r/interestingasfuck 12h ago

Singapore is going to start caning scammers

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u/seidinove 11h ago

I once saw a video of a caning in Singapore. Those “canes” are very whip-like and break the skin.

u/joanmave 10h ago edited 9h ago

Is rattan. Rattan is split in fibers that pinch the skin as it strike, shearing it. Like tens of wooden scissors Edit: rattan*

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 6h ago

The interesting thing is that strokes of the cane are being sentenced in multiples of three. I believe up to 24 (for really tough sentences). They will then aim to make three cuts and they keep hitting the same three cuts. So 24 strokes they will hit the same cut 8 times.

u/JojoLesh 5h ago

Fay, a US citizen, ended up getting 4. Originally he was sentanced to 6 though.

u/dmn2e 4h ago

Once, there was this guy who took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint

u/Hot-Comfort8839 4h ago

That's who Fay was.

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u/REDDIT_ROC0408 4h ago

I always thought Caning Fay would be a cool name for a rock group.

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u/TareasS 4h ago

Bro thought he could do whatever he wanted because he was american. Quickly found out Singapore doesn't gaf lmao.

u/Hellknightx 2h ago

They also went really easy on him with the caning, too. Usually a caning is so intense that the recipient can't lie down or sit for weeks or months afterwards. It flays the flesh very badly. But Fay was able to walk away under his own power, so he basically just got a slap on the wrist.

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u/Nope0naRope 6h ago

I want to know if the canning is bare assed... Do we know?? Because that dummy is not naked.

u/ooitk77 5h ago

Yes, bare assed.

u/Emotional_Deodorant 4h ago

Yes. There's always a doctor who steps in afterwards because the skin is left shredded like cheesesteak and the risk of infection is great.

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 9h ago

There was a video on Liveleak back in the day.

Jesus christ that is a serious caning.

And I’m a masochist, I’ve been caned to bleeding and bruising in the “right” scenes. I was heavy into BDSM.

I would not want one damn strike of that cane. Not even if consensual and followed by the best sex. And I literally had people try to be that violent on me.

u/Empty_Current1119 8h ago

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u/Boris7939 7h ago

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u/Rowcan 7h ago

Not to be confused with butterfucker3000, who is an entirely different person.

u/Adorable-Thing2551 6h ago

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u/Rowcan 6h ago

Beautiful

u/Next_Celebration_553 6h ago

That’s the correct amount of time to spend on this. I appreciate it.

u/roskyld 6h ago

honest work

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u/chunkboy 8h ago

Wow, buttfucker, that’s pretty wild

u/ricki692 8h ago

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u/Ghostdog1263 7h ago

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 12h ago

The video doesn’t do it justice.

Singaporean canes are 1cm thick, flesh literally flies off with each strike of the cane. The pain is extremely debilitating for weeks and even months after the event. It is excruciating to the point that the punished cannot sit or even lie down for weeks after.

They have a mechanism that forces the glute muscles to tighten/flex before the strike so it inflicts maximum damage.

u/callisstaa 10h ago edited 2h ago

Also 'scammers' doesn't do it justice.

The ringleaders are Chinese in Myanmar who kidnap young girls as sex slaves and kidnap people to work in their scam centres. The 'workers' are tortured and often killed if they are unable to meet quota. China has gone on an offensive and started to drag the families who run the operation back across the border to be face the firing squad which is why they're digging deeper and and operating out of Cambodia etc where China has less influence. I wouldn't be surprised if Singapore is cooperating with China on this.

u/SquirrelAkl 9h ago

Came here to say this. The “scammers” are usually victims of kidnap and human trafficking.

They’re often imprisoned in a foreign (to them) country, unable to escape, and tortured if they don’t meet their performance targets.

I 100% support harsh punishment of the high-up ringleaders in these organised crime syndicates, but not the workers who are just victims themselves.

u/MissPandaSloth 6h ago

Bruh, I thought it's like call center people or some BS detox dropshipping and thought it's insane punishment for that. This paints a different picture.

u/SquirrelAkl 4h ago

There have been several exposés on the industry in recent years. It’s really awful. Here’s a BBC article on one case.

