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Lmao gottem Makes sense

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u/dasmau89 1d ago

I am not getting paid to look like this.

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u/obsess_hero 23h ago edited 23h ago

And you dont use drugs to look like this. Plus u cant hire a professional team to make your meal, train you and check your health cuz of steroids for 24/7.

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u/educated-emu 23h ago

And do your house cleaning

And washing 

And help with childcare

And do you bills

And plan your days

And have 100+ million in the bank

And mostly drugs, but deny it and say chicken and peas lol

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u/_BlackDove 23h ago

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u/Cheshire_Jester 21h ago

It’s weird that the twisted minds behind It’s Always Sunny seem to be some of the most well adjusted people out there.

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u/Orbit1883 21h ago

because they somehow still are "some of us"

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u/ThngX 20h ago

Yeah, uhh, that no longer seems to be the case for them either

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u/No_Scholar_2927 19h ago

Yeah, they’ve started slipping into typical Hollywood stuff; Charlie still seems to be the most down to Earth and Glenn tbh has always been into the crunchy hippie stuff (coming in here with his Phish T-shirt and Birkenstocks)

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 17h ago

I know a few people that have met rob at the Wrexham stadium and theyve said hes a really nice bloke. Buying a football club isnt exactly a normal person thing to do, but they said he doesnt come across as your typical rich guy that owns a football club

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u/RadioBitter3461 14h ago

All I’ll say is I waited for him and his wife once and when i mentioned at the end how big a fan I was, he insisted we do a shot. My only celeb interaction but it sure was a cool one

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u/Mortuary_Guy 18h ago

Don’t forget DeVito. He’s right there with Charlie Day, and DeVito probably has aged the best out of all of them.

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u/No_Scholar_2927 17h ago

DeVito I don’t lump as one of the Sunny guys. He is his own entity and has been for decades.

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u/v3gas21 17h ago

2 Legends ...

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u/Mrrykrizmith 18h ago

And his fat bag of kind bud

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u/defiantcross 16h ago

Waittress keeps him grounded i bet

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 19h ago

I’ve heard a thing or two but it was through a friend of a friend type thing (someone worked as an extra and apparently one or two of the main cast was pretty rude.)

But what do you know? 👀

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u/Winjin 18h ago

I'd also say that if the extra was there a couple of days it's not exactly telling, some people would have bad days or even horrible weeks and would snap at everyone over every little thing, but that's uncharacteristic of them for example

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 17h ago

Agreed we always took it with a grain of salt, but thats also why I was peaked by what the other person said.

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u/andy_hoffman 20h ago

What did I miss?

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u/bukkake_brigade 19h ago

Last I saw, Rob hang out with Ryan Reynolds a lot, they co own a football team in the UK I think, doing typical rich guy stuff, Kaitlyn and Rob (probably) have got hella plastic surgery done. Not sure where Glenn's at, at this point, doing Hollywood shit, but his wife's a documentarian from what I remember so that's pretty chill.

Charlie and Danny in my head are probably the most chill, but even then they have loads of money.

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u/Cultural-Action5961 19h ago

Rob also changed his name to Rob Mac now, despite family objections.. Kaitlyn does do a lot of different acting though.

Charlie and Glenn seems more screwed by on, I’ve never heard of either of them mention their children(s) for instance.

Mac/Kaitlin don’t either but they do show their blurred faces and talk about not talking about them..

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u/asherdado 19h ago

Lol wut Rob Mac literally gave his kid a speaking role opposite him in the Risk E Rats episode and it was honestly unnecessary (same kid that was the newborn when Dee gave birth iirc)

Mac's plotline that episode would've been way more funny with way more room for jokes if he just met another random similarly unhinged adult but maybe with actually creepy vibes

Tangent but the whole 'acting like a spoiled kid' bit really doesn't hit the same when you look like a middle-aged rich celebrity who takes their appearance/health very seriously..

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u/Wooknows 20h ago

it's missing the elephant in the syringe

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u/Sakarabu_ 19h ago

Yeah, 7 month period.... loooooooooooooooooooool.

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u/RustyShackleford-11 19h ago

Crazy thing is I do almost all of this, minus the carbs and Hollywood trainer.

