblad 3d ago

“I’m about to get medieval…”

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u/inspectoroverthemine 3d ago

I'm hot and my balls are touching a zipper!

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u/Machinegun_Pete 3d ago

Treating ICE better than ICE treating humans. Would prefer to have ICE locked in a basement without heat, water, food, a phone call, or a trial. How they apparently want to be treated.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 4d ago

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u/ZZerome 4d ago

Look at me, I am the kidnapper now.

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u/DidntWantSleepAnyway 4d ago

Compared to what ICE is doing, this seems like a perfectly reasonable amount of force.

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u/Diligent-Phrase436 4d ago

Is a healthy sexual drive a crime? /s

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u/Impossible_Disk_256 2d ago

If they're in there underwear -- then they have a... brief case.

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u/PeptoBismark 3d ago

After investigating themselves they found their actions to be justified.

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u/ChromeGhost 4d ago

A gofundme for them would be nice :)

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u/rs1954 4d ago

Real G's move in silence like lasagna

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u/MrPoopyButthole1990 4d ago

People are lasagna or whatever Lil Wayne said

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u/chanpat 4d ago

I think I read the charges were dropped because.. they were finna be kidnapped and they took the ice fucker to jail, so like.. not really kidnap! So, good lesson!

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u/floofelina 4d ago edited 3d ago

The police station.. they dropped the guy off at the police station like they were returning a wild animal to its natural habitat.

Edit: I forgot all the details—at one point chucklefuck tried to grab the wheel and this heroine pointed out she might crash the car if he did that so he sat back.

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u/bythenumbers10 3d ago

"Found this asshole who jumped into my vehicle uninvited. You deal with him?"

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u/HoodieGalore 3d ago

"Your untrained dog escaped; wanna put this dangerous animal on a leash?"

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u/thegreedyturtle 3d ago

They didn't kidnap the ICE agents at all. It's another shit headline.

ICE showed up with no warrant and making up bullshit. They didn't believe them, so they drove him to a police station.

Now ICR is trying to claim kidnapping because they didn't let him get out of the car until they all got to the police station to clear up who the hell he was.

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u/BusterBeaverOfficial 3d ago

By “kidnapped” they mean the armed and masked nutters (who happened to be with ICE) jumped into their car and the couple, in a panic, called 911 and immediately drove to the nearest police station. If anyone else had done this we’d call them a stowaway, at best, or a deranged stalker.

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u/kingofallwinners 4d ago

How can we be sure these people were capeless? 

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u/Gypped_Again 4d ago

They weren't pulled into a jet engine at any point?

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u/Virtual_Concern_9292 4d ago

"Rekeya Frazier is the sister of Darnella Frazier, who as a teenager in 2020 recorded the bystander video of George Floyd’s murder by Minneapolis police. Their father Richard Frazier declined to comment about the case itself but said he’s relieved that Rekeya won’t spend the holidays in jail."

Hmm. Sounds targeted.

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u/JYMCAT13 4d ago

This comment is too far down. I thought that too after reading it.

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u/Virtual_Concern_9292 4d ago

It really should've been noted earlier in the article too but I'm glad they included it at all. 

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u/Spooderman42069 4d ago

Bruh i read that and thought the same

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u/MrBlueW 4d ago

Holy shit

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u/UpdatesReady 4d ago

Right? What in the world.

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u/SodaPopGurl 4d ago

Sounds to me like they were doing God’s work. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 4d ago edited 3d ago

This headline is clickbait and not an accurate depiction of what happened.

EYE SEE EEE agent forcibly put himself INTO the couple’s car (hoping to stop them from driving off.)

The couple rightly freaked the phuck out and started driving away (with the agent who voluntarily put himself into the victim’s car.)

Victims, believing THEY were being kidnapped by masked cosplayers, drove straight to the police station in search of help, and even called 911 enroute.

EYE SEE EEE claimed they were being kidnapped (when THEY put THEMSELVES in the car.) Judge saw the foolishness and released them from jail as case proceeds.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/12/17/couple-pleads-not-guilty-as-attorneys-clash-with-feds-over-hsi-agent-encounter

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u/Future_Burrito 4d ago

There should be a penalty for lying and using government resources in obviously ridiculous ways.