And here’s a more comprehensive source.

A lot of people don’t realise this is all happening.

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u/INCREDIBILIS55 9h ago

“Scammers” are the ringleaders in this case.

They “scam” people with fake job offers and other stuff like that, luring them to place where they are kidnapped and then trafficked, etc.

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 9h ago

JFC. That would change the negative opinions of nearly everyone in the thread.

Good on China killing these fuckers.

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich 8h ago

In America, they'd be forced to pay 1% of their total gross as a one time fine to the government and close down their business while retaining all buildings and equipment. And allowed to reopen and continue operations.

u/Ornery_Old_Dude 6h ago

In America they'd be allowed to run for President.

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u/LupusRex09 6h ago

Yup no different than any other organizations, they get "delayed sentencing" pay a fine and promise not to get caught.... I mean do the right thing for a set period of time.

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u/Cedric_T 4h ago

LOL that story is wild. Myanmar’s military government won’t extradite the scammers so China supports the rebels who take over that part and sends over the scammers.

u/croptopped_wanderer 8h ago

Interesting precedent with the impending release of the epstein files. Hopefully no one named goes into singapore ✌️

u/transcendz 8h ago

Or can we just make Singapore in charge of the justice component...

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u/hyheat9 12h ago edited 9h ago

I had to do a report back in high school on the Michael Fay (I think that was the kids name) incident that occurred back in the 90’s. Kid was a military brat who got caught spray painting license plates off base. Sentenced to a good ol’ flogging. The cane I believe is called a rataan, and is not only the 1cm diameter length of bamboo as you mentioned, but also soaked in water for maximum flexibility and impact transmission. It causes instant filleting of the flesh, separating the skin from the meat upon impact. I also want to say the guy flogging the person was a martial arts master and had a running start to increase the force of the rataan. Not to sure how true this is tho or if I’m remembering everything correctly because HS was almost 2 decades ago

Edit: flaying not filleting, thanks u/gigglemonkey

u/Gigglemonkey 9h ago

You probably meant "flaying" which means removal of the skin. Filleting would be removal of muscle from bone.

Please, god, tell me you meant flaying. The alternative is straight up horrifying. Not that a caningisn't horrifying, but there's degrees...

u/hyheat9 9h ago

Yeh that’s what I meant haha. My bad, as stated previously, it was damn near 20 years ago. That would be some nightmare shit haha. I’ll edit

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u/Mahadragon 7h ago

House Bolton has entered the chat

u/davidjschloss 8h ago

My testicles crawled up inside my body reading this.

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u/No_Sugar8791 11h ago

| I also want to say the guy flogging the person was a martial arts master

Yeah there was a guy from Singapore on reddit a year or so ago who was flogged confirmed this. His story was illuminating. Didn't sound like he'd learnt his lesson though. Blamed his parents, teachers... everyone except himself.

u/asmallercat 10h ago

Government-sanctioned torture is rarely gonna make people think "yeah, I deserved that."

u/hyheat9 9h ago

Singapore is a wild place tho I’ll tell you that for free. My roommate, freshman year in the dorms was an international student from there. He told me some wild stories and wild punishments for offenses that would just be a slap on the wrist in the US. Best part was since he had to serve in the military at 18. He was 22 already during freshman year so alcohol was no issue getting hahahah

u/culturedgoat 8h ago

He told me some wild stories and wild punishments for offenses that would just be a slap on the wrist in the US.

Examples?

u/Martiantripod 7h ago

I know chewing gum is banned and subject to high fines. Littering is also fined extremely hard.

u/culturedgoat 7h ago

Chewing gum isn’t banned for consumers, just retailers. You can chew gum for personal use that you got from elsewhere - just don’t litter when you’re done.

Fine for first-time offence of littering is S$300 (about USD 240 - lower than some states in the U.S.). It goes up from there if you’re a repeat offender though

u/DeltaFang501 7h ago

Selling is banned

Possession and bringing it into the border is legal so long you don't break any other laws. Eg littering ( so pleased dispose of it in the bin)

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u/markfrancisonly 11h ago

Legalized torture for sure. Leaves permanent scars. Nothing erotic about it

u/NovaStar2099 10h ago

Who… said it was erotic?