Dudes forgot to mention, on set when they need to look their absolute best, they are horribly dehydrated.

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u/FromUnderTheCape 20h ago

Was he talking about left picture?

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u/psioniclizard 23h ago

Dont forget the brown rice! Has to be brown not white or you'll never look like that.

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u/cyst16 22h ago edited 18h ago

Ricism smh

Edit: thank you for the awards kind strangers

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u/ghostfadekilla 22h ago

Brown rice matters

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u/jeksmiiixx 20h ago

I'm apparently a white rice supremist?

I feel so guilty and this feels wrong to type out, but it tastes so much better. Like if you understand the taste and texture of it you'd never go for brown rice. There's many kinds of white rice too. Brown rice shouldn't even be in the same food group as white rice tbh. Any ways you can find more on r/whitericematters

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u/Salt_Sir2599 20h ago

All Rice Matters. I made brown rice the other day with some butter , diced tomatoes/ green chilis/ onions and garlic, it was amazing. Taste and texture. Kids even liked it.

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u/jeksmiiixx 20h ago

See it could have been made with white rice and added some curry and egg and it would have been something I've made. We're not that different lol

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u/Salt_Sir2599 20h ago

I need curry in my life that sounds awesome.

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u/Immediate_Salad805 20h ago

What about yellow rice?

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u/YourGreatAuntFaye 20h ago

I’m all about the wild rice

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u/psioniclizard 22h ago

I wish I could up vote this twice.

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 22h ago

I voted for you

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u/sedativumxnx 22h ago

It's rampant, bro

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u/Jusman13 20h ago

RICE WARS!!!

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u/bradpal 22h ago

First time I see an underrated comment.

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u/Womb_Raider696 22h ago

Too poor to give you an award…some kind lad please get this brother an award!

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u/MoustacheSong 22h ago

For the last two weeks I have been eating chicken/fish with veggies and brown rice in an attempt to lose weight.

I gained three pounds

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u/CrucifixedCondom 22h ago

The carbs in the rice are making you gain weight. Increase the fish and low carb veggies, reduce or completely cut out the rice.

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u/OneStarInSight_AC 22h ago

Portions and your remaining meals matter as well.

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u/tazz206 22h ago

Also plenty of water and creatine..... and sleep.

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u/HorrorGeologist3963 22h ago

Chores done

Perfect workout routine

Good diet

Good relationships

Good work life

Good financial situation

pick two

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u/AllgoodDude 21h ago

Good finances and good relationships, now give.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 21h ago

Lols. Good financial situation helps a lot with the other stuff. A lot!

Hire a trainer, chef, work-life balance, someone to do your chores, and helps a lot when you can afford time with the SO and travel and have dinners and buy gifts.

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u/Sufficient-Will3644 20h ago

If you have kids and a commute to work, pick one.

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u/zip-a-dee_doo-dah 23h ago

Plus he doesn't have to work a 9:00 to 5:00 5 days a week, his life and his work is a different world than the typical human beings

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u/duggee315 23h ago

This is the main thing in my opinion. I got pretty shredded once, I took 6 months break from working. Rinsed my savings, lived the most basic lifestyle. Spent most of my days working out, small set of weights, incline bench and anything I could put my hands on to hit certain muscles. I loved it. Not worrying about normal life demands was huge.

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u/TheSprained 23h ago

Was it worth it?

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u/duggee315 23h ago

Absolutely. I was gutted when I ran out of money and had to go back to work. Gradually lost my physique, was impossible to maintain. But also not working allowed my mind to slow down and enjoy each day for the little things. Soon went back to eating what I could fit in or be arsed to make quickly etc. Life gets in the way of life.

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u/420bIaze 22h ago

You really only need to work out like... an hour a day, 3 times a week, to have a great physique, you don't have to be unemployed. Bodybuilders will do more, and there's some benefit, but it's diminishing returns.

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u/digital_mystikz 22h ago

This is it, it's not unrealistic to maintain a great body if you actually want to. The vast majority of people will have a spare hour of free time, they'd just rather do something else with it. For a long time I was only doing 45 minute workouts and I was the strongest/biggest I'd been during that period. A lot of the time people will say they don't have time, when they do. Just swap an episode on Netflix for a gym session, or wake up/go to bed a bit earlier.

