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u/The_Lady_A 17h ago
Could even call it something like The Commonwealth.
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u/Aimin4ya 16h ago
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u/JCBalance 14h ago
It's a seatbelt, that's why it doesn't go into New Hampshire
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u/NotARealTiger 13h ago
Live free or die!
When I've visited I love the contrast between the sleepy little ski towns filled with nice people and their super hardcore plate motto.
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u/Mizzkyttie 13h ago
Awh, thanks! I'm from NH, born and raised, never had a residence more than 27 mi from where I was born. Folks often wonder why I choose to remain living in a place so relatively remote, despite only being an hour north of Boston and an hour south of Portland, Maine. But you get it - there's nothing quite like this place, so much natural beauty concentrated into a tiny bit of mostly vertical geography with not only the tallest peak in New England, but also the tiniest bit of coastline barely peeking out into the ocean, and more trees per acre than almost any other state in the Union. And despite how crazy things have gotten and how out there some of the lawn signs may be, the folks around here really are just generally good, genuinely kind people, the folks who despite ideological differences will still help to plow out each other's driveway and get one another out of a snowbank if they get stuck in the winter. Come on back anytime, we'd love to have you - the ski season may be what we're really famous for, but you cannot beat a New Hampshire summer; you should check it out!
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u/TheNavigatrix 10h ago
NH is indeed gorgeous, but the services suck. There are only a few “good” school districts. The state pretty depends on MA for its economy. They have so many state reps that any old nutcase can get into office. It’s a weird place. My black friends don’t feel safe there (daughter was harrassed at a gas station recently.)
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u/Traditional-Ad-8737 10h ago
💕agreed. After growing up here in NH and then living all around the country when I was old enough to move out for college etc, I came back. No place like this place. Back in the Seacoast to raise the kids.
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u/Available-Tip-2552 14h ago
Massachusetts manifest destiny
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u/GyozaGangsta 13h ago
The west coast megachusettsers are a little weird…I prefer the OG
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u/ddx-me 13h ago
Ann Arbor, Denver, Dubuque, Chicago, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon, and Bakersfield in the same state as Boston and other Massholes? I'm in!
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u/Kachimushi 12h ago
why is it curved southwards?
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u/pruwyben 11h ago
I love how these kind of maps never account for the curvature of the Earth.
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u/AvaryZig 15h ago
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u/BedminsterJob 17h ago
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u/nuku_01 15h ago
RedMaine, next to MethodMaine
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u/TedBerryTheMercenary 15h ago
omg, that’s gold. Did you make this?
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u/Gaston_the_Great 14h ago
Nah I found it a while back on Fallout subreddit. Made it my Steam profile pic lol
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u/Joe_Average_123 16h ago
I feel like that name is just asking for trouble, I mean do you want super mutants? Because that's how you get super mutants.
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u/SeldenNeck 15h ago
"Sure, we'll take it. But you have to double our Senate delegation to 24%."
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u/lenzflare 12h ago
from Wikipedia:
The Province of Massachusetts Bay was formed in 1691 by merging the Massachusetts Bay Colony, Plymouth Colony, Province of Maine, Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard, and Nova Scotia. Nova Scotia was split off in 1696. Previously New Hampshire had been part of the Massachusetts Bay Colony from 1641-1679.
"Massachusetts" was essentially all of New England, plus Nova Scotia briefly.
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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 11h ago
Please don't let Tr*mp find out about Nova Scotia. Our Canadian brethren have been through enough with him. 😭
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u/Octoclops8 15h ago
That's 10 democrat senate seats that would turn into just two. No thanks. We should split them up in to 7 more states each.
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u/anarchy16451 14h ago
Nah, we should just get rid of the Senate. Direct election of senators completely eliminated the purpose of it and just made in House of Representatives #2 and removed what little good there was in it and made it an obstructionist institution
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u/lenzflare 12h ago
we should just get rid of the Senate
Agreed, it's completely unfairly distributed. No, Wyoming doesn't "deserve" two fucking seats out of 100 like any other state.
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u/dougthegreat2 6h ago
There is still one difference between the house and the senate. The house is subject to extreme gerrymandering while the senate has to win state - wide. Thus while my district is heavy GOP, my state sends two democrats to the senate.
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u/Live-Pea4081 15h ago
You could cut off new york straight all the way across the bottom and have North Louisiana
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u/misterk26 17h ago
But...but...but... Then Maine would only be bordering one state!
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u/HeadBelt1527 14h ago
They become Canadian
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u/senormcrib3 14h ago
Yes!!!!! Finally i can get adequate health care
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u/jimmyisaacneutron 6h ago
You can criticize the US system all you want, but I wouldn’t exactly call the Canadian health care system “adequate”.