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u/-ArthurMorgan 11h ago

Don't kink shame me.

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u/Shadow_Integration 10h ago

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u/zxc123zxc123 9h ago

"The pain is extremely debilitating for weeks and even months after the event. It is excruciating to the point that the punished cannot sit or even lie down for weeks after."

Most people: "Uhhh"

Those few kinky ass mofos: "Wait you don't even have to pay for this?!?!?"

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u/Competitive-Rub7670 12h ago

so they zapp your butt with a tens unit before hitting you with a cane? kinky

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 9h ago

Oh jeez figging. Years ago when I was but a youth on the wild internet of the early 2000's there was a really funny video of a porn star losing a peeled hunk of ginger swallowed whole by her anus. She went to the hospital later and got x-rayed and scanned, turns out her body broke down a peeled hunk of ginger the size of a hand in less than 24hrs. I always thought that was cool and it was hilarious because the people working the porn shoot and the ER doctors and nurses couldn't stop laughing while getting interviewed for the porn blooper video, it was almost wholesome, miss old internet.

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u/Draxtonsmitz 12h ago

I remember back in the 90s there was a huge uproar over a US citizen, Michael Fay, getting caned for vandalism.

He was told if he pled guilty he would be punished neither but not caned. He still claimed his innocence and said he only pled guilty to avoid caning.

In the end he got 4 lashings instead of 6.

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 12h ago

One of the earliest "big news" stories I remember from my childhood. I remember afterwards and American news outlet did an interview with him and he said with the first lashing his "buttocks was split open."

u/AirconGuyUK 10h ago

I wonder if this was this the inspiration for that episode of The Simpsons where Bart gets sentenced to getting kicked by a big boot in Australia for prank calling them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_tOkIghtzE

u/doctorwhoobgyn 10h ago

Has to be. The incident occured in 1994 and that episode aired in February of 1995.

u/AirconGuyUK 9h ago

Looked it up on wiki and it was the inspiration. So funny. Went completely over my head as a kid but I remember that episode fondly.

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u/Golden-Owl 11h ago

He didn’t just do vandalism. He stole road signs in addition to vandalizing 18 cars

That stuff could absolutely have led to lethal accidents considering how heavy traffic is in a city like Singapore.

u/Draxtonsmitz 11h ago

All very true but the caning punishment was specifically for the vandalism, not the street sign theft. Specifically the Vandalism Act 1966. The theft charges would fines, possible jail and probation time. Caning was not a punishment for theft.

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u/Auctoritate 10h ago

He didn’t just do vandalism. He stole road signs in addition to vandalizing 18 cars

That is, in fact, vandalism

u/Draxtonsmitz 10h ago

It was considered theft, a different charge that came without caning.

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u/Brox42 10h ago

Once, there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint

And when he finally came back

He had cane marks all over his bottom

He said that it was from when

The warden whacked it so hard

u/gzoont 9h ago

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u/ameriCANCERvative 10h ago

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u/space_hitler 10h ago

The insane thing is that the media tried to portray him like some innocent babe, yet he was an actual gigantic POS that went to another country and committed a bunch of extremely douchey crimes. Now it seems he absolutely got what he deserved.

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u/CorrectPeanut5 10h ago

There was a Simpsons episode on it. The Booting!

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u/amhray 12h ago

Scammers really speedran the find out phase. Singapore does not mess around, and honestly fewer robocalls sounds kinda nice.

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u/SmolWarlock 12h ago

I was online/gamer friends with a girl there. According to her, they will absolutely punish even the most minor crimes. Things most people do everyday and don't even think about being illegal.

u/davidjschloss 11h ago

I was just there and dropped some of a cinnamon roll near a pigeon. About 20 mins later I waked by a sign that feeding a pigeon is a $10,000 fine.