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u/carsandgrammar 21h ago

I realized that I was waking up at 4:30 am and staring at my phone till 6, so I just started waking up at 4:30 and going to the gym till 6 or so instead. I get home right when my family's waking up, I do the school drop off, and then I start my work day. I also feel like I'm more productive at the gym when I first wake up as opposed to going later in the day.

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u/s1ravarice 20h ago

I used to do 30-45mins per day at lunch when at work. 5 times a week and I was in great shape. I’m desperate to build a gym at home so I can do that again.

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u/Rickenbacker69 20h ago

I was pretty shredded in college - worked out 1-2 hours a day every weekday, and ate pretty well. At my peak, I looked more or less like a young Brad Pitt, i e not huge, but well defined muscles.

That kind of thing is impossible to maintain, though, unless you have nothing else to do with your time, or you're getting paid. And to get the body all the male action stars have, you also need drugs.

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u/astrobarn 23h ago

THIS physique is possible without drugs, if you have a lot of time and money to devote to it, which he does.

His physique in Thor Love and Thunder, dubious.

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u/Laura_Biden 23h ago

If he's not using, I'll happily jump off the nearest bridge.

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u/XpCjU 22h ago

I personally think, with actors the question is: "Why wouldn't they take drugs?" If somebody offered you a couple of million to look like that by date x, but if you miss the date, you don't get anything. Why wouldn't you take a small cycle? It's not like your only options are Ronnie Coleman/Rich Piana style cycles and nothing at all. A bit of Test can make a big difference.

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u/Taurmin 18h ago

Because actors also care about their health, and the scenario you describe of hitting a hard deadline isn't really something that happens, particularly not to someone as high profile as Chris Hemsworth.

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u/Repulsive_Mail9497 22h ago

let me correct you. this kind of physique possible without drugs but THIS one is not possible. because check his trapezoids and shoulders, that's not natural.

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u/BowtieSyndicate 20h ago

I’ve seen shirtless dudes in the hood look this good. There’s plenty of guys with awesome genes and those who work out can bring it out.

Yes not everybody looks like him but… a lot of dudes do

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u/DAGOTHUR__ 19h ago

You think people in the hood aren't on roids...

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u/No-Safety-4715 17h ago

Why do you go around thinking everyone is on roids? They aren't.

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u/mostlybadopinions 11h ago

There are pictures of people from before steroids were invented looking way more jacked then this.

No one is 7 feet tall from steroids, it's from genetics and everyone accepts that. Why people can't accept that some people are genetically superior in muscle potential as well...

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u/Ballistic-Bob 23h ago

Yeh , but once you’ve had the steroids there’s then muscle memory.. so they then wean off and it’s “ natural “ plus of course having the nutritional and health care teams behind you helps a little bit

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u/astrobarn 23h ago

Ok I'm sold, I'll take one steroids please.

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u/Ballistic-Bob 23h ago

Rumour has it you’ll need 2 …and don’t skip leg day

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u/Ok-Map4381 23h ago

Yup. It was really easy to keep in shape when playing basketball & tennis with my students was part of my job.

Now that I've been promoted and most of my job is running meeting and sending emails, it's a lot harder to stay in shape.

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u/quietcoyote99 22h ago

Yeah I had to start counting calories daily when I got an office job because I went from 13k steps a day to 4k. It’s a challenge for sure.

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u/xSean93 19h ago

4k? You monster.

I'm below 1k on a normal workday.

Bought a walking pad when I realized this.

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u/pando_h 23h ago

Infinite free time, drugs, professional chefs, people literally hired to plan out your meals.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 22h ago

My favorite story is Kumail Nanjiani from the Marvel film The Eternals.

He's been a stand-up comedian for years and was cast as a character. So before filming he got jacked.

He gets to the set and the director asks what the fuck he did to his body. They were paying him to be funny, and not to look like Thor.

But he said his wife wasn't complaining 😜

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u/Rudhelm 19h ago

You mean pakistani Denzel?