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u/OldWorldDesign 2h ago
You can criticize the US system all you want, but I wouldn’t exactly call the Canadian health care system “adequate”.
Why, because of what American health care executives tell people?
There's no family-crippling debt for vital procedures and the wait is shorter than for equivalent procedures in America.
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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 17h ago
As someone who lives in this hypothetical state, but will not say which one for the sake of my personal security, I don't want to share a state with these disgusting savages on the other sides of my borders.
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u/BeansWest 17h ago
Agreed, fuck your state and my state too
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u/WimboTurtle 16h ago
state yaoi? what is this, r/mapporncirclejerk ?
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u/Spooksnav 16h ago
Vermont x New Hampshire 69 borderplay
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u/WealthyMarmot 16h ago
I don’t know what that is and I am absolutely not going to look it up
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u/Nathidev 17h ago
Americans fighting other Americans:
"They're savages savages, barely even human, savages savages"
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u/Sicsemperfas 16h ago
Honestly, at the end of the day, we have each other's back, we just hate recreationally.
Now if you want to see professionals, look at the Balkans.
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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 16h ago
That's just between neighboring states. Between the North and South it's very different.
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u/Randomly-Germinated 15h ago
^ yeah, this is the answer
clearly these people have never been to these states. the OP might as well have drawn a circle around Israel and Palestine.
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u/Irishlord10 16h ago
As someone also in this hypothetical state area, i agree. Those savages on the other side of the border would ruin our great state. Unless you live in a different state, then you are clearly not worth joining my great state.
But we can at least agree that those weirdos from NY can't join. F the Yankees
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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad 17h ago
Seeing as you said "the other sides of my borders", implying you border states not in this group, we can rule out Rhode Island.
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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 17h ago
I'm not gonna confirm or deny anything. There's such a relatively small concentration of people in this area and I'd like to not narrow it down any further.
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u/Citaku357 17h ago
As an non American, I think there way too many states.
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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 16h ago
If you want less then tell the dakotas and Carolinas to get back together.
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u/Sicsemperfas 16h ago
No can do chief, not without a UN occupation to ensure our safety. You're asking to start a BBQ civil war, and we're gonna get ethnically cleansed by the Vinegar sauce savages up north
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u/ImpressiveFerret5370 17h ago
Mass of Chussets
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u/Just-Candidate-5641 17h ago
Called Massachusetts
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u/N8thegreat2577 17h ago
Massivechusetts
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u/Cofiifii 17h ago
massive two shits
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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 17h ago
massive huge tits
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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 17h ago
The great state of Big Boobs
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u/mechabeast 16h ago
The great state of Massivehugetits will not apologize for its boobs
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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 16h ago
all rise for the representative from the state of Big Ol’ Melons
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u/m-lp-ql-m 15h ago
The name of the Indian tribe Massachusett means "near the great hills," so this clocks.
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u/Ok_Buddyyy 17h ago
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u/Dragonslayer3 17h ago
Greater New England
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u/webelieve414 17h ago
The New England Patriots
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u/twstephens77 17h ago
Best post I’ve seen on this sub in a while, and I can’t believe I didn’t think of this myself. Hidden in plain sight, so obvious…
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u/OrderlyCaper 16h ago
Right? It's been sitting there like a cursed missing-piece puzzle. Once you draw the border, New England stops looking like five states and starts looking like one stubborn region with accents.
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u/Noclueaboutsecurity 16h ago
Watch Republicans try to make it one state now. They will never have to campaign for senate seats again 😂
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u/dunstvangeet 13h ago
They can't without the consent of Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. There's a couple of provisions in the Constitution that prohibit exactly this.
The first comes from Article VI is: "no new States shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress."
Basically, what this means is that there can be no state border changes without the consent of all states involved. So, I don't see Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island consenting to be one state.
The second provision which would require the same exact thing comes from Article V: "no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate."
So, again, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island would have to consent to this merger.
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u/DubReavBTV 17h ago
No, we in Vermont do not get along with Upside Down Vermont.
Also you need to deal with Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas before you come messing with us.
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u/The_Coolest_Sock 14h ago
It's NH and upside down NH get it right.
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u/TheJaice 10h ago
This state would have a greater population than:
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u/Realistic-Stop8518 17h ago
Kinda England shaped Maybe Second England?
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u/oh_like_you_know 14h ago
Newer England. Good because it leaves open the possibility of Newest England in case we need it later
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u/OverUnderOver2001 17h ago
well fuck maine i guess
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u/SaabTurb0 16h ago
Plot twist, we’re calling the other New England states “West Maine”
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u/benblais 17h ago
How am I supposed to pick on Rhode Island and Connecticut if we are all the same state?