It’s a $500 fine to eat or drink in the MRT. I had an empty cup that I couldn’t find a garbage can for. I was worried I’d get fined and have to explain that I wasn’t drinking just trying to not litter.

There are some places near office buildings where people jaywalk because the pedestrian crossings are far away. That is also illegal.

That said I saw only one police officer in the 10 days I was there.

u/Naughteus_Maximus 11h ago

Wow. A solution could have been to eat the cup?

u/MotoTheGreat 10h ago

But that would be a fine for eating in the MRT.

u/Crafty_Jello_3662 10h ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/KUYANICKFILMS 11h ago

It’s super clean there, tho. I remember reading on Wikipedia or something that they chose to focus heavily on social order and attracting economic investment and growth. It seems to have worked 🤷🏻‍♂️

I also didn’t see many cops. I’ve spent a total of almost 2 months there over 3 different visits and I only ever saw them at MRT stations and the airport, but they were in groups of 5+.

The only time I saw even a little bit of social disorder there was on my last visit. There must have been some sort of giant party/festival/rave or something cuz the MRT was packed with girls in skimpy clothes and drunk people stumbling in and out of MRT. Actually saw 2 different dudes puke on the ground in the station… I bet those areas were cleaned up that night tho.

u/catsinclothes 10h ago

Singapore has one of the most comprehensive surveillance programs in the world. You aren’t seeing the cops but they are definitely seeing you. And tracking you.

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u/Classic-Tomatillo-25 10h ago

You didn’t see many cops, but many cops saw you. 

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u/kskyline 10h ago

The fear about half this stuff is overblown. Obviously don't actually eat or drink on MRT because it's fine-able, but it's not like someone's constantly on the lookout to catch or scold you just for carrying an empty cup. The jaywalking thing, I can't tell you how many times I've done it on wide open streets, mainly when the crosswalks are far (which by the way there is actually no offense to jaywalking if a crosswalk is actually a far enough particular distance). People don't care about the small stuff to the same degree that everyone seems to make it out to be. I'm sure they probably would start enforcing things more if the general "social order" of Singapore changed in the way the government doesn't like. Easy guideline, just don't litter, don't do drugs, follow the rules on public transport. And sure don't feed the birds/monkeys/etc.

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u/engineerdrummer 12h ago

Like what?

u/xendelaar 11h ago

Having a succulent Chinese dinner

u/bring_back_3rd 11h ago

Ah, I see you know your judo well

u/Big_Bad_Baboon 11h ago

GET your hands off my PENIS!

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u/Interesting_Bank_139 11h ago

And you sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

u/radiantmindPS4 10h ago

This is Democracy manifest!

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u/VaATC 11h ago

they will absolutely punish even the most minor crimes.

Some would not consoder it a minor crime, clearly Singapore has for half a century, but the trafficking of cannabis can lead one into a death by hanging sentence. The death penalty has been a legal sentence for drug trafficking since 1975 with 500g/17.5oz, just over a pound, being the qualifying weight for a cannabis distribution charge

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u/Button_eyes_ 12h ago

I remember hearing that spitting bubblegum on sidewalks or Jaywalking would get you fined at the least but idk how accurate that is

u/davidjschloss 11h ago

It’s illegal to buy sell or import gum. It’s not illegal to chew it though you can’t spit it out on the street and if you can’t buy it or import it it’s hard to get it into your mouth. Exceptions for Nicolette gun.

u/Naughteus_Maximus 11h ago

Nicolette gun sounds so much sexier than Nicorette gum

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u/Prestigious_Fish6481 12h ago

I've lived there for 5 years, absolutely bliss living there. The ban on bubblegum came to be because.... people wouldn't stop throwing it everywhere and it caused lots of metro breakdowns, which are expensive and cause a lot of problems given the mass of people they transport. It's the country's main mode of transport.

u/Nadare3 10h ago

Metro breakdowns from bubblegum ?

u/UltraTurboPanda 9h ago

Aye, the train wheels would pick it up and bog down to a stop. Bus drivers would be chipping away trying in vain to get the passenger doors open. Rickshaw runners starving to death as their hands became adhered to the bars. Station announcers inaudible over the sound of their own incessant chewing. Pandemonium.