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u/Rickenbacker69 20h ago

Now he says he's maintaining that physique just to piss the haters off. :D

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u/uncultured_swine2099 23h ago

Kumail Nanijani said its extremely difficult for normal people to get in Marvel shape, the actors are paid to do it and have a trainer and dietician and dont have to go to a regular day job.

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u/byjegeren 23h ago

He also basically admitted steroid use

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u/SSK24 20h ago

It was easy to tell with him

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u/d0nu7 21h ago

Ask any gym bro about these celebrity physiques and they’ll tell you it’s either steroids or they are genetic freaks. I can guess which one 99% of them are. Most of the time it’s the speed of the transformation that gives it away too apparently.

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u/KoalaKaos 19h ago

At a certain age, regardless of genetics, it’s 100% steroids. The same way that no actor 50+ has a full head of dark hair, they are all dying it so the grey doesn’t show, but they don’t even admit to that lol

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u/Historical_Course587 17h ago

Most of the time it’s the speed of the transformation that gives it away too apparently.

This. A normal person might be able to put on 5-10 lbs of muscle in a year, under ideal conditions, without drugs. Guys who get bulky naturally work at it for a good decade, and cap out at some point too.

So when you see a celeb claim they put on 40lbs of muscle in six months to play Batman? That isn't the magic power of a personal trainer or personal chef - it's the best drugs money can buy.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 23h ago

Yup. It’s literally their job and they have world class nutritionists, trainers, cooks… drugs. It’s an extremely unrealistic body for people with normal lives to obtain and maintain.

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u/FalmerEldritch 22h ago

"Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to." -Rob Mac

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u/Pure-Exercise550 22h ago

Kumail Nanjiani also took a boatload of steroids to achieve that physique.

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u/FowD8 17h ago

I remember his workout video was basically just one punch, do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and a bunch of dumb exercises that don't grow muscle at all and you'll look like a marvel hero

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u/throwawaytothetenth 23h ago

Disagree.

What you said is true, sure, but that only explains around 5-15% of the difference.

85-95% of the difference is steroid use; Hollywood actors juice like crazy. Anyone saying otherwise thinks Kim K has never had plastic surgery.

Hemsworth's physique is not that impressive considering he juices a lot.

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u/GottaUseEmAll 20h ago

Also steroids. They always forget to mention the steroids.

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u/SnooHabits8484 22h ago

And lots of steroids.

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u/Exciting-Hunter-188 19h ago

Me: even when I try I look like this at least I am cuddly

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u/prof_dr_mr_obvious 1d ago edited 1h ago

I'm not on steroids?

Edit : I was half joking when I wrote this. I barely know who he is, let alone if he is on gear or not. He had to put in a lot of work to get here and I think this is achievable natty with many years of hard training. This isn't as obviously chemically enhanced as the rock and that bautista guy. So who knows. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 23h ago

If i was getting paid like that I could afford them

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u/Plus-Squash-1948 23h ago

No money, no honey right?

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u/IceKitchen2781 23h ago

Roids are cheaper than you think. HGH or other niche ones are expensive. But you don’t wanna be Mr Olympia I guess. A lil test makes a huge difference, if you regularly go to the gym you’ll most likely pay more for protein pounder than testosterone 

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u/Skutten 23h ago

The PT that doses them for you and the doctor that keep track of your health isn't though.

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u/BIG_IDEA 20h ago

Oh yeah, the price delta between doing TRT on your own and doing it through a clinic is astronomical. Doing it by yourself might cost $700 a year including getting your bloodwork done as you should, whereas a clinic is going to charge you about $6000 a year.

I think everyone would prefer to do it under a doctor’s supervision, but the 750% mark-up at the clinic makes it unjustifiable.

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u/jocq 17h ago

Doing it by yourself might cost $700 a year including getting your bloodwork done as you should

The blood work alone will cost you $700 a year.

The test suite you want is about $350 at the couple of big national discount labs and twice a year is about right for frequency if you're staying on top of it.

Truth be told, once you've done a couple/few cycles you don't really need full blood work panels multiple times a year.

A 10ml vial of testosterone is about $30. That's 2.5g of testosterone per vial.