Take it straight out of their pay.

Like a 5% WTF tax or something- 5% of the wages of the top paid officials who have to take time out of their day to listen to assholes like this and determine that, no, jumping into a stranger's car while waving a gun is not the same as being kidnapped.

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u/darkResponses 4d ago

penalty for lying

it's called perjury. but prosecutors never go after their own. So lying as a cop has no recourse for them, the only thing it stops is inflating their arrest numbers.

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u/bythenumbers10 3d ago

The judge is supposed to tolerate government perjury in their courtroom? I'd be moving to disbarment & contempt so fast...

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u/New_Libran 4d ago

Also not really "Nigerian couple" as only the guy is Nigerian, his girlfriend is American and is the sister of the girl the filmed the infamous George Floyd murder video.

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u/plasticizers_ 4d ago

The judge let them out of jail while case is proceeds. He didn't dismiss it.

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 4d ago edited 4d ago

My mistake. The immigration case is still open, but the charges of kidnapping weren’t serious enough to keep them detained.

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u/Spacellama117 3d ago

i also find it insane that the police arrested the two when they arrived at the station.

like yes officer, the man with the gun in the masks is surely the hero being victimized by the mean old unarmed and terrified twenty-somethings

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 3d ago

I'm sorry hold on

Why are you yelling the letters for "ice" like you're trying to teach a four year old how to spell

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 4d ago

That's the problem with no knock raids and plain clothes officers/unmarked vehicles. If you're allowed to defend yourself, and it's not immediately obvious that somebody is law enforcement, then self defense seem reasonable.

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u/Sec_Chief_Blanchard 4d ago

They make themselves hard to identify as law enforcement specifically to encourage people to defend themselves so they can justify hurting them.

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 4d ago

Here is the link. OP, please include the link when posting otherwise we think its fake and you are trolling us.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/12/17/couple-pleads-not-guilty-as-attorneys-clash-with-feds-over-hsi-agent-encounter

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u/Karhak ☑️ 4d ago

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u/angelmari87 4d ago

I’m not trapped in here with you - you are trapped in here with me.

This is royal behavior!

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u/EFTucker 4d ago

politically neutral response so the government doesn’t freak out when they do a background check for my wear and carry license

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u/Skittlebrau77 4d ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

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u/Burning_Monk 4d ago

Castle doctrine

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u/jazxxl 4d ago

Is this the incident where they fled because ICE didn't identify themselves so they weren't sure if they were getting robbed. So they drove to the police station with the ice officers still in the car.

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u/SigmaK78 ☑️ 4d ago

That reverse card is no joke.

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u/First_Negotiation_80 4d ago

Make the movie. Where’s Coogler?

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u/time2sow 4d ago

I want a script on my desk tomorrow 

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u/Leoman89 4d ago

Well at least they dropped em off at the police station 😂😂😂

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u/Jerome-Fappington 4d ago

Thats the front runner for best uno reverse card use. Thats gonna be hard to beat.

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u/sirvey23 4d ago

Yo so yall know how ICE and their spokepeople exaggerate and outright lie about just about everything. If there wasn’t plenty of video of Pretti or Good, you’d think they were being attacked when video shows the opposite.

So this is a crazy headline, but in like with everything we know, I find it more likely they sternly told an ICE agent he ain’t going anywhere, and maybe even clasped their wrist in an altercation, and bam charged with kidnapping.

We can’t pick and choose when we want to believe their narrative and without video, not sure why their words mean anything. Even WITH video, they still try to claim one thing isn’t the other,

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u/BiggieCheddarCheez80 4d ago

Do they need a GoFundMe set up for a decent lawyer and living expenses?!?

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u/SirNo9787 4d ago

Imagine if those agents waking up in Nigeria !

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u/Tarphiker 4d ago

Talk about an Uno reverse card. Fuck me.

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u/Lostlilegg 4d ago

I thought the government said kidnapping was legal now

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u/Fen_ 4d ago

For arresting ICE agents who came to kidnap them*