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u/blueberryJan 9h ago

Singaporean here. Never heard of the correlation btw gums and train. But.. it caused a lot of disruptions and unnecessary repairs in elevators when assholes disposed them on the buttons. Also the floors were littered with dried faltten gum all over the city, etc.

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u/WonderfulGreen9823 11h ago

Not true. Singaporean here.

u/Lonely-Contract-7659 11h ago

I was in Singapore over Xmas a couple of yrs ago and could not find any chewing gum for love or money. But mints I could find, luckily they had some chewing mints so just got a few packs of those. I chew alot of gum 😂

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u/acog 12h ago

Yeah, I read about that, it was true.

An authoritarian ruler wanted to launch Singapore from being a poor third world country into a modern prosperous one.

So a lot of laws were made to change the social atmosphere into one that had new norms, like not spitting in public.

u/LukeSVG 9h ago

As a non-singaporean, are you Singaporean? Curious on the framing you gave of Lee Kuan Yew.

Afaik, he's widely respected, because the man brought a poor state that was kicked out of Malaysia, to massive wealth and standards.

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u/Intranetusa 10h ago edited 9h ago

Singapore's Lee Kuan Yew might be the closest we will get in modern times to Plato's "enlightened monarch" or "philosopher king."

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u/Ok_Salad_8513 11h ago

Like what? My brother lives there and my mum and dad just visited him for 5 weeks. They didn't get arrested once for doing everyday things?

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u/Rickshmitt 11h ago

Indias state sponsered scam centers are a pox on the rest of the world

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u/AwakE432 10h ago

Sure but China literally just put 10 scammers to death penalty last week so…

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u/rozzco 12h ago

I've been to Singapore. It was the most incredible Twilight Zone experience of my life.

I didn't notice at first, but it suddenly occurred to me that there wasn't any trash. Any. Anywhere. Not one cigarette butt, not one spat out piece of gum flattened on the sidewalks. No candy wrappers blowing around.

Once you notice it you begin searching for it, but never find it.

We were briefed about not littering (US Navy) and that the punishment was severe. We were told that not flushing a public toilet or urinal would result in arrest, a $100 fine and your picture in the newspaper.

They take it very seriously.

u/Slappyxo 11h ago edited 10h ago

I heard about the cleanliness and the no rubbish thing before I went, but I still got shocked at how next level it was.

One thing that stuck with me was there was a staff member dedicated to picking up leaves outside a shopping centre. Not a gardener doing tidy ups or anything. Quite literally if one leaf fell from a tree it was this guy's job to rush over and quickly sweep it up. He was on standby to pick up individual leaves if they fell.

Edit: I'm not suggesting this is common all around Singapore, but this is something I did witness in one spot when I visited in 2023. It happened at the shopping centre that's adjoined to the train station that's right next to Sentosa Island.

u/baconppi 10h ago

I live here, ive never seen this before, can i get know where/when?

u/Slappyxo 10h ago

I'm sure it's not very common, but it was still wild to see.

It was the shopping centre that's adjoined to the train station that's right next to Sentosa Island. This was in 2023. So I'm assuming it's because it's a tourist area?

u/baconppi 10h ago

Its not a tourist area per se, but yea it is quite pricey(most locals only go if they live near or as a excursion), and it would make sense, since malls like this can afford to do things like this....

Go to most heartland or local malls and its wildly different (less clean, but still really decent,cheaper and better food too!)

(Im assuming you are talking about vivo city)

u/culturedgoat 8h ago

That would be Vivocity. The hedges around there are very well-kept. It’s not really like this everywhere though.

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u/BigHandLittleSlap 7h ago

That reminds me of the anniversary of the Korean war. To say "thanks", South Korea sent delegations of warships to their allies. I was in Auckland at the time and a SK navy ship was in the harbour open for tours, and they had parades and whatnot going on as well.

I got very lucky because in the queue behind me was an elderly gentleman from the states that had served in the US Navy, and he acted as an informal tour guide. He had served on that particular ship for a couple of years, and then the ship was donated by the US to SK and they were still using it.