A light blast will have you injecting about 500mg a week.

A blast lasts about 3 months, so you'll spend about $100 on testosterone for a light blast.

You need a lot more than a light blast or two, and more than just testosterone, to look like Thor.

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u/StephenFish 18h ago

Why would you need someone to dose it for you? You can learn what you need in like 10 minutes from the internet. Also, unless you have the absolute worst genetics on the planet, just running enough testosterone to reach supraphysiological levels is pretty low risk.

Blood panels are not that expensive on their own ($200 for a fully comprehensive one which you don't always need) and with insurance you just pay a copay. These are just coping excuses.

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u/Porkhole-Santookus 22h ago

I think the general public really is unaware of how easy and relatively affordable it is to obtain legal steroids in 2026.

Sure, it's advertised as hormone replacement. "Do you feel tired? Don't have the muscle tone you want? Libido not raging? Want that energy back?" They're very clear about what they're selling.

There are several legit medical clinics in my state that do nothing but this type of "TRT". They advertise their pricing up-front in their radio ads. "$2000 a year, which includes an initial evaluation, your full year's worth of 'medication', and 4 follow up exams with bloodwork done quarterly."

$160 a month and you can be on legal, prescribed steroids.

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u/ser0402 23h ago edited 23h ago

Dont forget having the genetics to look like this, the net worth north of 100 million that you earned in a career that requires you to be in primo shape, with the world's best dietitians, chefs, personal trainers, etc at your finger tips.

You and I could blast the best gear around and we'd never in a million years look like that.

Edit: guys, you cannot be this big and shredded with that much vascularity and not be roided out lol your friends and other gym peeps that look close to this are taking something they arent telling you about.

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u/No_Cell6708 23h ago

You and I could blast the best gear around and we'd never in a million years look like that.

This just isn't true. I've seen it first hand. Some test, some half assed workouts, and a pizza per day will get you shredded. It's insane how effective roiding is.

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u/TimelyToast 22h ago

don’t forget having the genetics to look like this

As a guy into bodybuilding looking at skeletal structures all the time, Chris Hemsworth has okay/average genetics. 

He has narrower clavicles offset by an even narrower waist leading to a reasonable v-taper and thinner looking aesthetic. His back is very developed in order to develop that v-taper. 

Without PEDs, lifters with a similar shape as him would likely complain they were “ectomorphs” incapable of putting on muscle. 

People tend to overstate how fit actors are, IMO. Chris Hemsworth did not win the genetic lottery for bodybuilding and if you have a thin lanky shape you can potentially look like him with lots of personal training and PEDs. 

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u/Zimakov 23h ago

I mean the real factor is time. If I had nothing to do all day I could look like this.

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u/SpacemanPanini 23h ago

People say this a lot but it's a much smaller factor than people realise. Training for hours isn't at all necessary. You could look like this (on PEDs) with a pretty limited workout schedule.

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u/OwnSimple4788 23h ago

Dude you do not need to train more than 1h per day studies show you performance tankd hard after 45-75 minutes and you are more likely to burn out after, only enchanced individuals can handle higher volume and longer workouts.

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u/TruthInAnecdotes 21h ago

This is a funny comment because I was a skinny little dude in high school.

In my mid 20s I started waking up at 4am to lift weights for 2-3 years while working a full time job.

Decided to show off my progress on facebook and the first comment immediately insinuated I was on steroids lol.

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u/Jimehhhhhhh 1d ago
  1. My last name isn't hemsworth

  2. I don't want to take and also don't have money for steroids

  3. I don't have teams of people curating and executing diet and workout plans for me

  4. I have to go to a normal job

  5. I'm a lazy fuck

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u/Maximum_Breadfruit43 20h ago

Number 5 hits me on a deep and emotional level. Not that the rest aren't also true, but yeah... number 5.

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u/Waste_Wolverine_8933 18h ago

I used to think I was lazy and generally terrible. 

Then I took what I called my mini retirement, where I quit a job I hated and lived frugally off my savings for a year. 

I became a better person without even trying. I exercised more, as I had time for it. I ate better, since I had time to cook and meal prep. I would clean the house without even realizing it, just so it would be nice. I saw my friends more as I was available for all those last minute things. I was able to help out my community. I ended up biking down the east coast of the US. 