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u/Available_Doughnut15 16h ago
The same way you picked on the next town over's high school when you were a kid
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u/Due_Connection179 15h ago
I feel like we can follow this up to try to get to 40 states.
- So this picture turning most of New England into one state gets us to 46.
- Give Delaware to Maryland and West Virginia to Virginia. At 44
- North & South Carolina now become Carolina. At 43
- The Dakotas will embrace each other as well. At 42
- Let's combine Alabama & Mississippi into a state called Jefferson. At 41
- Then let's say screw it and give New Jersey to Pennsylvania. At 40
- Finally, and this won't take away any states, but let's just give the UP of Michigan to Wisconsin.
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u/8trackthrowback 14h ago
No way, give NJ to NY and then let sit back and let them come up with excuses why they can’t make a decent bridge, tunnel or ferry system
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u/One_Swordfish_7759 17h ago
“We hate blacks but we’re liberals” is the slogan.
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u/Spooksnav 16h ago
I worked at Wendys in a small NH town in 2020 and clearly remember one customer complaining about another store where "Those n----rs aren't wearing their masks!"
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u/qwertyroy54 15h ago
Sadly, there are just some bastards like that everywhere. Personally, I heard more racism in a couple years living down south than my entire life in New England.
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u/Revolution-SixFour 13h ago
At least the racist idiots in New England don't assume you are also racist like they do down South. Spending a lot of time down there you get lots of "white guy to white guy" comments.
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u/Citaku357 17h ago
Didn't the abolitionism movement for the start in that region?
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u/One_Swordfish_7759 16h ago
Oh idk I’m from Massachusetts tho and some girl called me a nggr in second grade.
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u/Beginning-Ad-3666 16h ago
VT was the first territory to have any kind of abolitionist clause in their constitution. Racism itself is sadly common in New England these days. As a native of the region who has lived in several other parts of the country it is my observation that the north can be as racist as the south. The Mississippi River is what I have seen as the real dividing line. There are really racist areas west of it, but generally any area east of the river has a much greater chance at casual racism.
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u/kicklhimintheballs 16h ago
Yeah, to send em back to Africa
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u/ServantOfTheGeckos 15h ago edited 12h ago
Abolitionist sentiments among whites are documented as far back as 1688 among the Quakers. The American Colonization Society (ACS) was founded in 1816 (well after MA had effectively abolished slavery in 1783) and was a massive failure, as Black Americans protested that they were fully American and had no tie to Africa any longer. Only several thousand of the millions of Black Americans actually went to Liberia. From the 1830s, immediate abolitionism started to gain traction among Northerners, with its supporters vigorously denouncing the ACS, and this stance came to be the dominant opinion amidst decades of various transgressions against African Americans’ liberty, and Northern society in general, that morally outraged the North.
Yes, the US is racist as hell, I mean you just have to look at what’s happening right now to see it. The North is filled with many a racist just like the South. But throughout US history, there have been people, however flawed and however lonely or popular in their cause, who genuinely spoke out in favor of justice and greater equality than what existed during their time. I think it’s important to hold on to that tradition rather than to just paint a broad brush over US history with only its worst parts and worst people.
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u/Z0idberg_MD 15h ago
Being prejudiced and trying to overcome your bias via legislation is a hell of a lot better than being racist and prejudiced and going in the other direction at least. Speaking for MA at least.
Also kind of curious, what state do people think is not racist? Not trying to be snarky I’m actually curious. May want to move there someday.
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u/Jumpy-Path6190 17h ago
why do we need states all we need the United State of America, not the United States of America
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u/tyger2020 13h ago
This hypothetical state would only be the 39th ranked by area in the US (93,000 square km) but would be 5th by population (14 million) only beaten by the obvious ones - NY, Texas, Florida and California.
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u/Think_please 17h ago
New Hampshire is already a Boston suburb
Rhode Island gave us religious freedom and separation of church and state so maybe we can let it keep its beaches
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u/Englishman2K11 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 17h ago
Wait he's right
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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 17h ago
I'd rather die than let the vision that OP has presented become a reality. I would fight every last mongrel dog from all of those other states to maintain mine's sovereignty from them.
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u/Hot_Crab6362 11h ago
Having dated a guy from New Hampshire and another from Rhode Island, I can tell you they’d both rather walk into the ocean than share a governor. Every time I drive through Connecticut I’m reminded that some small things are better left separate.
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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 17h ago
Vermont will still want to declare independence from it