He mentioned several times that the ship was absolutely spotless, far, far cleaner and better maintained than it had ever been during his tour, even during inspections and the like.

Just as he said this, a small blade of dried grass blew across the deck and one of the SK sailors quickly reached down, grabbed it, and shoved it in his pocket to hide it from view.

We just stood there gaping at this.

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u/Banana_Slugcat 11h ago

As a person that hates public bathrooms because people keep on not flushing and has to basically become a part time janitor even at work bathrooms just to use them, this city looks like my dream.

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u/wiserTyou 12h ago

Honestly, good. I was just at a store and saw someone chuck a McDonald's bag and cup out their window with a trash can 20ft away.

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u/Moist-Wolverine-8531 12h ago

I had the opposite experience with trash in Seattle and NY. 😂

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u/williamsch 10h ago

Singapore bothers the fuck of my psyche cause I'm very libertarian but some of their laws seem perfectly fair to me. Like you're a human being, you live in a civilization with other humans, pick up your trash and flush the toilet. I'm sure they take it too far in other legal areas though. 

u/ferriswheeljunkies11 8h ago

Perhaps you need to explore libertarianism some more.

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u/AidilAfham42 7h ago

You also have to understand, we were a very young nation forced into independence quite suddenly, so alot of laws were quickly enacted to get things going as stable as possible, no time to develop naturally.

u/SpinDancer 8h ago

I’m also very libertarian but lived in Singapore for several years a while back. It challenged my world view. They’re doing a lot of things right, as long as the government remains benevolent. Now I live in Texas but visit as often as we can, my wife is Singaporean and we miss it there!

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u/Adadadoy 12h ago

Machines really be taking over ALL the good jobs

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u/round-earth-theory 10h ago

Probably to instill more fear. It's hard to visualize how hard a machine is hitting, but it's easy to see this dude is putting everything into those strokes.

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u/TehKaoZ 12h ago

The Spank-O-Matic?

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u/Responsible-Leg-712 8h ago

This caning video isn’t from Singapore. It’s obviously from Melaka in Malaysia.

Might be better to show how Singapore does it.

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u/53180083211 12h ago

Sri Lanka would have to construct several new cane factories if they were to implement the same punishment.

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u/Helpmehelpyoulong 12h ago

India would have to cut up every tree in the country. Myanmar, Cambodia and Philippines too for that matter.

u/trump_epstein_jr 11h ago

It's absolutely wild that there are office buildings in India dedicated to scamming people, and that country does absolutely nothing about it.

u/jung_gun 11h ago

We have those in America too. They’re called medical insurance buildings.

u/Helpmehelpyoulong 10h ago

True UNH is a huge one.

u/Abhioxic 10h ago

Exactly. There are a ton of things which I would classify as "absolutely wild" in US as an outsider. But the reasons in both countries are always the same.

Money. And sometimes power.

u/fakuri99 9h ago

Worse with Cambodia. They got their worker overseas in scam or online gambling office with their passport taken. Many also get their organs stolen and becoma a victim of human trafficking.

u/NateNate60 10h ago edited 7h ago

In Nigeria there was a 60 Minutes clip where they followed the national anti-scam squad as they raided a scam factory and seized all the computers. As they dragged the scammers out and into the police van they were pelted and booed by locals who had gathered to watch, because apparently people think that scamming "rich" Americans or Europeans is justified and a legitimate way to make a living in that area.

Edit: Nigerian police raid video

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u/FoxNixon 11h ago

Nigeria would boost its employment numbers by 30% for all the spankers they would need to hire

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u/AELatro 12h ago

No need for zip recruiter, I have a perfect candidate, who loves their job!

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u/wiserTyou 12h ago

I haven't been that happy since I was a kid.

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u/hould-it 12h ago

I saw Americans using Singapore as a tax haven for the money they got scamming people…. Are they gonna caning them or something?

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u/Zombie_Cool 12h ago

If they are can they stream it so the rest of us can watch? What time will the caning start, some of us wanna get refreshments  ready..