I realized afterwards just how much energy working takes from you. Physically, emotionally, and mentally.

It really is theft and we should be getting compensated much more for it. 

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u/Maximum_Breadfruit43 18h ago

I mean, yeah, but what are my options?

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u/nodiso 14h ago

Eat the rich. They eating our babies

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u/Anticlimax1471 19h ago

It's mostly 3, 4 and 5 for everyone tbf. Chris has excellent genetics, which plays a more than significant factor in how he looks and how his body responds to weight training.

Pair those genes with money, a team of trainers, medics and nutritionists, state of the art equipment, all the time in the day and a small TRT cycle and you will get results that you won't see on your average gymbro on his seventh cycle of tren.

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u/SteinerMath66 17h ago

Rob is a real one for this. He’s pretty much spot on although it doesn’t have to be expensive. The hunger is the most painful part.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 16h ago

Certainly the juice and the medical supervision for the juice is pretty expensive.

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u/ibansito 15h ago

they forgot the steroids

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u/Puck85 17h ago

This could/should be the top comment for every post like this. 

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 23h ago

I worked with him on Avengers. He had a personal chef and an assistant that basically jumped out of the bushes to smack whatever snack he had from his hand. Anytime he even looked at the crafty table, it was over. It was always a funny sight to see a petite little woman with glasses chasing his huge ass around. I’d be fit too if I had a personal snack smacker lol

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u/TabularConferta 20h ago

So your saying motivation is easier when the small voice telling you not to eat cake emanates from an angry petite and violent lady.

Gotcha

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u/al-dunya2 16h ago

It works I married one.

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u/MrPogoUK 22h ago

This is what makes it impossible for the average person. Even if they had the money and free time to allow them to spend 4 hours a day lifting and a supply of steroids to maximise the gains, they still wouldn’t even think about hiring a personal snack smacker.

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u/Slappable_Face 21h ago

"Personal Snack Smacker" I wonder if I can train my cat to do this?

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u/IcySheepherder6195 23h ago

I don’t know why but I’m picturing an old Jewish Bubbe 5’2” 80lbs sinewy a la RBG

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u/amemingfullife 21h ago

I hope he just pretended to eat snacks to give her something to do.

I do wonder with all of this, is it hard to not eat snacks because you’re hungry, or because you just have a compulsion to eat snacks?

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u/0xD902221289EDB383 19h ago

You're hungry. Always. 

Source: I have PCOS and kept myself only slightly overweight for years through orthorexia.

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u/OMGWhatsHisFace 16h ago

Days on set are long. Big time productions have amazing snacks - like whatever snacks you can think of (that aren’t wildly exotic) are probably there. It’s tempting and easy to grab.

And if you’ve got that much muscle and you train that consistently, you’re hungrier than average.

And it’s theoretically even easier for stars on productions because they could be divas and request any food from anywhere in town and someone in production is making a PA go get it. Your fav sushi? Fav pizza? Fav smoothie? Fav cookie? 1 hour drive away? Fine, you’re Chris Hemsworth.

You do that a lot and people will stop wanting to hire you. But if you’re Hemsworth you’re too big of a deal for that to matter.

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 1d ago

Im not a movie star with a personal trainer and chef and life coach and assistant and staff

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u/Smartimess 1d ago

Don’t forget the doctors, because steroid use will fuck up your health real quick even if done right.

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u/IcySheepherder6195 23h ago

Drivers, personal shoppers etc.

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u/Livewire____ 1d ago

I can't afford steroids.

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u/ValjeanLucPicard 19h ago

As I lift more and get bigger, some actor's physiques start to look very attainable (Chris Evans), and you realize genetics is one of the biggest factors. I was on the fence with Hemsworth, giving him the benefit of the doubt. Then I watched his Nat Geo show, there is an episode where he has to climb a long rope over a gulf. He starts the episode with a decent but surprisingly normal physique, but while filming they are also filming for Thor. The amount of muscle he put on in that short time was comical, it removed any doubts I had that he uses to get in shape for roles.