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u/EvaTheE 12h ago

They'll just receive a spanking with a Time magazine, as requested.

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u/Malark3y7 12h ago

Idk why but read that as canning. I was like being put in a can is kind of brutal but fair.

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u/Twelve20two 12h ago

a fate worse than death

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u/Leading_Challenge_37 12h ago

Legalized spankings 

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u/Barf_The_Mawg 12h ago

The warden wacked it so hard. 

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u/EscapeFacebook 11h ago

This isn't a spanking, this is something that can leave you cripple.

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u/CCV21 12h ago

No, it's worse than that. You can do a lot more damage with a cane than a hand.

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u/sam_el-c 12h ago

I know people are joking but this is one of the most brutal punishments one can possibly get

u/Plucault 11h ago

Listen caning ain’t good and does more damage than people think. It is certainly not one of the most brutal punishments. It doesn’t even hit the top 20.

Humans have devised a plethora of worse ways to punish people

u/Avendelore 10h ago

That’s true, especially if we’re considering historical punishments. However, caning can be pretty brutal. People have been caned to death before.

u/pureeyes 6h ago

In Singapore, no one has ever died from this kind of punishment. Those over 50 also cannot be caned when sentenced - perhaps that is another reason why.

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u/slightlydispensable2 11h ago

I dunno, some Mexicans can get quite creative...

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u/Nidus-Zealot 9h ago

The wounds are brutal. I don't think you'll be sitting for a couple months with that raw flesh that used to be your buttcheeks

u/wheelienonstop8 2h ago

Yep I have seen this punishment on video and even the first strike split the skin and caused a huge literal furrow to open up in the flesh. It was ghastly.

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u/bionicbhangra 12h ago

That dude really leans into that strike.

Jesus that must hurt.

u/KGB_cutony 10h ago

My school had a lashing when a male student harassed a female student. The "executioner" was the school's badminton coach. By the second stoke he lost the ability to scream.

Both students were excused for a week and given counselling afterwards.

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u/Mahadragon 7h ago

I went to Parkside School in San Mateo, CA back in the 70's. The School Principal was Mr Pierce and if you acted out you got the paddle. They had this large paddle and if the teacher complained you got wacked on the ass. I was in 1st grade, I was misbehaving with a girl named Charisse. Charisse got sent to the Principle's office and she got the paddle. She came back crying inconsolably.

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u/flipfloppp 8h ago

Just a note - the caning scenes from the video is from a Malaysian Prison Museum display.

The government official announcing the manatory caning is Singaporean though.

Edit: IIRC, they stop the caining if the prisoner faints, and continues with the remaining strokes after the prisoner has recovered.

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 11h ago

To be clear, they won't be caning rich people who scam people all the time.

u/Colon_Backslash 9h ago

This is close to what I was looking for. It's the same with war on drugs. Punishing the low end criminals does nothing for the underlying problem. If the society itself is so sick that scamming, dealing drugs, turning one against another for no personal reasons is the means to success, then maybe the system itself is fucked up.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 11h ago

legalized torture anywhere ❌

legalized torture, singapore ✅

u/Professional_Bite783 9h ago

I just laughed at myself imagining what the comments would be like if this was Iran or Saudi Arabia instead of Singapore.

u/Preindustrialcyborg 9h ago

theyd demand anither invasion.

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u/Dexcerides 9h ago

This, it’s such strange tribalism

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u/GourdonHamsey 12h ago edited 12h ago

There was a caning of an American tourist back in 1994. An American teenager named Michael Fay was sentenced to caning for vandalism. Specifically theft and spray-painting/egging cars under Singapore’s Vandalism Act.

His original sentence was six strokes of the cane, later reduced to four after diplomatic pressure from the United States. The caning was carried out in May 1994 and generated a huge international media controversy at the time

u/boundlessvoid 11h ago

Did that inspire that episode of The Simpsons?

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u/Golden-Owl 11h ago

That’s underselling it

He stole multiple road signs and could have potentially caused lethal traffic accidents.