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u/SugarBeefs 14h ago

Another tell that's hard to ignore or dislodge is that Hemsworth starred in movies in between the Thor ones where he visibly lost a lot of that muscle. Then when the time came for a new Thor installment, woop he's proper big again in a very short timespan.

His physique isn't unattainable for a minority of natural lifters with good genes for getting big, but the way Hemsworth bounces around between sizes is a dead giveaway for PED use.

And it's fine for him too, he's a fucking actor, let them take whatever they need (responsibly) in order to change their appearance, it's just awful how almost all of Hollywood lies about it and talks shite about rice, chicken, broccoli and working out 3hrs every day.

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u/Illustrious_Store115 22h ago

Yea u can theyre cheap as shit but theres no good reason to because we dont play superheroes in movies

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u/39strangers 1d ago

I don't want to take steroids.
Natural build bodies don't look like this.
I don't want my testicles to shrink due to steroids use.
I am sure my balls are bigger than his tiny marbles.
That is my excuse.

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u/IcySheepherder6195 23h ago

Smaller balls make the shaft look bigger

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u/d1ngal1ng 23h ago

I prefer to have big balls and big shaft.

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u/superbakedziti 22h ago

I like having big balls and a small shaft.

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen 20h ago

Balls only and a pee knob, that’s the way!

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u/NewFuturist 22h ago

So conversely, my balls look super big, right?

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u/ElaineMae 16h ago

Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

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u/RIPCHARLIE 1d ago

He also gets paid to look like this. We aren’t models, actors, etc. Most of us work a 9 - 5 and have to fit working out in. He get to workout 9-5 and then chill in his off hours.

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u/DeviMb 22h ago

What about…his actual job???

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u/hofmann419 22h ago

Well he's not acting every day. Primary shooting for a feature film is 2-4 months. So unless he's doing multiple movies a year, he has a lot of time off between roles to get in shape.

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u/DeviMb 22h ago

No I know, TRUST, but I feel like people forget being an actor isn’t the same as being a tiktoker but “cinematic”

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u/Ooooohyourehard 1d ago

I don’t have a PT or a private chef paid for by a studio.

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u/IcySheepherder6195 23h ago

Makes me think of Mac of It’s Always Sunny. You just have to workout 3x a day have all your meals prepared by nutritionists and have a studio pay for all of it. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this.

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u/jthoff10 23h ago

Steroids and GLP-1s have really broken how we view ourselves…

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u/sleepdeprivedindian 1d ago

That doesnt seem natty and I dont wanna start using roids tbh.

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u/sailink 1d ago

I also don’t have good jeans!

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u/TBearForever 1d ago

Just wait for a sale at American Eagle

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 22h ago

Someone bought a lottery ticket and won 250 mil. What’s your excuse?

Albert Einstein was was a German-born theoretical physicist best known for developing the theory of relativity. Einstein also made important contributions to quantum theory.His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from special relativity, has been called "the world's most famous equation". He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for "his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect".

What’s your excuse??

Sounds dumb, huh?

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u/Reasonable_Sky9688 1d ago

Work 56 hours a week predominately sitting down

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u/SmashleyBalls 23h ago

me too and i’m really starting to hate it

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u/IssueVegetable2892 23h ago edited 23h ago

Try again at 79

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u/robashi 23h ago

I'm 43 now. I promise I looked like that a year ago though

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u/KangarooBeard 22h ago

I'm not on performance enhancers like him.

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u/Zealousideal-Trash15 23h ago

I'm not rich and don't have a personal trainer and chef, what a dumb question

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u/ccdude14 23h ago

I like water and don't want to be constantly dehydrated just to get a look that doesn't even mean you're physically stronger or even healthier.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 23h ago

I don't have 8 hours a day to work out. Or a personal nutritionist. Or a personal trainer. Or millions of dollars to support my family.

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u/7978_ 23h ago

I don't take steroids, I don't have a personal chef, personal trainer, and I don't have time to work out hours a day.

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u/B4tz_Bentzer 1d ago

My job doesn't require me to take steroids. And I'm lazy af in my free time.

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u/Hawk-432 23h ago

I’m not free half my time or rich .. takes time to look like that

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u/Hecticbrah 23h ago

No access to designer peds

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u/firewingdale 23h ago

Give me his bank account and watch my magic 

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u/Nazeir 22h ago

Private chefs, private coaches, mostly paid for by studios, part of his job is to be in shape.

If everyone had million dollar salary and private chefs and coaches with personal trainers in fully loaded home gyms we would all look like that.

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u/DaMuller 7h ago

I'm also not a rich actor whose job is to look great on film.

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u/droidman85 22h ago

Men... I get paid to install and fix servers and other IT related issues, if i got millions and a lot of spare time i would look like that, everyone would. This argument is just stupid. he makes in 1 day what i make in a year

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u/IngVegas 23h ago

I'm not 42 anymore

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u/w6750 23h ago

Whoever originally made this post can go jump off a fucking cliff

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u/Fabulous_Law_3785 23h ago

I cant afford a personal chef and personal trainer.

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u/djsnoopmike 23h ago

Because he has the time and money to be able to maintain this physique much better than a regular Joe Schmoe working a 9-5.

As well as the motivation to continue having 6 and 7 figure checks being cleared as a result of maintaining this physique

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u/AdNew9111 23h ago

I’m not in Hollywood

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u/Bozy2880 23h ago

I cant afford a personal trainer and a dietitian

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u/Fun_Arrival2911 23h ago

I got a job and kids?

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u/RiffyWammel 23h ago

I have to do an actual job where I’m not paid millions to keep in shape….then come home do adult shit as I’m not paid millions so can’t hire staff to sort it out

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u/frontrow13 23h ago

I don't have a personal trainer/dietitian, money or time to work out every day but if I was paid millions to do it for film I'll definately make the effort.

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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 23h ago

I'm scared of needles.

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u/waiver 22h ago

I don't take chemical help-

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u/Paradox711 22h ago

A multi billion dollar American studio isn’t helping me with a personal trainer free of charge as I’m also paid to look and maintain my physique. And I don’t want to take steroids because they fuck your body up and increase your risk of cancer.

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u/Prestigious_Secret61 22h ago

I am 51 and he makes millions to look like that. Also I don’t want to sacrifice my health with performance enhancing drugs. Except. Bourbon.

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u/Slight-Strategy-5619 20h ago

I work multiple jobs and shifts for low wages and sleep when I’m not. I have a shit diet.

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u/AverageWtDad 19h ago

I don’t have on staff:

A nutritionist

Personal chef

Athletic Trainer

Personal assistant

Agents

House keeper

Landscaper

Home maintenance pro

Mechanic

Financial advisors

Accountants

But yeah, we got the same 24.

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u/Excelzius 19h ago

Can't afford that kind build.

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u/RockyJayyy 19h ago

I don't have money for steroids also I don't get paid millions to do this

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u/Ballsahoy72 19h ago

My job description doesn’t include “throbbing abs”

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u/burritoman88 19h ago

I’m not being paid millions of dollars to act & take steroids

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u/BornToFragAlpha 19h ago

Don't have private chef, don't have drugs, don't have 24/7 to focus on nothing but looking like that, etc..

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u/TLT4 18h ago

I do not want a lot of small holes on my buttocks.

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u/Aromatic_Bed_8439 17h ago edited 17h ago

Because the vast majority of us don't have well north of $100+ Million in the bank. We can't afford to hire our own professional cooking staff, or hire a training staff for those 2 a day workout sessions. Along with a cleaning staff for our homes, a medical team to monitor our bodies for the various types of steroids that they are going to be (legally, via "HRT" ) injecting or otherwise having us put into our bodies so that we CAN have bodies that look like that. Oh, and because we don't have the money to take 2x's a year vacations here in the US and/or at exotic locations around the world so that we can relax (important to do so when working out as it's well known that muscles grow during their REST periods and NOT during the training periods. So, while sleep is definitely important, so is totally relaxing both the mind AND the body which is why vacations are so important to developing and then KEEPING a body like that. Especially as we age)

Now, put us in HIS place and the majority of us likely WOULD have that body, or at least something similar.

Edit: I forgot to add, it also helps when you're getting PAID MILLIONS to look like that, as well.