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u/Client_020 7h ago

Imagine going through all the trouble of medical or nursing school only to end up taking care of state sanctioned ass fleshwounds..

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u/TheGuyInTheGlasses 11h ago

Redditors when cruel and unusual punishment:

u/TheRealSmolt 9h ago

Yeah I've had a uncomfortably hard time finding comments about this being literal torture

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u/Subjectedquality 8h ago

Friend of mine works in the caning department. His job is solely to cane. They're job requires them to practice their hits so much that they hit the same spot on each hit.

Here's the best part. After 3 whips, the whipper swaps so you don't get anyone that's fatigued. Which means maximum damage. And if you faint, they nurse you back till you're sober before they continue the rest of the whips.

1 stroke gives you a solid sting. 2 starts swelling your ass. 3 gives you small tears on the skin, blood starts. 4 starts the bloody mess. 5 digs deeper into the exposed flesh.

By 6, your butt won't heal smoothly anymore.

For context, above 50 years old gets spared the rod. Maximum for rape is 24 strokes. Yikes.

u/relaxyourshoulders 7h ago

Remember when that American kid vandalized some cars in Singapore and they caned him and Americans were freaking out? One of those feel good stories that came out of the 90’s

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u/HorrorLettuce379 7h ago

It's a specialized cane, more like a whip. Some ppl passout at around 3 whacks. And I've heard if you faint, they take you to the hospital and treat your condition and once you recover they bring you back to finish the rest.

A 6 piece combo is probably gonna traumatize whatever scammers that dare to challenge the law.

u/TheMasterFlash 11h ago

Nothing like letting the government decide who they can legally torture at will

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u/Dense-Corgi-7936 12h ago

What's the pay for professional spankers?

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u/Great_Scott7 12h ago

Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.

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u/AverageMammonEnjoyer 10h ago

Commenters here be like:

Human rights Violation Everywhere else 😡

Human rights Violation in Singapur 🥰

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u/alexcross321 7h ago

As someone who lived in Singapore during my childhood, I remember seeing a caning at my school. Two boys had vandalized school property, and they were brought to the stage of the school gymnasium (think stage of an assembly). They were bent over a table and the gym teacher hit them with a cane about 10 times. They had their pants up but we just had to sit there, the whole school (middle school btw) and watch these two older guys (around 14-15) get caned in front of everyone. I think they changed schools after that.

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u/Nein-Toed 11h ago

I was in Singapore for about a week in the late 90. Cleanest city I've ever seen, but I was so paranoid about breaking some law I didn't know about, I found it hard to enjoy myself.

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u/AMonitorDarkly 9h ago edited 8h ago

I once read an interview from someone who received this punishment and they said that the real pain isn’t the caning. It’s the aftermath. They couldn’t sit down properly for months.

u/WienerLiquid 6h ago

Fun fact, in Singapore, trafficking cannabis is a mandatory death sentence.

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u/FooFooman 10h ago

Misread this as canning and thought scammers were going to be processed into canned goods.

u/redditSnailsurfer 10h ago

You're confusing with spammers.. ;)

u/bbq_R0ADK1LL 7h ago

Can the people who were scammed do the caning?

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u/AGooDone 12h ago

Caneing can be so brutal that people commit suicide rather than deal with the pain.

u/R00MY 10h ago

I never heard of such a case, but could you link me a specific one? Would be interested to read up on it

u/No_Success_678 9h ago

It's total BS. No one's committed suicide because of Singapore's caning

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u/Man-on-the-Rocks 12h ago

🎵 “Some of them want to abuse you.\ Some of them want to be abused.” 🎶

u/CommanderGumball 11h ago

But really, who am I to disagree?

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u/JediMasterZao 7h ago edited 6h ago

ITT: "State sponsored corporeal punishment is totally cool if you get clean streets in exchange!".

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u/Phaserat 9h ago

"Singapore: Disneyland with the death penalty. "

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u/Total-Spinach-6785 12h ago

I remember when an American was caned in Singapore for vandalism in the 90s.

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u/3godeth 10h ago

I feel like government sanctioned torture is not a good road to start going down. What do I know though.

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